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| Hash Number: | 982 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #982 - DWP's Birthday Hash |
| When: | June 26, 2013 |
| Where: | 120 Troubador Way, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Dirty Wet Pussy Perfect Woman | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #982, DWP's Birthday Hash Who: Dirty Wet Pussy & Perfect Woman When: Wed June 26th @ 6:30PM Where: Derr's Market. 120 Troubador Way, Newark, DE. Please try to stay out of the parking spots marked for the Church. D'erections: Might be good to put the address in Google maps or GPS and find your best way around the construction at Rt. 1 exit and I-95. From points North (Wilmington, PA) get on I-95 south take exit 4A- 7 south (also Rt. 1 south) get off on the Rt 40 exit toward Elkton MD (stay in the Right lane) and turn Right on Rt 7 north, take the 1st left, Songsmith Drive, follow it down a little over a mile and turn left on Troubador way. Find hashers and Park. If your in the Newark area, find your way to Rt 40 and the intersection of Rt 7, and take Rt 7 north, take the first left Songsmith Drive, then left on Troubador way. In the end, remember these direction came from DWP and I'm always lost. Call if you need help What else: OH yea its My (DWP) 40th Birthday 25 of which I have been a hasher. So lets do this right!!!! I would recommend a dry bag, waders, bug spray, PI block, suntan lotion, shiggy socks. You know the usual. I have a bit of every thing planed (would not want to disappoint any one) Dog friendly? You know how well you fair on my trails, do you want to put your dog through that???? it's up to you. Hash Cash: $5.00 | Hashers |
| Amber Alert Asshopper Bunion Butt Cousin It Dancing Fool Dirty Wet Pussy F6 Gayblade Kum On Inn Lick Stick Licks His Own Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Narcigism Perfect Woman Shop N Fuck Slutmaster The International House of Virgins Tits of Steel Toxic Shock Two Buck Fuck Up the Rear Wet Lay Wickwacker Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #982 So the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of Derr's Market for the annual DWP birthday hash around 6:30 pm, on the fine Wednesday, June the 26th, 2013 AD. So far during the Summer of the Monsoon, your RA has managed to keep the rain away for the duration of the hash run at least, expecting the usual 3 to 5 mile trek through the foulest smelling wetlands that the 19702 area code has to offer. Hashers I remember being present: Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Toxic Shock, Wickwacker, Cousin It, Dancing Fool, Slutmaster, Wishboner, Mount Me, Up the Rear, Shop N' Fuck, Narcigism, Licks His Own, Tits of Steel, The International House of Virgins, Asshopper, Mary Fucking Poppins, F-5, Just somebody whose name I forgot, Lick Stick, Kum On Inn, Woody, Two Buck Fuck, Lost Penis, Gay Blade, Amber Alert, and many, many others. Dirty Wet Pussy was da hare in honor of her hitting the big 4-0, with the help of Perfect Woman. After dousing ourselves with bug repellent. And after waiting till damn near 7pm EST, after having to move half our cars to a different part of the parking lot, due to the request from the property owner, the chalk talk was done and we finally went on trail. But there were still about 4 or 5 people who showed up later than that. Side Note: 6:30 HST, means about or within a half hour of 6:30 eastern standard time or O-Eighteen Hundred and a half hours as time is measured on the east coast of the United States, not the west coast for those of you confused. We generally try to get on trail sometime between 6:45 and 7pm. Though 6:30 H4 standard time often means 6:00pm for much of H4. In the past the arrival of Butthead or Lickstick has been the general sign that we've waited too long. This week we had several of our habitually late hashers show up even later than that. And thus the hares attempted to explain to us, that this was going to be another grand trail that got fucked up do to a little lack of pre-planning or scouting. And for the second half of it we better stick with the hare instead of following the marks or going where we thought it was going or we were going to get fucking lost or shot by pissed off property owners whose permission to trespass we did not have. And they were absolutely right about that. Of course a few of the Cum lately's missed these instructions, and got themselves lost and or found later on. Anyway, On! On! We follow the arrow across Bear-Christiana Road and around an apartment complex until we get to a check back 7. We turn around and see DWP leaning towards an opening in a fence. We find marks going the first of many people's property and then we are out into the neighborhood. On! On! We find a check, and eventually a true trail that appears to go in a bunch of different directions, but in fact just makes a loop around a water tower. I guess that's why that guy in front of me just kept going in the direction of one of the false trails. On! On! We run past many fenced in backyards guarded by many pit-bulls and Cousin It's dog Jack wants to show how big his balls are and tries to pick a fight with everyone of them. On! On! We come to a turkey-eagle split, and some of us are entertained for a bit from a car on fire to the left. Eagle trail goes about a mile to a pond and there is a check-back to the Turkey split, something Licks His Own did not see, and becomes the first of several to get lost. On! On! We run back to the Turkey split and down through a neighborhood, and through the woods until we get to the now closed off portion of Smalley's Damn Road, where we find Perfect Woman just standing there for some reason that is explained to us later. Down to the end of the old road we go, until we find a check-back to the Beer Near. Ah.....so that's why Perfect Woman was standing there. We enjoy our brews and are joined by a few late cummers and an acrobatic garter snake. Our hares instruct us that we must stay together for the rest of the trail to avoid getting lost or shot. And of course we don't. On! On! We cut through some lady's yard and go on a trail around Becks Pond, and soon after finally find the wetlands I had been expecting. Ankle deep in mud we are. We follow the marks until we find a check with false trails in every direction. I guess that's why the hare said to stick with her. Way behind us we can hear her calling On! On! Going in a totally different direction. Well all of us but, Amber Alert, I guess, who was not seen for the rest of trail. On! On! More mud, more shiggy, more discarded trash for Dancing Fool to pick up. We find a trail and then a mark or two going off the trail into somebody's yard where trail disappears, and there is our hare again telling people to go in another direction. Around this point Kum On Inn, whose watch must be set to Central Time, finds us and so does Licks His Own. Finally we find some asphalt, and a walking path, and then the On In. After the slowest of our pack get back we hang out for a few minutes waiting, cleaning off our shoes and ankles, waiting for Amber Alert and the other 8 people I forgot about to make it back. But your RA gets bored and decides to start the circle. Penalties and Awards are dished out. DWP gets Happy birthday sung to her hash style. Just as circle was about to close, Amber Alert finally makes it back, but immediately jumps into his car and zooms off into the setting sun. Perhaps he had a family emergency, perhaps he was pissed off about getting lost on this shitty trail, or perhaps he was trying to avoid something or somebody. Mysteries are always fun to speculate on. In the mean time some random people we don't know were walking their dog through the parking lot and Cousin It's dog Jack picks a fight with that one too. And it takes 3 people to break it up. Somebody please inform Cousin It that the lease was invented for a purpose other than being dragged through the mud. After circle we went over to DWP's place, where The Beast was busy cooking us up another fine feast of BBQ pork and two big trays of clams, shrimp and hot Italian sausage. Birthday cake was also enjoyed along with a fire pit out in the backyard. And your RA managed to keep the rain away as we were hanging outside until almost 10:30pm. But as usual, all and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #983, the Red, White and Blue hash this Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |