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| Hash Number: | 974 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #974 - H4's Annual Red Dress Run |
| When: | May 1, 2013 |
| Where: | 400 David Hollowell Dr, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Baby Jessica Cribsnatcher Smells Like Hash Spirit Strawberry Shortcake | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #974, H4's Annual Red Dress Run When: Tomorrow, Wednesday, May 1, 2013 at 6:30pm Where: Courtyard by Marriott, University of Delaware, next to the Christiana Towers on Rt. 896 N Who: Cribsnatcher and ? What Else: Uh, wear a red dress ... in honor the recently departed Lady in Red, inspiration of the original San Diego Red Dress Run and subsequent RDRs worldwide. Goodwill on Main Street and the Salvation Army on Elkton Road are close by for your last minute red dress needs. RDR Hash Cash: $10 (because we are going upscale at the Marriott). AND and additional surcharge of $20 which will go to Habitat for Humanity in honor of the Lady in Red. You can get away from the surcharge/donation if you commit to a shift with Habitat later in the summer. Dog Friendly: For the run, sure, if they are wearing a red dress, bandanna, dye their red, etc. and don't mind hanging outside of a bar at a beer stop. For the apres, probably not. D'erections: See here. | Hashers |
| Anything Butt Asshopper Baby Jessica BeaverBeater Bee Orgy Bunion Butt Cause for Blindness Cribsnatcher Dead End Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Kum On Inn Lick Stick Lost Boy Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins N'aybe I Should Cum on Time Narcigism Pickle Dick Smells Like Hash Spirit Spunk Monkey Strawberry Shortcake The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Tits of Steel Toxic Shock Wet Lay Wickwacker | Hash Trash |
| Editor's note: MFP, who has churned out many of most excellent hash trashes ... is back at it, hopefully we get a few more before he gets tired of doing them ... Here's a hash trash if you remember those. Hockessin Hash #974, the analual Red Dress Run: So we had ourselves the first Wednesday Hash of 2013. The slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of the nice new Marriot Hotel on New London Rd, on May the 1st 2013. Hashers Present: Dirty Wet Pussy, Mary Fucking Poppins, N'aybe I Should Cum on Time, Wetter the Better, Ass Hopper, Lost Penis, Tits of Steel, Dead End, Lost Boy, Toxic Shock, Devil Woman, Pickle Dick, Tinsle Tits, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Spunk Monkey, Beaver Beater, Wick Wacker, Do Me on the Beach, Narcigism, Just Holly, Cause for Blindness, Bee Orgy, Lick Stick, AnyThing Butt, and many, many others. Crib Snatcher and Smells Like Hash Spirit were the hares along with help from her 5 and 6 year old tiny terrors, Just Senora and Just Shaina. Wow that's a lot of hares, probably why we had an easier time reading the marks at the Red Dress Run this year. About 6:52pm in real world time, the pack went off down towards the pedestrian overpass, up the hill and across the over pass, following red marks, red flags, and red caution tape. On! On! Trail went down Creek Rd, up Northstreet, and on the Pomeroy trail. We found a BN on the trail, but had to wait a minute or two on Crib and Beaver Beater, stuck in traffic and having to huff and puff to bring that mighty heavy cooler down from a parking lot to the beer stop. We enjoyed our brews in our red dresses and handed out a few of our business cards to curious on lookers. Our beloved hash hobo, Anything Butt made the beer stop a food stop, finding some wild onions to graise on. If anybody's interested, he's got a great recipe for those. On! On! The pack goes off again towards Cleveland Ave and across Chapel Street into the soon to be redeveloped Newark Shopping Center. Just Shaina is quite the runner, and her mother dearest was huffing and puffing trying to keep up with her. Now if you try to tell a hasher of any age what to do, they will generally do the opposite. Tell just Shaina not to run into the path of an oncoming Dodge Ram Pickup, and that is what she does. Fortunately the driver stopped in time, a hash crash thankfully avoided. On! On! Trail goes over to one of the most hash friendly bars in these parts: Mojo Main. We enjoy our brews once again. Watching the setting sun. On! On! Trail goes onto tire avenue, an over to Delaware Ave, and around a bunch of other shit. We had to crawl through a hole in the fence again, easier for those with less of a beer gut. Trail zigzags back onto Mainstreet and then back off again. Toxic Shock has a hash crash after getting tripped up by Spunk Monkey who was distracted by the many fine looking women that are always walking down Mainstreet when U of D is in session. On that night, Spunk Monkey was better dressed than any of them though. On! On! Trail goes through the Trabant Center, as par for the course of the Red Dress Run. Trail predictably goes to the Deer Park, where we enjoy our third beer stop. That's a lot of Beer Stops. We pass out some more H4 business cards, and pick up an out of town hasher, named Just Richard, I think, from the Atlanta hash, who joins us later at the On In. On! On! Trail goes down New London Rd., down and up, and then back to the Marriot. MFP, makes it first in, and Wet Lay makes it in last as usual. We are joined by the autohashing Narcigism, who ran some race earlier that evening. Fucking Racist. We convene in the fancy ballroom of the Marriot, enjoying some finger food and such, trying to kill the Keg that Cribsnatcher bought. Circle is convened, awards and penalties are dished out. Your RA tries his best to keep his campaign promise of keeping the circle at 15 minutes, but nobody was timing me. The slobbering pack didn't feel like naming Just Holly this week, and your RA didn't feel like naming kids. Not kids or dogs, or somebody's shoes, or dead people, or so and so, a friend of so and so, who wasn't on the hash, has never been on a hash, and will never likely go on the hash. Bah Humbug! I got better things to do. All and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for H4 hash #975 this Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |