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| Hash Number: | 1017 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1017 |
| When: | Feb. 22, 2014 |
| Where: | 5343 Limestone Road, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Cause for Blindness Circle Jerk Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Flounder | Message |
| What: The Tutu Hash (Hockessin Hash #1017) Where: The parking lot behind Tyler Fitzgerald’s at 5343 Limestone Road, Wilmington, DE 19808 When: Saturday, 2/22 at 3:00 p.m. HST Who: Circle Jerk, Cause 4 Blindness, Do Me and DWP Why: Check the date — Feb. 22 — get it? What to Wear: Your best Tutu — Impress your friends and civilians you might encounter with your taste and style. Bring dry shoes — trail will probably be messy. De-erections: It’s hard to believe we need to do this in this day and age, but ... From I-95, take the Rt. 7 north exit. Go about 4 miles following Rt. 7 N signs. From the corner of Kirkwood Hwy (Rt 2) and Limestone Rd (Rt 7) drive towards Pennsylvania on Rt 7 (that’s away from Christiana). Go about 3 miles — look for shopping center on right (The Shops at Limestone Hills or something). Find your way to the lot behind the buildings (we’ve been there before). Lost? — call CJ he may have his cell phone turned on if the battery isn’t dead. Dog Friendly: Trail - yes, Apres - no. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Boner Town Butt Lite Cause for Blindness Chasez Boyz Circle Jerk Cock a Doodle Don't Cousin It Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Flounder Gayblade Golden Showers Liquor Box Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Nucking Futz The Wetter the Better Toxic Shock Two Buck Fuck Wickwacker You Lying Cunt | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1017 So, the slobbering pack gathered up in the parking lot behind the fine Shoppes of Limestone Hills in the Packed Crack area of Delaware, on the fine Spring Day of February the 22nd, 2014 AD for the Tutu themed hash run of the year. Hashers I remember being present: Lost Penis, Just Fiona, Wickwacker, Chasez Boyz, Mary Fucking Poppins, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Cousin It, Toxic Shock, Just Donny, Gayblade, Two Buck Fuck, Buttlite, and visiting from the Lehigh Valley hash, You Lying Cunt, Licker Box, Golden Showers, Boner Town, and many, many others. Our hares of the day were Circle Jerk, Dirty Wet Pussy, Cause for Blindness and Flounder. We hung out in the parking lot, a little bit past our usual start time enjoying the nice break from the polar vortex. And we enjoyed some fine brews, courtesy of Circle Jerk, who brought over all the left over’s from his super bowl party a couple weeks earlier. And Just Donny brought a growler of some good stuff too. Eventually chalk talk was done, and we were off once again. On! On! Trail went down the street and into the hood for a while. We came to a check and Gayblade and her little mutt found the true down a bike path covered with snow. We came to another check, with marks on the other side of a three yard wide ditch, but no one had the guts to jump over it and check it out. On! On! True trail went up straight the bike path and into the hood again for a while, after a couple more miles, and a really long false trail without and F mark, we found the Turkey/ Eagle split. And the Turkeys got quite a lead on the eagles on this one. On! On! Eagle trail went, all over the place for miles and miles. Through the woods, and fields, and up hills and through the snow and under a few fences we went. True trail was marked for a while in orange tape, something that was missed during the chalk talk. Circle Jerk followed behind and occasionally ahead of us, and it was on hare several times. Several of the Lehigh Valley folks stayed in the front for most of it, until, after what seemed like hours, we finally came to the beer stop, manned by Cause for Blindness and Flounder, after most of the Turkeys had left. We enjoyed our brews for a few, and cooled off a bit. After a few we were back on trail again. On! On! Trail went down the endless pike creek bike path, until we came out to the next Turkey-Eagle split. Eagles went across a creek, through some shiggy, through a drainage pipe, and through some more shiggy, while Turkeys got to enjoy some asphalt, as we made our way back to point A, with Just Fiona finishing first, and You Lying Cunt, finishing last. After Circle Jerk wasted a few minutes looking for anyone who might have been lost, and after Wetter the Better posed everybody for a picture, circle was commenced and penalties and awards were dished out. The best, or most original, or most desperate of us donning Tu Tu’s were awarded margaritas in a bag by DWP. Announcements were attempted to be made, before we eventually adjourned to another one of our favorite dives, Famous Pats. And we enjoyed some pizza, and some veggie soup, and some salad, sans the dressing, for Cause For Blindness left that out her house, so I heard. We also enjoyed the place to ourselves for about 20 minutes before it got mobbed by four or five other groups of people, who have discovered what a great deal the 3 dollar anything is. All and All it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1018 this Saturday. On! On! MFP | |