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| Hash Number: | 1016 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1016 - "Cupid is Stupid because he thinks with his Dick" Hash |
| When: | Feb. 15, 2014 |
| Where: | 101 Barrett Run Road, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Port-a-Ho Skidmarks Spunk Monkey | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1016, "Cupid is Stupid because he thinks with his Dick" Hash Who: Port A Ho, SkidMarks and Spunk Monkey When: Saturday February 15, 2014 at 3:00 pm Where: Marshall Elementary School 101 Barrett Run Rd Newark De 19702 Why: Anti-Valentine Hash Hash Cash: $5 Dog Friendly? Trail, not sure yet. Après, No. D'erections: From I-95, take Exit 3 toward Dover, merge onto Rt. 273 south/east, go 1.5 miles and turn right onto Old Baltimore Pike. Go 1.5 miles and turn left onto Walther Rd, then turn left onto Barrett Run Dr, look for Marshall Elementary School to your right. Anything Else: Guys suck! | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Butthead Chasez Boyz Circle Jerk Devil Woman Do Me On the Beach Kum On Inn Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Muffalotta Nip Fuck Port-a-Ho Rug Burn Sandy Penis Beach Seen Your Panties Skidmarks Spunk Monkey The Wetter the Better Wet Lay Wickwacker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash # 1016 So the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of Marshall elementary school on the fine snowy, windy, rainy day of Saturday, February the 15th, 2014 AD. Hashers I remember being present before, during or after the hash: Wickwacker, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Nip Fuck, Mary Fucking Poppins, Lost Penis, Seen Your Panties, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Kum On Inn, Devil Woman, Butthead, Mount Me, Rugburn, Just Tony, Chasez Boyz, Mufflelatta, and many, many others. Our hares of the hour were Portaho and Skidmarks, with some help from Spunk Monkey and his cock shaped cake. Our hares began the trail by blowing up some big long balloons so that everybody could run with a big cock until it got popped, in honor of this being the Cupid is Stupid anti-valentine’s day hash. Skidmarks tried to lay out a few marks in the wind and the rain for the chalk talk, while Kum On Inn drove back and forth looking for where to pull into the parking lot after being misled by her not-updated Google app. And then we were off. On! On! Trail went through the school and out onto a road before going into a patch of woods full of many, many thorns. At this point more than few people looked for a place to use the rest room for that is what that type of weather can do to a hasher. You’re Welcome! On! On! Trail took a big u-turn through the thorn invested woods roughly following the same path as a road running parallel, which a few hashers decided to take advantage of. Trail eventually came out to some asphalt for a while. On! On! We ran on the road for a while, finding some checks and some falses, one going into the currently shuttered Delaware Canoe Club parking lot. Eventually trail went back into some more thorn invested woods, where there was much snow, much slush, many water crossings and a great deal of mud that I fell into. On! On! Eventually trail goes down an actual trail, past a falling apart old house and out into an opening where we find the first Beer Stop and Porta-ho waiting for us with a cooler full of those wonderful boxer light cans of beer and some jello shots. We enjoyed our brews for a few and went back on the road. On! On! That road being Old Baltimore Pike I think, also known as hasher alley around here. We went across the old bitch and into an apartment complex, through some woods again an into the Norwegian Woods neighborhood, where not shockingly we find the next beer stop in the currently vacated driveway belonging to DWP and the Beast. Us FRB’s had more than a few minutes to enjoy our brews waiting for those in the back to catch up. At this point we had been on trail for a greater distance than the standard 2.26 miles and our hares offered hashers the option of shortcutting the rest of trail if they didn’t mind missing the third stop where we were to be served Baileys. Surprisingly, or unsurprisingly, most of the pack decided to short cut. However the way Porta-ho led them wasn’t that much of a short cut. On! On! There were then only six of us, Circle Jerk, Spunk Monkey, Kum On Inn, Skidmarks, Butthead ,and yours truly MFP, who tried to follow the rest of trail. On! On! Trail went through the neighborhood for a little while, and then into another patch of woods. At this point we lost Butthead, or Butthead lost himself, and then there were only five. On! On! Trail came out of the woods and into a construction zone where we found the big bottle of Bailey’s sitting atop an unfinished foundation. The five of us passed that bottle around four or five times, and it was still over half way full, but we decided to let that business get finished at circle. On! On! Trail went through the hood for a little while longer, and I don’t remember who or how many actually followed it all the way, for Walther Road came into sight, and us FRB’s knew we were home free, still getting to the end before most of the short cutting walkers made it there. In the school parking lot we were joined by a few auto-hashers but Butthead was still missing. We circled up, awards and penalties were dished out. Mufflelatta, from the Harrisburg-Hersey Hash choose the option for being a visitor but did her down-down too. The auto-hashers were given their usual ridicule as for the hashus interruptus. But our last in, Butthead, still had yet to appear when circle was closed and directions for the Apres were given. Porta-Ho or somebody found him wandering up and down Old Baltimore Pike, on the way to the Apres, and so he got to have his down-down beer and pose for a funny picture. We Apreyed at one of our favorite spots, On the Rocks, and enjoyed some hot dogs, salad, and Spunk Monkey’s cock shaped cake, to go along with our brews. All and All it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1017 this Saturday. On! On! MFP | |