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| Hash Number: | 992 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #992 |
| When: | Sept. 4, 2013 |
| Where: | Park & Ride Rt. 896 and Rt. 4, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Mouthfull Wickwacker | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #992 When: Wednesday, September 4, 2013 at 6:30pm sharp! Cause it is getting dark before 8:00 so it might help to bring a head lamp. I know I will have one! Where: The park and ride at Rt. 896 and Rt. 4. Across the street from the U of D stadium, field house, the Bob, etc. Newark, DE. Who: Wickwacker Dog Friendly: Yes, but the hare I am not responsible if they get lost in the shiggy or something worse. What Else: A dry bag is always a good addition and for sure you will need bug spray D'erections: From I-95, take the Rt. 896 North exit, towards Newark. At the 3rd light, take a right, look to your right for the miscreants gather in one corner of the lot. Turn right again, park and hash. | Hashers |
| Amber Alert Asshopper Baby Jessica Beastialidocious Bunion Butt Bunion's Bitch Butt Lite Chasez Boyz Cousin It Cribsnatcher Dead End Dirty Little Pumper Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Hot Pocket Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mouthfull Perfect Woman Slutmaster Smells Like Hash Spirit Sporto Spunk Monkey Strawberry Shortcake The International House of Virgins The Wetter the Better Toxic Shock Two Buck Fuck Up the Rear Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wickwacker Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #992 Dirty Wet Pussy, Dirty Little Pumper, Spunk Monkey, Lost Penis, Weird Al, Bunions Bitch, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Butt Lite, Toxic Shock, Chasez Boyz, Mary Fucking Poppins, Cousin It, Woody, The International House of Virgins, The Hasher formerly known as Schporto, Amber Alert, Slutmaster, Crib Snatcher, Two Buck Fuck, Ass Hopper, Wetter the Better, Beastiealladocious, Perfect Woman, Up the Rear, Do Me on the Beach, Smells Like Hash Spirit with Strawberry Shortcake and Baby Jessica, Hot Pocket, Just Jim, Just Jeff, and many, many others. Our hare was Wickwacker, after a two or three year hiatus from haring, with help from Mouthful who did the beer droppings and the pizza orderings. For since the sun is going down a bit sooner these days as the summer is now unofficially over our hare insisted that we leave a few minutes earlier than usual for this 5 plus mile long 2 beer stop trail. He did the chalk talk to our virgins and we were off in the direction of east I think. On! On! Chasez Boyz discovers his broken tail bone hasn’t quite healed yet and drops out of trail early to go hang out with Smells Like Hash Spirit and Dead End for trivia night at Mojo, the first of several casualties on this trail. On! On! Eagle Trail takes us up the road a bit and then we bang a left into the Robscott Manor neighborhood, basically following a trail the Blue Hen hash has done about a million times, whilst the Turkeys mosey on down through that other neighborhood and get to the first beer stop much sooner. We find a check that doesn’t seem to go anywhere, cuz our FRB, Bunion’s Bitch is too proud to admit he needs glasses. I find some marks and some checks and such and go down to the end of the neighborhood where trail predictably goes across that bridge over the drainage ditch to that other neighborhood that has a street named after a fellow Newark High Alumnus, Matt Flocco, God rest his soul. On! On! We find a check and a false, then follow true trail where we meet up with our hare, Wickwacker in his obscenely bright almost glowing in the dark green t-shirt. WickWacker should probably have some of those for sale folks if you‘re interested. Pretty handy if you want to be seen as the sun is going down. On! On! We follow the hare for a bit, and don’t bother looking at the marks, for a few yards later we see the Turkeys congregating around Mouthfull’s van for the first Beer Stop in front of Wickwackers T-shirt shop. We enjoy our brews for a little while, and get a full moon from Hot Pocket in response to some form of heckling, and just as we are about to leave, Perfect Woman, who had some unexpected duties handed to him at the last minute from his National Guard Unit, catches up with us as we’re leaving. Wickwacker attempts to make some forewarning that trail to come may be a bit dangerous, and is interrupted by the usual assanine comments. On! On! Trail follows the Christiana creek a bit, and under the bridge under Interstate 95. We cross the creek, go through a few feet of woods, and are faced with a less than safe asphalt crossing across the on-ramp of I-95. Good thing we had less than the usual number of dogs and rug rats on this trail. On! On! On the other side of Rt. 896 we pick up trail along side the Iron Hill, and it’s a big long mile or two straight away down what used to be a path. The many roots and rocks resulted in a few hash crashes as I was later informed. On! On! Trail goes onto Welsh Tract Road and we find MouthFull’s van and the second beer stop at Folk Park. Some of us enjoyed our brews in the near dark, while others hurried up to get back on trail as if there is a prize for finishing first. Our Hare points to the next mark, in back of home plate on the softball field and we are off again. On! On! We go through the same neighborhood we went through 2 weeks ago on Asshoppers trail and take a right onto Chestnuts Hill Road. On! On! We get to the bottom of the hill and find the BTBS (Back to Bus Stop) mark that Wickwacker said he laid instead of an On In, because he was feeling lazy that day. I don’t know what sense that’s supposed to make exactly. But we get back to the bus stop/ park and ride and lose a few hashers but gain Beastiealladocious, who I guess didn’t understand the part of the announcement about the hash leaving on time that day. After the hare attempts to give people directions back to his shop we are circling at, we leave to go there and circle. And circle up we do. Awards and Penalties are dished out. Then some hot tasty cheesy pizza is dished out afterwards, along with another keg of Cousin Its fantastic pale ale. But all and all it was another shitty trail, Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #993 this Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |