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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 1201 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1201 - Hot Diggity Dog! |
| When: | Aug. 9, 2017 |
| Where: | 520 Carson Dr, Bear, DE |
| Hares: | Dirty Wet Pussy Triple Whore Score Vomit Comet | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1201, Hot Diggity Dog! When: Wednesday, August 9, 2017, at 6:30pm HST Where: 520 Carson Dr, Bear DE 19701 (Delaware Rock Gym) Who Hare: Dirty Wet Pussy, Commit Vomit, and Triple Score Whore What Else: This is a dog inspired trail -- cartoon dog, that is (yeah, may have been some drinking involved in planing). So be creative in showing us your favorite cartoon dog. There will be a prize for who can identify the most cartoon dogs on and off trail. Dry bag may be a good idea as will bug spray. Hash Cash: $7.00 Friendlies: Dog friendly?? Trail, not sure yet. Apres, yard is fenced, but no dogs in the house. D’erections: The Delaware Rock Gym has a nice set of directions. And they suggest using 1150 Porter Rd. Bear, DE for GPS, and then finding Carson Drive. BTW, the son of old-time hasher, Fungi, owns the Gym. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Butt Lite Closing Time Dancing Fool Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Jewel of Duh-Nile Kum On Inn Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Perfect Woman PubeHeAteHer Skidmarks Slutmaster Spunk Monkey Triple Whore Score Vomit Comet Wet Lay | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1201 – The Cartoon Dog HashSo, the slobbering pack gathered up and took over a section of the parking lot at Delaware Rock Gym (causing much confusion in the local climbing community) in Bear, DE on a pleasantly warm, low 80-ish degree summer evening of Wednesday, August 9, 2017 AD. Hashers I remember encountering at some point or other included: Slut Master, PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Dirty Wet Pussy, Perfect Woman, Asshopper, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Vomit Comet, Triple Whore Score, Dancing Fool, Do Me On the Beach, Spunk Monkey, Butt Lite, Skidmarks, Kum On Inn, Fuck 5, Jewels of Duh-Nile, Just Shari, Mount Me, Mary Fucking Poppins, Just Maddie, Closing Time and ...? Our hares for today were veteran, Dirty Wet Pussy and her two apprentices, Vomit Comet and Triple Whore Score who completed their virgin lay today and managed to take a slightly longer than 3-hour-tour marking trail. The threesome had invited the pack to dress as their favorite cartoon dog, an idea which naturally was conjured over some late-night drinking a couple days prior. To go with the theme, we were informed that there would be pictures of cartoon dogs strewn about trail with either a spade, club, heart or diamond drawn on them. Everyone was asked to pick a card, any card and whatever suit you got, you then had to fetch as many pictures with matching suit that you could find out on trail and the hasher with the most would receive a prize at the end. All one had to do was remember the suit they drew, but since hashers have difficulty focusing enough to follow marks, it would remain to be seen if the old dogs could be taught new tricks. DWP threw down some marks for us to try to retain in the few remaining spaces in our brains, which included some flour blobs, checks, falses, shot stop (yay!), beer near (yay!), arrows, a bvc (don’t get hit by cars) and a song stop at which Triple Whore Score requested that we sing a Christmas song for no apparent reason, other than he likes Christmas songs. And so, the pack of canines were released into the wild in the hopes of retrieving some doggone pictures and hopefully some booze along the way. On-On! Trail led us around some warehouses and shortly had us leaping over the railroad tracks and into a field where we lost marks for a bit until Skids and Pube found some flour in the corner of a low-lying construction fence. Triple Whore Score wanted so badly to give hints at the checks, but would soon realize that it’s more fun to simply stand there laughing as the pack aimlessly scatters in a hundred different directions or needlessly runs in a circle-jerk around a dirt pile, which all the FRB’s had just fallen for. Soon, we entered a woodsy area up and down a hill where the Shot Stop was discovered, much to the delight of Pube who was carrying a bottle of watermelon vodka and mixed margaritas on his back. One would not think to mix these two liquors, but since hashers will drink anything from any source, watermelon martinirita’s were enjoyed by all until the bottles were sufficiently drained. While we liquored-up, we attempted to identify some of the cartoon dogs that some of the pack had already retrieved while on trail until a few of the pack went astray to try to pick up the scent of where trail went next. On-On! Since the Shot Stop doubled as a check, half the pack went the wrong way, but eventually wised-up and followed the top dogs in the opposite direction. We bounded through more woodsy trails, through some mud and water hazards until we were made to heel and speak at the song stop. Skids led us in an arousing rendition of “Give it a blow” for our Christmas song after which the dogs were let out again, this time in search of beer. Not too long after that, we came upon Vomit Comet and Spunk Monkey at the Beer Near who rewarded our good behavior of actually following trail with happiness in a can. And so, we enjoyed our suds for a while, but soon decided to head back before any inclination of following trail had gone to the dogs. On-On! We headed down a long road and though DWP had told us not to head back into the woods again, Pube and Jewels found what looked like a flour arrow and decided to take their chances in the shiggy. The rest of the smart pups continued to follow actual marks that eventually headed us back through a neighborhood toward the cars, and then ran out. So, making sure we were “on hare” the whole way back, it was every dog for itself to cross through the shiggy, over the railroad tracks and back to the cars. Perfect Woman was waiting here for us, but again insisted that he was not first in and had to go a different way to avoid the “dog catchers.” Nevertheless, we made it back without chasing our tails too much and it was decided that circle would commence where we stood. RA Mary Fucking Poppins had the honor of leading circle and assured us that he would not tolerate any needless barking, growling or whining. The 3 hares drank for their shitty trail. Skids drank for FRB and it was determined that Slut Master had beat out Wet Lay for DFL honors. Those who actually followed the command of wearing dog costumes, including Do Me, Just Shari, Pube and yours-truly got to enjoy a drink together. Fuck 5, Just Maddie (“Fuck 3”) and a few others drank for interruptus while Closing Time arrived just in time to share a water with the soon-to-be “Fuck 6” for auto-hashing. Kum On Inn drank for wearing a yellow race shirt this time and was joined by Just Maddie for showing-off their over-achieving. Finally, MFP declared that enough was enough and the hash got a piece, despite Woody not being there to decree it. Following circle, we all gathered up at DWP’s house where we were joined by Kitchen Bitch, Dirty Little Pumper and The Wetter the Better for a make-your-own hotdog bar complete with pictures and instructions on how to make Chicago, NY, Carolina, San Francisco and classic chili dogs. Eventually, DWP showed-up after Spunk retrieved her car keys that had been driven-away in Do Me’s car or some other tale of confusion. There was also a cartoon dog guessing game set up for us, which Just Shari won hands (paws)-down and all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1202 this Wednesday.On-On!NecroPheelMeUp | |