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| Hash Number: | 983 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #983 - H4's Annual Red, White, and Blue Hash |
| When: | July 3, 2013 |
| Where: | New Castle, DE |
| Hares: | Mount Me Perfect Woman Up the Rear | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash Run #983, H4's Annual Red, White, and Blue Hash Who: Mount Me , Up The Rear and Perfect Woman When: Wednesday July 3rd, 2013 at 6:30 PM Where: Old New Castle, DE 19720 D'erections: From I-95 North or South take the Rt.141 (Basin Rd) exit south towards Old New Castle. Drive all the way to the end of the road (Rt. 9) turn left on Rt 9, drive 400 yards turn right onto South Street, drive 100 feet turn right into parking lot of the Old B & E lumber yard. Park and Hash. What else: A true Red, White, and Blue hash with prizes to be had for the most ribbons collected on trail. Traditional 4th of July cook out food. Should be Dog friendly with leash on some parts of trail. Dog friendly at Apres, no attack dogs please. Red, White, and Blue T shirts are being printed for the event. Hash Cash: $10.00 with T-shirt, $ 5.00 without. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bee Orgy Bunion Butt Butt Lite Call Me Triple D Cause for Blindness Circle Jerk Cousin It Dead End Dirty Little Pumper Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Flounder Gizz Specialist Groper Happy Ending Kum On Inn Lick Stick Licks His Own Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Narcigism Nip Fuck Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Rug Burn Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket Sporto Spunk Monkey The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Up the Rear Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wickwacker Woody Woodpecker Yeast Infection | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #983 So the slobbering pack met up at the Old B and E Lumber yard parking lot in Yea Ole' New Castle for the analual Red, White and Blue hash, about 6:30 HST in the early evening of July the Turd, 2013 AD. Fitting I suppose that we met in the oldest town in Delaware to celebrate our nation's declaration of independence by drinking one of the oldest swill beers still in existence. Good old Pap's Blue Ribbon. Hashers Present: Dead End, Mary Fucking Poppins, Narcijizm, Circle Jerk, Asshopper, The Wetter The Better, Do Me on the Beach, Spunk Monkey, Dirty Wet Pussy, Dirty Little Pumper, The Hasher Formerly Known As Schporto, Weird Al Spank the Bitch, Rugburn, Groper, Tinsel Tits, Pickle Dick, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Kum On Inn, Nip Fuck, Wickwacker, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Call Me Triple D, Bee Orgy, Slutmaster, Flounder, Cause for Blindness, LickStick, Woody, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Toxic Shock, Happy Ending, Spit Bucket, Gizz Specialist, Yeast Infection, Cousin It, Lick His Own, Butt Lite, Toxic Shock, Happy Ending, Just Somebody, and many, many others. Up the Rear, Mount Me and Perfect Woman were the hares for this hash that had the biggest turnout yet of 2013. With many of us donning these nice wonderful commemorative t-shirts provided by Wick Wacker, chalk talk was done in reasonable time. And as par for most hashes hared by Perfect Woman, there was a prize to be had for the 3 people who collected the most American Flag ribbons, or had the most handed to them at the end. After chalk talk was done, we were off. On! On! Trail went off South street onto some other street, with one of those cute little brown street signs to let you know you are in Ole' New Castle. We had a check here and there and a stall here and there. With nobody figuring out where the marks were going, and it was on Hare, this hare being up the rear. On! On! More confusing checks and stalls, we go through some public area, but the FRB's manage to find trail on their own this time. On! On! Trail goes off the road and the beaten path and into some muck for a little while. Eventually trail goes down Route 9 for quite a while, with lots of very visible marks, very close together. and the FRB's were starting to smell a dreaded Check Back approaching. And there it was. A check back 8. Though few actually bothered to make it that far. At the eighth mark back, trail could be found after passing through some brush, and every passed through the brush but not at the same point. We found the Beer Near and the cooler on the beach of the Delaware River, and enjoyed our PBR's and waters at a nice beach front location. While the pack is enjoying their beers, your RA who was miffed at never yet getting a prize on one of Perfect Woman's trails, goes off pretending to take a piss and grabs the next five ribbons on the trail. In the meantime we watch a few boats go by and a couple of people trying to catch some fish. On! On! Trail goes along the river for a while and down to battery park, past the tennis courts and ... down one of those nice cobble stone streets, through the Fire Dept parking lot, back down south street and to the On! In! Our resident Service Man, Perfect Woman, manages again to secure the picnic area, slash rifle range, slash IED reaction practice yard at the Delaware National Guard Base on Route 9, where we circle and Apres, after a long and confusing attempt at giving directions. After most of us make it there, we begin circle. Penalties and awards are dished out There were so many Hashus Interruptii there that your RA forgets to call out all of them, including Skidmarks. I attempted to call out Weird Al, but he was busy grilling up the food. A task, in my opinion, vastly more important than doing a down down for interruptus. The virgin, Just Somebody whose name I forgot, refuses to do a down down of PBR and insists on doing a down down of an equal amount of straight, not fruity flavored vodka. Wow! You got to have respect for that. Your RA, after assuring Perfect Woman several times, that he would remember to announce the awarding of the prizes after the other general announcements forgets less than a minute later and closes the circle. And so circle has to be re-opened to dispense the prizes. Your RA, having collected the most ribbons through several non virtuous means, got first pick from a choice of 3 bottles of wine, and I took the red- According to Perfect Woman the cheapest one. Number two ribbon collector Spit Bucket choose the White And Wetlay with the 3rd most ribbons got stuck with the Blue Berry Wine, which according to Perfect Woman was the most expensive one. Ha! I was happy with my choice though. The Radius Red Wine made in Washington State, has the body of a Merlot but without the sulfuric, ammonia-tic, after taste that usually comes with that. A sweet wine with the aromas of black fruit, ripe cherry and hints of toasted Oak that went into a long and tasty finish with lingering fruit notes. It complemented well the Marie Callender's frozen lasagna that was on sale at Super Fresh last week. The only drawback was I broke the cork in half using my crappy corkscrew attached to my crappy pocket knife and had to fidget the rest of it out with the back end of a spoon. Someone please see to it that MFP gets a proper wine bottle opener at the next Christmas hash instead of a bottle of hot sauce or a pasta boat. Otherwise I may be forced to drink wine out of a box. Anyway, after circle we Apreyed at the pavilion at the National Guard base. I over heard the hares worrying about whether they had enough food for the bigger crowd than they were expecting. Well they had 2 or 3 large trays of baked Ziti, a bunch of pasta, potato and lettuce salad, some macaroni and cheese, about 2 or 3 hundred hot dogs, plenty of potato chips, about a ton of hamburgers tasting of a grade A quality that only Herman’s Meat market can provide, and a bunch of tasty cupcakes provided by Wetter the Better. Perfect Woman could have invited his entire National Guard unit to party with us and we still would have had enough. The hares got that part right at least. And your RA was able to keep the rain away until about 10:00pm. But All in All, it was another Shitty Trail. And about 6 hours later, 8 of us were stupid enough to make it to the Reading Sunrise hash. But that's another story. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash # 984 this Wednesday. On! On! | |