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| Hash Number: | 1001 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1001 - the Breaking Bash and Hash |
| When: | Nov. 2, 2013 |
| Where: | 2440 Red Lion Road, Bear, DE |
| Hares: | -Mystery Hare- Lick Stick Narcigism | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1001, the Breaking Bash and Hash Where: Kirkwood Creamery, 2440 Red Lion Road, Bear, DE 19701 When: Saturday, November 2, 2013, at 3:00 Hash Standard Time (Daylight Savings Time Friendly) Who: Narcijism, Lickstick, Maybe a Mystery Hare. D’erections: (From Newark) Drive South on Rt. 896. Make a left on Howell School Road (towards Lums Pond State Park). Take it to the intersection of Red Lion Rd and Howell School and park at the Creamery. Look for hashers in the parking lot. Otherwise, there is this thing called "The Google". Hash Cash: $5.00 What Else: A to A, Poison Ivy is possible/likely. Dog-Friendly. Parking is Limited. IMPORTANT: There will be an option to use a mountain bike for the super eagle trail. Yes you heard that right, super eagle trail. If you think that sounds super great, then your goung to love this trail. If you think that sounds like a horrible idea, then all I can say is your going to miss out on some beautiful trail. If you plan on doing the Mountain Bike option, please contact Narcijism at the phone number below for planning purposes. Don't have a mountain bike or do things with wheels frighten you? Carpool with your fellow hasher. I'll repeat this again, It is strongly recommended that hashers carpool if possible. It's daylight savings time on Sunday so we are falling back, plan accordingly. There will be a super eagle trail, an eagle trail and a walkers trail. We will be heading into Lums Pond. It's going to be a beautiful trail, so if your on the fence about going, you should go. You won't be sorry, unless we manage to screw it up, which is always a possibility. Food: If your a vegetarian, please let me know your cuming so I can toss your salad. Otherwise, every hasher is getting as many inches of cheap meat as they can handle. Just like that one time at the gangbang. I love a gang bang, oh yes I will. Because a gang bang gives me such a thrill. When I was younger and in my prime, I used to gang bang all the time. But now I'm older and turning grey. I only gang-bang twice a day. Questions? Contact Narcijism. if you need to contact me about Mountain Bikes, Midget Porn, Gang Bangs or why I have a stripper pole in my kitchen. On-On. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion's Bitch Chasez Boyz Circle Jerk Dirty Wet Pussy Kum On Inn Lick Stick Lost Boy Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Narcigism Port-a-Ho Rug Burn Seen Your Panties Sporto Spunk Monkey There's a Clap on That Toxic Shock Trim Shady Wickwacker Wingnuts | Hash Trash |
| So thus after the great debacle that was to be the Hockessin 1000th run and the first ever Delaware Interhash weekend, during which there were many, many people, and so much going on that it would be impossible for me to do a write up that would do it justice. Some of us showed up the following Saturday for more punishment. Hockessin Hash #1001 So, the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of the currently shuttered Kirkwood Creamery that isn’t anywhere near Kirkwood Highway, but is off of Red Lion Road on the border of upper and slower Delaware, on the fine Saturday Afternoon, of November the 2nd, 2013 AD. Hashers I recall being present: Wickwacker, Portaho, Senior Panties, Rugburn, Dirty Wet Pussy, Lost Penis, Lost Boy, Circle Jerk, Wingnuts, Spunk Monkey, Toxic Shock, Mary Fucking Poppins, The Hasher Formerly Known As Schporto, Chasez Boyz, Ass Hopper, Bunions Bitch, Kum on Inn, Trim Shady and There’s a Clap on That from the Everyday is Wednesday hash in DC, and many, many others. Our hares of that hour were Narcigism and LickStick, who tried to make the first bash hash in modern H4 history*, about 5 of us brought our bikes there, but the rest stumbled on trail as usual. After a long and complicated chalk talk the pack was off. On! On! We head down Red Lion Road then bang a right into a cornfield, where we find the SHOT NEAR mark near a bundle of hay. We enjoy our blue jello shots with complimentary whipped cream before going back on trail again. On! On! We go into Slums Pond state Park. Ride around a whiles and get a bit confused with the big END! Mark, that was supposed to be the end of trail in the hare’s original plan, I believe. We see Woody drive into the park, he says hi, then drives out again to go wherever. Contrary to the original plan, Bashers and hashers on foot, stay pretty much together for most of this thing. On! On! We pass under the zip lines set up by the GO APE! People, and see a few people using them. After a few checks, and a few falses we find the Beer Near with Lick Stick waiting for us and an unlocked car full of brews. We enjoy our brews waiting for the others to catch up, and a bird craps on Portaho’s head, a sign of good luck to come somebody mentions, and so is anal sex somebody mentions. On! On! We go back into the woods and some more on the trails around Slums Pond. We find a few checks and some falses here and there. And then we find asphalt and the marks lead us to the campground and Narcigism, who spent money to rent a campground just so we could hang out there for about a half hour. Our hare was grilling up some burgers and some dogs. But this was not the end of the trail. The first hash I ever went on where food was served in the middle of the trail instead at the end of the hash, but be reminded. At the hash there are no rules. We enjoyed our burgers and dogs and a few of us got to enjoy some brews but most of them were still in Lickstick’s car. And she brought them back to us about the time everybody decided to cut out. On! On! Back on trail we go until we come out to another parking lot and another beer near. At this point, even though there was about 8 more miles of laid trail left to go, the pack decided to mutiny and demanded we circle and end the hash there for the sun was rapidly going down. With about five used plastic cups and the top of one empty cooler to use as a table, we circle up, and awards and penalties are dished out. Announcements are made. A few people jump back on their bikes. And bunch of people jump into a car and bring more cars to pick up people walking back to the creamery. After the hash those of us still left standing do the On After-After at the Aqua Sol Café on the canal front and a sit around a fire outside waiting for the band to play. And a great time is had by some. But all and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1002 this Saturday. On! On! MFP (*Editor's note: In ancient H4 history there have been several Bashes, hosted by the Dodge Boys, if I'm not mistaken ... so I guess "modern" = post #1000) | |