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| Hash Number: | 996 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #996 - de Oktoberfest Hash |
| When: | Sept. 28, 2013 |
| Where: | The Shoppes of Limestone Hills, Pike Creek, DE |
| Hares: | Perfect Woman Pickle Dick | Message |
| WAS: Hockessin Hash Haus Harriers-Laufen(run)# Neun Hundert, Neunzig Sechs(996)-de Oktoberfest Hash Wenn: Saturday, September 28, 2013 at 3:00 PM Wer: The Shoppes of Limestone Hills Wo: Gerkehschwantz (Pickle Dick) und Perfekt Frau ( Perfect Woman) D'erections: From I -95 take Rt 7 north exit. After about three miles, cross Kirkwood Hwy go another 3 miles on Route 7 ( Limestone Rd ) to a light. Turn right at The Shoppes of Limestone Hills go 100 yards turn right into parking lot. Look for Hashers Park und Hash. Gut Bier: German beer on trail. Kein schlechtes bier vor dem b�sen Spunk Monkey. | Hashers |
| Bunion Butt Bunion's Bitch Circle Jerk Cousin It Cribsnatcher Dead End Dead Wood Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Gizz Specialist Groper Happy Ending Kum On Inn Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Skidmarks Slutmaster Smells Like Hash Spirit Spunk Monkey Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Up the Rear Wet Lay Wickwacker Wingnuts Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash#996 So the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot behind the Shoppes of Limestone Hills, in the Packed Crack, I mean Pike Creek area DE, for the first Snotoberfest hash, I mean, Ocktober fest hash in a few years around 3pm, on Saturday September the 28th, 2013. Hashers I remember being present (Some packing more snot than others): Wickwacker, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Dead End, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Toxic Shock, Happy Ending, Woody, Wingnuts, Dead Wood, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Gizz Specialist, Dirty Wet Pussy, Spunk Monkey, Bunions Bitch, Mary Fucking Poppins, Devil Woman, Smells Like Hash Spirit, Just Carlos, Crib Snatcher, Kum on Inn, Tinsle Tits, Up the Rear, Groper, Slut Master, Cousin It and many, many others. Perfect Woman in his funny Old school German hat and Pickle Dick were the hares, and so thus a variety of fine imported German brews they provided before, during and after the hash. And with sun shining bright and no clouds in sight we took our time leaving, without Crib saying we were burning daylight. Even so; No matter how late you start a hash, there are always a few hashers that show up even later. On! On! We went down a hill, in the direction that the true trail arrow that Pickle Dick laid down, and immediately found the On In mark and the end of trail. And so Pickle Dick motioned us to go to the left of where the arrow pointed. On! On! We ran a through a neighborhood for a while, finding checks and falsies and eventually true trail, occasionally with the help of the Pickled Dick. Trail eventually went into some shiggy across a creek and through some mud, then out past a couple of construction zones with some parked back hoes. On! On! We trespassed here, and trespassed there, and trespassed everywhere. But nobody got shot, arrested or yelled at, and even Cousin Its dog Jack didn’t get himself in too much trouble this time. A pretty dull day it was. On! On! We ran down a dried up creek tributary for a while, and a while, and some jackass shouted beer near but there wasn’t one for awhile. On! On! We got out of the creek bed, and found the real beer near mark, where we found Perfect Woman in some random stranger’s backyard with the brews. Those of us in the front, waited quite a while for those of us in the back. For as it turned out, the shortcut Pickle Dick directed the Turkeys too, was not much of a short cut after all. Never the less we enjoyed our brews in the 70 degree with low humidity weather for awhile. Eventually a few hashers got restless and off again we went, while a few hashers decided to whussy out and ride the rest of the trail in the back of Perfect Woman’s truck. On! On! We ran through a neighborhood, hit some checks here and there. Then we came to a big long checkback, wow! Crib was right about something for once. And there Perfect Woman pulled up in his truck and directed us to the nearby Limestone something park for the 2nd beer stop. We enjoyed some more German brews in the still perfect weather sitting on the parking blocks and such. Before we went off again. On! On! Trail went through a little shiggy, up a hill, and back to that walking path again that led us to the On! In! that the FRB’s at the beginning of the hash discovered. Eventually everybody got back with Wet Lay finishing last again. We circled up, making use of that brand new decorated down, down table I recently donated. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Lost Penis, got her birthday song sung to her, and did a down-down with several hashers picking her up in the air. Our Virgin Just Carlos did his virgin down-down like a champ, then almost threw up after, cuz he drank too much the night before. Our visitor Dead Wood from the Reading hash pointed out that the announcement for the 1000th run sent to the Reading website had the date a month off, good one GM, so some people had to of course do a down-down for this. Up the Rear, auto-hashing, showed up right after the circle was closed for penalties, I guess we’ll have to get her for that next time. After circle was closed we hung out in the parking lot for a while, knowing that the Apres over at Rackers on Kirkwood highway wasn’t going to offer us as good beer as what we had in that parking lot. After a while some of us made it over to the Apres where we enjoyed some fine German food provided. Pork and Krout, with a lot more pork than Krout we had, along with some green bean casserole and mash potatoes. A fine meal it was, and we had the standard lager and light garbage to go with it. And so half the hashers spent half the time outside in the parking lot, still drinking the good stuff and smoking cigars. In other shenanigans, Lost Penis played an April Fool’s joke in September by telling everybody she was pregnant with triplets. And DWP hosted underwear optional after party in honor of Lost Penis’s birthday in her backyard. But all and all it was another shitty trail, Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash # 997 this Saturday, On! On! MFP | |