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| Hash Number: | 1019 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1019 |
| When: | March 8, 2014 |
| Where: | Becks Pond, DE |
| Hares: | Chasez Boyz Dirty Wet Pussy | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash # 1019 When: Saturday March 8, 2014 at 3PM Where: Becks Pond, Newcastle delaware- googling the location is always a good choice when getting directions from Dirty Who: Dirty Wet Pussy and Chasez Boyz E'rections: from points north take 95 south to exit 4 273 W, you will make a right turn onto Old Baltimore Pike. Go approx 2 mi and turn Left on to Salem Church Road. go about 1.5 Mi and the park will be on your Right. Coming from newark delaware their are many ways to go, Get your self to rt. 40 and turn on to Salem church rd and the Park will be on your Left. Why: There is a fund raiser BEEF and BEER at the Christiana Fire Hall Tickets will be sold at the door.(7PM) All money raised goes to the 4 families that lost their homes in the Fires back in February at Salem Village apartments. (all kids affected were friends of Dirty Little Pumper and Robin) Tickets are $40. at the door. If you are going to the Beef and Beer you do not need to Pay Hash Cash (put it towards your ticket. Ticket gets you Food, Beer, & live music. and the feeling of doing something good. This is the Apre' not an on after. My house is close by if any one need a place to clean up after trail. lets make a strong showing! for this one its OK to auto hash to Christiana Fire Hall be there at 7PM Hash Cash: $5 or skip hash cash and go to Beef and Beer $40 Hare's note: Do to past weather conditions a dry bag and change of shoes is recommended. Dogs- your choice on trail, Not at Beef and Beer. Dirty Wet | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Cause for Blindness Chasez Boyz Circle Jerk Dancing Fool Dead End Deathwish Dirty Wet Pussy Flounder Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Nucking Futz Port-a-Ho Seen Your Panties Skidmarks Slutmaster Spunk Monkey Sputnick The International House of Virgins The Wetter the Better Tits of Steel Toxic Shock Wet Lay Wickwacker Wingnuts Wishboneher | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1019 So, as the endless winter seems like it might be finally coming to an end, the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of Becks Pond park, on Salem Church Rd, on the fine, not yet spring day of March the 8th, 2014 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Spunk Monkey, Dead End, Porta-Ho, Just Paul, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Sputnik, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Slut Master, Seen Your Panties, Mary Fucking Poppins, Toxic Shock, Circle Jerk, Mount Me, Cause for Blindness, Flounder, Just Fiona, Wishboner, The International House of Virgins, Tits of Steel, Wingnuts, Deathwish (who hasn’t made it down to these parts in quite a while), Wickwacker, Dancing Fool, and many, many others. Are hares of the Day were Dirty Wet Pussy and Chasez Boyz who decided to do this thing old school and do it live, this being DWP’s first time live haring as I was told. Those of you who have been hashing in these parts for awhile, ought to know that DWP trails often resemble a training course for the special forces, with much shiggy, water crossings, tunnel crossings, fence climbings, trespassing, pit bulls, and many other dangers. And I typically throw out the pair of shoes I wore afterwards. This time not being much of an exception. We started a little later than usual giving our hares some extra time to start lying while we enjoyed our shitty Boxer Light, and some fine Coffee flavored Liquor courtesy of Just Fiona. A little after 3:30 in the real world, we gave it a start, while a few of us had the sense to stay in the parking lot. On! On! Trail went out to Salem Church Road, and then we found a check, and spent about an hour trying to figure out where we supposed to go after that. Hashers fanned out in every direction looking here and there but not finding more than a mark or two. After what seemed like an hour, Toxic Shock found an elusively hidden mark on the back under side of a potted plant. And then we were finally able to get moving. On! On! Trail went up Salem Church Road, where we found another check, and then found marks going into the woods for a while, with plenty of mud and shiggy for all. We trekked through the unbeaten path for 20 minutes or so, before we came to a log that was being sittith upon by our hares for the Beer Near. Porta-Ho and Just Paul got lost at some point and it took awhile for them to catch up, as did Tits of Steel, who showed up about an hour late, and wouldn’t have found us if The International House of Virgins hadn’t broken the holey technology on trail rule, by texting her our coordinates. Anyway we enjoyed our brews for a few more minutes to give the hares some more time. On! On! Trail went through more of the unbeaten path, and then came out to a clearing, and finally across the foul smelling wetlands that DWP trails are typically known for. Hidden in the aquatic reeds we found our hares waiting for us with the Shots near. And Deathwish tackled people that he didn’t feel were dirty enough. We enjoyed some Shots of the Mudslide liquor, an appropriate beverage for the occasion, and some fireball cinnamon schnapps, before we were off again. On! On! It was time for some serious water crossings. Almost waste deep, so we could clean off our shoes so they could get dirty again. Deathwish decides to take Porta-ho for a swim, and when we come upon a not yet melted patch of snow, and a snowball fight breaks out. On! On! We trespass through somebody’s back yard, and it’s out onto the asphalt for a little bit. We come to a check at Reybold Road. And half the pack decides to make a break for it, after going through enough shit, themed rather take the safe asphalt way back. On! On! Those of us who followed the rest of trail, endured at least 3 more deep as water crossings before we came out to Salem Church Road, where we found the hares, casually moseying on back down the road to the start. Most of us clean up our profusely bleeding legs and change our shoes before heading over to DWP’s place for the circle and the pre Après. We bring out some chips, some dip, and some cake, courtesy of Dancing Fool, for it was his birthday, something I wasn’t clear on until after we circle. We circle up; awards and penalties are dished out. Since this is the first time in a while we had a safe legal place to circle, your RA wasn’t rushed for once. Just Paul, who we roped in at Carney’s Pub the previous week after the Mardi Gras hash did his virgin down-down like a champ. And Cause For Blindness didn’t turn down a single opportunity to accuse herself of something. Some of us decided that it was about time to name Just Fiona, who had made the mistake of putting on her nice clothes before the circle. Having not the patience for the democratic process, your religious advisor decided to channel the spirit of the Good Lord to come up with a name for that one. And he came up with……..Nucking Futz, because she always brings those nuts to the hash, and……get the pun. More songs were sung, more beers were worn, and circle was closed. Afterwards about half of us made it over to the fund raiser at the Fire Hall in old Christiana where we danced the night away, and were joined by Gives It Away and Two Buck with the latest fruit of their loins. But all and all it was another shitty trail. Stay Tuned for Hockessin Hash # 1020, the Filthy Green Dress Run, this Saturday. On! On! MFP | |