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| Hash Number: | 1013 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1013 - Baby Jessica's birthday! |
| When: | Jan. 25, 2014 |
| Where: | 665 Paper Mill Road, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Baby Jessica Smells Like Hash Spirit | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1013, Baby Jessica's birthday! Where: The Shoppes at Louviers, 665 Paper Mill Rd., Newark, DE 19711 When: Saturday, January 25, 2014 at 3pm HST Who: Baby Jessica, her mom (Smells Like Hash Spirit), and more Hash cash: $5 Dog friendly? Sadly, no D'erections: From I-95, exit onto Route 273 West. Go 1.3 miles, turn right onto Red Mill Road, then a quick left to stay on Red Mill Road. Go 1.3 miles, turn left onto Kirkwood Hwy aka Old Capitol Trail. Go 0.6 miles, turn right onto Possum Park Road. Go 1.9 miles, turn left onto Paper Mill Road. The shopping center's on the left. Park near Skipjack's, look for hashers huddled together trying to stay warm. What else: The start location is subject to change due to the weather, the hare will update the Facebook page if there's a change. Confused? Call Wet Lay | Hashers |
| Baby Jessica Bee Orgy Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Butthead Circle Jerk Cribsnatcher Dead End Do Me On the Beach Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Skidmarks Smells Like Hash Spirit Sporto Spunk Monkey Strawberry Shortcake Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash # 1013 So, on January the 25th, 2014 AD, or the 40th something day that we have suffered under the mighty polar vortex, the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of the Shoppes of Louviers on Paper Mill Rd, around 3:00 pm. Hashers I remember being present: Dead End, Weird Al, Butthead, Mary Fucking Poppins, Spunk Monkey, Just JP, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, The Hasher Formerly Known As Schporto, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Bumpy Beaver, Bee Orgy and many, many others. Our hare of the Day was once again Smells Like Hash Spirit with help and or hindrance from Baby Jessica, Strawberry Shortcake, and Cribsnatcher. The trail was hared in honor of Baby Jessica’s 7th birthday, then it was covered up by snow and another trail was hared in its place. After attempted a chalk talk, we were told by somebody that we needed to move our cars closer to the SkipJacks restaurant, and nobody wanted to sit through another chalk talk, so off we went, us ignorant fuckers we were. On! On! We found a mark or two going towards the woods and the William Redd Trail. On! On! We found some pink ribbons going off towards the east. And then a check back 5. We found a few ribbons going west, and then a mark next to a creek that looked something like a check. We crossed over the frozen creek and found a false, and then spent the next 30 minutes or so running back and forth looking for any other marks. All the while Strawberry Short whining and moaning that her feet were cold, after not listening to her mother who insisted that she stay in the car. On! On! Some of us went this way and that finding nothing. And eventually the pack gave up, except in the case of Butthead and Spunk Monkey who gave up before the hash even started. By intuition we decided to head back up to Skip Jacks Tavern where we were told to park our cars earlier. There we find Cribsnatcher waving us to come in telling us this was the Beer Near. And so we hung out around the bar sipping upon fancy expensive brews like Caramel Stout exhausting the hash cash while discussing and deciding a great many things, such as which one of us should host the Super Bowl Party the following Sunday, and which one of us should grab the flour bag and live hare the rest of this shitty trail, cuz none of the hares seemed up to doing it. Instead of that we decided to get another round on our own or Circle Jerks Tab, and eventually Smells Like Hash Spirit dropped a few more marks to finish the hash out. On! On! We find a mark outside the bar, and then the On! In! mark next to our cars. Circle was opened and penalties and awards were dished out. Spunk Monkey got to be first in, by a technicality, for he did officially finish the second length of trail before everybody else by walking out the door first. But he was punished for auto-hashing as well as Butthead. Songs were sung, downs downs were done. Afterwards, most of us, or some of us, head back to Smells Like Hash Spirits where we enjoyed 2 different types of Drum Sticks and some fancy Mac and Cheese. A bottle of Corn whisky was brought out and a game of strip cards against humanity broke out. All and All it was another Shitty trail. Stay Tuned for Hockessin Hash # 1014 this Saturday. On! On! MFP | |