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| Hash Number: | 1234 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1234 - because counting is hard |
| When: | March 24, 2018 |
| Where: | 372 Possum Park Rd, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1234 -- because counting is hard When: Saturday, March 24, 2018 at 3:00pm HST Where: Walgreens parking lot, 372 Possum Park Rd, Newark, DE 19711 Who Hare: PubeHeAteHer and NecroPheelMeUp What Else: Hot tub will be open at apres. Make sure you know how to count before cumming to this hash. Count to four out loud to make sure you know how to. If you can’t don’t cum. Friendlies: Trail -dog/other things on leashes, yes. Kids..ummm it’s a hash! Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take exit for Rt. 273 toward Newark. Go about 5 miles and turn right onto Red Mill Rd then immediate left to stay on Red Mill Rd. Take a left onto Kirkwood Hwy (Rt 2) and then right onto Possum Park Rd. Go until you reach the intersection with Paper Milll Rd. Walgreens is at the corner. Park, enumerate, and hash. What's for Sale: T-shirts for sale $10. Here’s what they look like: 1234 T shirt | Hashers |
| Beulah Ball-Breaker Biatch Bunion Butt Butt Lite Circle Jerk Cousin It Dead End Devil Woman Do Me On the Beach Famous Jack Groper Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Nip Fuck Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer RaidR Rug Burn Sandy Penis Beach Triple Whore Score Vomit Comet Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1,...2,...3...4 So the slobbering pack gathered up at the parking lot in front of Walgreens on Possum Park Rd on the fine, almost springish afternoon of Saturday, March 25th, 2018 A.D. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Do Me on the Beach, Circle Jerk, Cousin It w/ Famous Jack, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Just Corey, Just Christine, Mount Me, Dead End, Mary Fucking Poppins, Beulah Ballbreaker, RaidR, Biotch, Vomit Comet, Triple Whore Score, Butt Lite, Groper, Devil Woman, Pickle Dick, Orgy Porgy Put N’ Pie, Nip Fuck, Rug Burn, Sandy Penis Beach, Woody, and many, many others. Our hares of the day were the dynamic duo of NecroFeelMeUp and PubeHeAteHer, who played the trail of hash #1234 with the theme of 1, 2, 3, 4 to see how many of the pack could count that high. And so we pre-lubed in the parking lot for a few minutes before a more complicated than usual chalk talk commenced shortly after our hash horn Bunion Butt belted out a tune. Our hares explained to us to look for marks in reddish chalk and flour, all real easy to see with the sun shining directly down on it or not. We were told to watch out for a few J-checks, a beer near, a shot near, a On the Foot Stop, a beer quest where we were to look for a few beers hidden like easter eggs, a back check, and a 1, and 2, and 3, and 4 check, each which required the appropriate number of hashers to assemble around it before they were permitted to move on. The arrow, which was supposed to point in the intended direction of trail was heeded by most of us and so ... On! On! We went in the wrong direction for a while as most of us did not see the next arrow which pointed in the opposite direction of the first, and the next one after that, and the next one after that, which all followed the same trend. And so for a few minutes we walked, ran or stumbled back and forth through the very busy intersection of Paper Mill and Possum Park roads into the paths of the motorists before true trail was eventually detected going down Thompson Station Road and into the Louviers complex belonging to whatever the company is that owns that property now. On! On! We ran down a path and came across a check or two and got a drive by stern looking at from a security guard, who ended up just letting us be. Down a hill we went into the woods and we came across the “BQ” or beer quest mark and set about locating 6 cans of miller light which we eventually consumed and or spit out, in the case of Cousin It. On! On! We went down a hill further and Pickle Dick came across the first J-check, which he shared with Cousin It, who remained in the back for the majority of trail. We found a check at the White Clay Creek, with true trail going to the left, and eventually leading into more private property. Woody found the next J-stop, which I believe had to be shared with Cousin It as well. On! On! Us two or three FRB’s went Eagle at the Turkey/ Eagle Split and through some significant effort were able to follow marks after a water crossing that led us to a check back 14, thus allowing the slower folks to catch up. The mark for true trail was found shortly going up a big steep hill. On! On! Up the big steep hill we went into the property claimed by the GORE corporation, at the top of the hill. Yours Truly found the turd J-Check and so got to go back down the hill to share it with Pickle Dick and Cousin It before going back up it. Shortly after the top in the parking lot next to a pavilion we found Dead End at the beer stop where we got to enjoy some tasty brews, some the fancy Irish stuff left over from the Green Dress the week before. And so we enjoyed that and some conversation for a while a posed for a picture or two before we were off again. On! On! Trail led us through the rest of the parking lot and out onto Paper Mill road. Marks were picked up at the neighborhood across the street, where we didn’t find the check and us FRB’s followed the false trail for a little while. Down the street we went following the curve to the right, and down into the backside of the reservoir park. Trail took a left and at the bridge we found the On The Foot Stop, and hidden underneath were four big cans of swill, some with a fouler reputation than others including, Tecate, A lime margarita flavored malt beverage, a can of Billy Dee’s favorite Colt-45, and some steel reserve. And so we enjoyed some of that, but not so much all of it, as they were passed around following the custom of touching the next hashers foot. An unsuccessful attempt to get Orgy Porgy to take a swig of the Steel Reserve was attempted. On! On! We followed trail to the left, found a check or two. Triple Score Whore sprinted to get to the front just in time to receive the fourth and final J-Check which he shared with Bunion Butt from what I heard. Trail continued in the same direction until we came out into the neighborhood where we found Dead End again at the shot near mark, where a nice wholesome american family or two were playing catch and giving us some dirty looks. Us FRB’s took the bag full of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky, a staple of this group, back a few yards into the park. And so we briefly enjoyed a shot or two before finishing out the trail. On! On! The marks took us up a hill and out of the neighborhood to Possum Park Rd, across from Point A, where Just Corey got the dishonor of being the first in this time. One by one by two the hashers straggled back to the parking lot. Soon after we adjourned to the hares pad, where most of us managed to make it, and were joined by the auto-hashing Mount Me . In good time we assembled out on the back patio, where the RA for the day, Yours Truly opened circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down Downs were done. The hares drank a few times. As did the first in and last. All those still present who participated in the J-Checks drank. And Orgy Porgy forgot to remove his headgear. Cousin It drank for his birthday being that week, and was given a side-side. The auto-hashers drank, and all those wearing the same shirt drank. Along with all those who had participated in a race recently. Our regular visitors RaidR, Biotch and Beulah Ball Breaker drank for what was declared at the time their last visitor down down. Other people drank for other things, and then announcements were made and Woody let the hash go in peace. After circle we enjoyed some spaghetti and meatballs, as well as salad, and some damn fine tasty cookies courtesy of Costco. Eventually those musically inclined assembled in the basement for a jam session to cap off another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1235 the April Fools hash this Saturday.On! On!MFP | |