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| Hash Number: | 1033 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1033 |
| When: | June 11, 2014 |
| Where: | 1000 Pennsylvania Ave, Claymont, DE |
| Hares: | Kum On Inn Seen Your Panties | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1033 When: Wednesday, June 11, 2014 at 6:30 pm Where: The parking lot behind the Claymont Girls Softball fields (1000 Pennsylvania Ave, Claymont, DE). We’ll be parking in the paved lot. Who: Kum-On-Inn and Senor Panties Dog Friendly: Yes. Special Instructions: Dry bag friendly. Folding chairs welcome, but not necessary ... if you like standing. D'Erections: Driving north on I-95, take the Harvey road exit. Take a right off of the exit ramp onto Harvey Road. First left onto Glenrock/Osage Rd. First left on Osage Rd. First left at Pennsylvania Ave into the parking area. If you’re cumming from Philly, there is no exit at Harvey road on I-95 so you should take I-495 to the Philadelphia Pike exit, then Philadelphia Pike South to Harvey Rd (right onto Harvey Rd). Osage/Glenrock is on your right just before you get to the intersection with I-95. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Beastialidocious Bunion Butt Butthead Circle Jerk Cock a Doodle Don't Cousin It Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Famous Jack Gives It Away Jubal Kum On Inn Lost Boy Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Narcigism NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer Richard Semens Seen Your Panties Skidmarks Slutmaster The Wetter the Better Toxic Shock Two Buck Fuck Wet Lay Wickwacker Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1033 So the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot behind the softball field off Harvey Road near Ardentown on yet another rainy early evening, this time being June the 11th, 2014 AD. Hashers I remember being present: Circle Jerk, Do Me on theBeach, Wickwacker, Slutmaster, Toxic Shock, Just Julie, Butthead, Narcigism,Dead End, Cock ‘A Doodle Don’t, Mary Fucking Poppins, Wishboneher, Woody, LostPenis, Richard Semens, Skidmarks, Lost Boy, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Ass Hopper,Wetter the Better, Dirty Wet Pussy, Beastiealladocious, Just Gus, Two BuckFuck, Gives It Away, Necra-Feel-Me-Up, Just Chris, Cousin It with Famous Jack, Jubol and many, many others.Our Hares of the Day were Kum On Inn, who has hared a few times in the last year, and Seen Your Panties, who hadn’t hared for years and years.And so, the hares were running late, but the beer wasn’t, so the pack was able to be patient for a little while, as anybody who has to drive through Wilmington on I-95 during rush hour is going to have to be for the next3 or 4 months.Just as the rain was threatening to start coming down, our hares arrived and gave the chalk talk for our virgin, Just Gus. We were pointed in the general direction and given some general directions about where to go and we were off. On! On! Well, not really because there were not any marks as we ran through the tick infested grasslands behind the softball field during a softball game as we were instructed by the hares and up onto Harvey Road we went. On! On! Marks are found going up and in the direction of Ardentown. We find a check and several false trails, before true trail in found going into some neighborhood. On! On! We go through the neighborhood, then into the woods. We find a check, or a check back or something and true trail is marked along the giant boulders sitting in the creek. Many hashers in vain try to stay on the high ground to keep their shoes dry as long as they can. On! On! Yes we climbed up and around many boulders and got into the water up past our knees. And then there were 2 tunnel crossings, one after the other. And since nobody brought a flash light or a headlamp going through the tunnels was extra fun. On! On! We climbed more boulders and waded through more water for awhile, until we climbed out of that and followed trail through the thick bush. Just Chris somehow bumps into us after following trail backwards for a while, and somehow Lost Boy ended up in the front for a bit. After many miles of the thickest bush we finally came out to a clearing in a field and found marks going up behind the Hill Top Apartment complex where we found the beer near mark right in front of Kum On Inn’s pad. Unfortunately the beer was nowhere near for many minutes until Sr. Panties pulled up with the coolers in his car. We enjoyed our brews for a while, free of precipitation,thank goodness. Kum On Inn attempted to explain the easy way back for those who’d had enough of this shit, but as usual the people who really should have listened didn’t, and so we spent a while after the hash looking for a certain beer meister and his Jack Russell Terrier after the hash for they were long lost for a long time. On! On! Trail went back into the woods for a bit then into a hood, where we found a Turkey Eagle Split. But paths led to yet more impenetrable jungle and more creek wading and boulder climbing. Until we came out into the hood and found an arrow that pointed in the direction of…..well apparently different hashers thought it pointed in different directions, ahem…. Cousin It. The arrow did in fact point to an On Inn mark that was down the road a few feet from the neighborhood you had to drive through to get to point A. But everybody found their own way back, accept Cousin It who did not find a way back.Eventually everybody accept, Cousin It, made it back to the start. We circled up. Wishboneher ran circle again and introduced us to yet more songs. Penalties and awards were dished out. Richards Semens with a big gaping, bleeding wound in plain sight did a down down for something, but nobody drank for blood on trail that day.There would have been a lot of us. Our virgin, Just Gus got his cherry popped in circle, and Just Chris got named Pube Been Ate Her, likely to be pronounced as “Pubinator” because that long Abe Lincoln beard he has reminded somebody of somebody’s bush. Somebody drank for first in, and somebody drank for last, though the true last in was Cousin It,who still wasn’t back in by the end of circle and had everybody and everything short of a helicopter out looking for him for almost an hour after the sun had gone down.We apreyed over at Kum On Inn’s pad and enjoyed several varieties of Papa John’s pizza and some chicken wings to go along with ourBusch’s and Keystone Lights. Asshopper found some really bad porn on the X-Tube and put it on for us, until what doy ou know? Who comes to the door? Cousin It it was, and he still hadn’t changed out of his hash shoes.All and All it was another shitty trail.Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1034 this Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |