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| Hash Number: | 1004 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1004 |
| When: | Nov. 23, 2013 |
| Where: | Park and Ride near Prices Corner at intersection of Centerville Rd and Old Capitol Trail, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Butthead Woody Woodpecker | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1004 Who: Butthead and guest (& Woody should he want to get up Saturday and provide a security escort) When: Saturday, November 23, 2013 at 3:00 PM Where: Prices Corner Park and Ride, park near the dumpsters (I mean recycle bins, but obviously the locals are a bit confused as to this point) D'erections: Well, Dart explains it thusly: http://www.dartfirststate.com/information/getting_there/parkride/index.shtml#PR. Thus, you understand why google maps is more popular than Dart in helping to guide your way, including as to the use of public transportation. Anyway, take I-95 to Rt. 141 to Boxwood Rd./Centerville road exit. Proceed down Centerville Road about 3/4 of a mile, go past Walmart, back under Rt. 141, and park and ride lot is to your right. https://maps.google.com/maps?q=prices+corner+park+and+ride&ie=UTF-8&ei=tMqMUvP5M9PH4AON54GQBw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg Why: Well, it will be cold and damp, so we'll visit a number of homeless camps in the strips of trees to spread good cheer. Feel free to bring some kindling for their fire and maybe a can of beans to blaze your saddle. Dog Friendly? Well, the trail should be. At the apres, your pooch may be cold whilst waiting in the car. Hash Cash: $5.00 | Hashers |
| Asshopper Beastialidocious Bunion Butt Butthead Circle Jerk Cousin It Dead End Deadhead Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Gizz Specialist Just TJ Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Narcigism Prom Queen Spunk Monkey The S&M Man The Wetter the Better Toxic Shock Wet Lay Wingnuts Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1004 So, the slobbering pack met up at the park and ride behind the prices corner shopping center on the fine brisk, windy day of November, 23rd, 2013 AD. Hashers I remember being present: Dead End, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Dead Head, Prom Queen, Lost Penis, Gizz Specialist, Ass Hopper, Wetter the Better, Wing Nuts, Dirty Wet Pussy, The S and M Man, Spunk Monkey, Mary Fucking Poppins, Narcigism, Devil Woman, Toxic Shock, Circle Jerk, Cousin It, Beastie-Alladocious, Just TJ, and many, many others. Our hares of the hour were Woody and Butthead, who by their own admission bit off a little more than they could chew with this area. We attempted to get a chalk talk going while everybody hovered together trying to fight off the freezing cold winds, and eventually we were off. On! On! Trail went towards Prices Corner, but banged left down a road and got confused by some checks. We found true trail going around an apartment complex with a few checks and falses in some shiggy. Eventually, of all people Wingnuts and Circle Jerks found the right way and down Boxwood road we went. On! On! We find an arrow pointing towards the Walmart, but no more marks after that. A few of the misled went up towards 141, before that is we saw a figure in the distance who turned out to be Dead Head, whistling and pointing. On! On! Trail went past the Walmart and around the school of Rock. Into the woods and along the train tracks we went before we found Butthead and his Honda Element for the Beer Near. We enjoyed our brews and sheltered in the nearby trees, which also served as a convenient restroom as usual, before going off on trail again. On! On! We ran through some neighborhood for a while; found a check and a false trail going up to Kirkwood highway. Trail went through a little patch of woods before coming out to the other side of Walmart on Boxwood road where we found the On! In! mark. Hashers straggled back to the end as the wind picked up a few more notches. We circled up; awards and penalties were dished out. More than one person who didn’t have the good sense to wear long pants that day had blood on trail. After another superfast circle we Apreyed at one of our favorite spots, Famous Pats where we were treated with some lasagna and some salad courtesy of Devil Woman. All and All it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash # 1005, this Saturday, On! On! MFP | |