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| Hash Number: | 1038 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1038 |
| When: | July 16, 2014 |
| Where: | 119 Rock Ave, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Poo Fucker | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash # 1038 When: Wednesday July 16, 2014 at 6:30 PM Where: 119 Rock Avenue, Wilmington DE, 19804 Who: Poo Fucker Why: Because I got drunk a couple months ago and signed up for a hash, as we all do. D'erections: From I-95, take the Rt. 141 North exit. Follow til the exit for Newport and take the ramp down and turn left at the second light under the bridge. Follow that road down past Movies 10. Turn right at the flag store down Stanton Road. Make the first left after the bar into the neighborhood (Fenwick Ave.) and then make your first left on to Norris Street. Make your first left on to Rock Avenue and 119 is the second house on the left. Park anywhere on the street (plenty of space down in the cul de sac) and look for wankers. Dog Friendly: It's possible but it's so much easier with out them! Also no dogs at the apres. Dry Bag: Bring one just in case it rains or gets muddy | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Circle Jerk Cock a Doodle Don't Cousin It Dead End Kum On Inn Lick Stick Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Narcigism NecroPheelMeUp Nocturnal Emissions Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Poo Fucker PubeHeAteHer Slutmaster Spunk Monkey Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wickwacker Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker Yeast Infection | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1038 So, the slobbering pack met up in front of Poo Fucker’s pad on Rock lane on the fine late afternoon of July the 16th, 2014 AD. Hashers I remember being present: Narcigism, NecroFeelMeUp, PubHeAteHer, Woody, Wishboneher, Slutmaster, Pickledick, Tinsletits, Wickwacker, Spunkmonkey, Mary Fucking Poppins, Lickstick, Nocturnal Emissions, Cousin It, Asshopper, Weird Al, Bumpy Beaver, Kum On Inn, Mount Me, Dead End, Yeast Infection, Perfect Woman, Toxic Shock, Cock A’ Doodle Don’t, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Circle Jerk, Do Me On the Beach and many, many others. Our hare of the day was Poo Fucker, but there was no sign at all of his partner in crime, who also, by the way, used to hash with us….a long, long time ago. So our hare gave us the usual chalk talk laid the arrow down in the general direction and off we went. On! On! We ran down the road through the hood, found a check, but found true trail quickly with Circle Jerk shortcutting as usual and PubeHeAteHer trucking along at full speed as if there was a prize for finishing first. Trail went out to Stanton Rd and into the Powell Ford Park across from Poo Fuckers neighborhood, and what do you know, we had our beer near about 5 minutes into hash, or about 8 and a half if you’re a walker. We enjoyed our brews for a while, thus giving those late cumming fools a chance to catch up to us, and there were more than a few of them. On! On! Our hare directed us into the woods and the shiggy, whilst giving the slow, slow walkers some short cut information. So us who went into the woods found something resembling a trail for a while, and then it just stopped. Hashers went this way and that, picking up thorns, bruises, ticks, spiders and whatnot, before we all realized this surely must have been the ingeniously planned unmarked Check back that our hare forgot to tell us about. So we all went this way and that finding our way out of the shiggy and back into the open field where we found marks again. On! On! Surprise, surprise trail goes back across Stanton Road and back into the hood from whenst we came. However instead of going directly back to Poo Fuckers house, we got a little bit of virgin territory in before we were done. Trail went all the way down to a creek, but did not cross, as several of the FRB’s assumed it would and got their feet wet unnecessarily. On! On! Trail followed the creek, alongside various private lots, until it took a sudden left back onto the Asphalt. PubeHeAteHer, however kept going straight for about a mile, before he realized he was off trail, thus giving someone else for once a chance to be first in, this time being Narcigism, who made it back to the driveway just in the nick of time, as 3 other FRB’s began racing, yes they were literally racing, hoping to beat him for the dishonor of being first in. Not too long after the rest of the hash waddled in and our illustrious RA of the summer of 2014, Wishboneher opened up circle. Awards and penalties were dished out, accusations were made. But with many of our usual troublemakers not at the hash that day, circle didn’t go as long as it has been lately. Our visitor, Nocturnal Emissions from the Carolina Trash Hash, graced us with another song that we don’t hear too often in these parts. After announcements were made and the hash went in peace, we headed over to one of our favorite spots, Famous Pats, still home of the 3 dollar anything. Well, 3 dollars for anything they have, which is less than half of what they used to have. Sorry, there’s no more Guinness or Magic Hat. We now got to settle for Yards Stout, and some generic brand of Belgian Wheat Ale. But I guess nothing that good would last forever. And, as is usually typical hash behavior, the first seven of us hashers there, ate about 6 of the 8 cheese pizzas that Poo Fucker brought us, leaving about 2 to 2-1/2 pizzas for the other 20 people who showed up after. All and All it was another Shitty trail. Stay Tuned for Hockessin Hash #1039 this Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |