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| Hash Number: | 1018 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1018 - Mardi Gras Hash |
| When: | March 1, 2014 |
| Where: | 1313 McKennans Church Road, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Bunion Butt Wet Lay | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash House Harriers Hash #1018 - Mardi Gras Hash When: Saturday March 1st, 2014 @ 3:00 pm Where: Carney's Pub, 1313 McKennans Church Road, Wilmington Delaware, 19808 Who Hare: Wet Lay & Bunion Butt Doggie Friendly: Trail - Certainly, Pub - Unlikely. Crack the window and let the Pooch sleep it off. D-Erections: Carney's Pub is located in the shopping center at the intersection of Limestone Road and McKennans Church Road. Look for a Valero Gas Station & Total Wine & Liquor Shop. From I-95 northbound: Exit 4A then follow signs for Route 7 North for about three miles 'til you get to the intersection with Route 2 (Kirkwood Highway). Continue on Route 7 North (Limestone Road) for about 3/4 mile to McKennan's Church Road. Find the Hashers behind Carney's Pub. Park. Hash. Hurricane. Repeat. From I-95 southbound: Exit at the Route 58 West (Churchman's Road) & follow signs for Route 7 North for about three miles 'til you get to the intersection with Route 2 (Kirkwood Highway). Continue on Route 7 North (Limestone Road) for about 3/4 mile to McKennan's Church Road. Find the Hashers behind Carney's Pub. Park. Hash. Hurricane. Repeat. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Bunion's Bitch Butthead Cause for Blindness Circle Jerk Cousin It Cribsnatcher Dead End Devil Woman Dick Fingers Do Me On the Beach Flounder Gizz Specialist Groper Lick It Clean Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Nucking Futz Pedalphile Port-a-Ho Rug Burn Sandy Penis Beach Skidmarks Smells Like Hash Spirit Sporto Sputnick The Wetter the Better Wet Lay Wingnuts | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1018 So, the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of that little shopping center between Rt 7, Millcreek Rd, and McKennan’s Church Road for the 8th annual Mardi Gras hash, on the fine not yet spring day of March the 1st, 2014 AD. Hashers I remember being present before during or after the hash: Dead End, Sputnik, Gizz Specialist, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Rug Burn, Just Tony, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, The Hasher Formerly Known As Schporto, Ass Hopper, Wetter the Better, Cause for Blindness, Flounder, Mary Fucking Poppins, Wingnuts, Bunions Bitch, Just Fiona, Porta-Ho, Mount Me, Groper, Just Bonny, Cousin It, Smells Like Hash Spirit, Just JP, Devil Woman, Butthead, Pedal File, Cribsnatcher, Lick It Clean, and many, many others. Our hares for the day were Bunion Butt and Wet-Lay who treated us with several servings each of their own, very strong hurricane mix in honor of that grand old party going down in the Big Easy this week. Not that it was that cold, at least compared to the past 14 weekends, but a number of us were there rather early and had quite a buzz going on before 3pm hash time, and so we left on time yet again. Another reminder, if you want to make a Hockessin hash, don’t wait until half past three o’clock to leave your house, although that would probably be okay for most hashes in this wonderful world of ours. On! On! The chalk talk was done, with Bunion Butt putting down an arrow going in the general direction of Limestone Road, most of the pack starts walking/ running behind the shopping center, but no-one seems to find a mark. Bunion Butt stands there for a little while, than walks the other way. Wet Lay, who it turns out had nothing to do with the actual laying of the marks, climbs up a hill and around a fence, and a bunch of us follow her, a bunch of people follow Bunion Butt who sticks to the asphalt. Several people crash or slip on the hill and going over the fence. On! On! Trail goes through some type of National Guard facility, but nobody gets machined gunned down, a surprise to me. We hit the woods and go down a hill, out into a neighborhood, behind an apartment complex and back into the woods again. On! On! We go along the Mill Creek, for what seems to be miles and miles. Eventually we run into the trail hared by Circle Jerk the previous week, but most of us have the sense to follow the fresher marks. We go up and down the rolling hills and through a mighty fine briar patch, before coming across a path and the H5 mark, that we were told meant more hurricane drinks near, but they were only as near as the hare was who was carrying them. Some of the FRB’s grow impatient, knowing it might be a few minutes before the drinks arrive and decided to finish trail on their own, but the rest of us who stuck around got to enjoy another round, before going back on trail again. On! On! Trail goes down the same path it went the previous week, then unexpectedly takes a left into the woods for awhile eventually taking a U-turn back the way we came then going to the right. Eventually we come out to Delcastle Golf course, where a couple of chaps were finishing up a game. Trail eventually comes out to Mckennan’s Church Rd. and down the hill back to the On In, with Wingnuts finishing first out of the people who did the whole trail, and who stuck around for the drink stop. We hang out in the parking lot for a while waiting for Wet Lay and the last couple of people to come in, but with the rest of the pack growing impatient, I eventually took the hint and started the Circle without them, and they made it back a few minutes later. Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung, and announcements were made. We then adjourned to the Pub for the Après, where we enjoyed some mighty fine grub including the standard Jezebel sauce, muffuletta sandwiches and some red beans and rice, sans the rice. And we also entertained ourselves with the tradition of applauding every random person who walked into the bar as we always do when we go to Carney’s Pub. But all and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash # 1018 this Saturday. On! On! MFP | |