I am too lazy to update the web side but back end is up to date.
| Hash Details | |
|---|---|
| Hash Number: | 1229 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1229 |
| When: | Feb. 17, 2018 |
| Where: | 45 Rutgers Rd., Pennsville, NJ |
| Hares: | Does It All Just TJ Rug Burn Sandy Penis Beach Stealing Turd Base | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1229 When: Saturday, February 17, 2018 at 3:00pm HST Where: 45 Rutgers Rd. Pennsville, NJ 08070 Who Hare: Does It All, Stealing Turd Base, Just TJ What Else: Bring dry shoes and come check out Does It All's/ Stealing Turd Bases new tiny home.. Friendlies: Should be fine for doggies ... Hash Cash: $7.00 D'erections: Get yourself to the Delaware Memorial Bridge and into Zoo Jersey. Take the first exit, Rt. 49 towards Pennsville. Go about 5 miles to Ft Mott Rd and turn right. Go about one mile and turn right at Warren Estates Rd. At the T turn, left at Magnolia Drive. Magnolia Drive turns into Rutgers Rd. Look for hashers, park, and hash. If lost contact Sandy | Hashers |
| Bunion Butt Closing Time Cousin It Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Does It All F6 Groper Just TJ Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Other Peoples Pussy Port-a-Ho Rug Burn Sandy Penis Beach Skidmarks Stealing Turd Base Up the Rear Wet Lay Wishboneher | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1229 So the slobbering pack gathered up in front of one of the hares pad on Rutgers Rd in Pennsville Zoo-Jersey on the fine wintery afternoon of February the 17th, 2018 A.D. Hashers Present at some point included: Porta-Ho, Other Peoples Pussy, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, NecroFeelMeUp, Dirty Wet Pussy, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Just Meghan, Just Just Jason, Just Kaitlen, Mount Me, Up the Rear, Mary Fucking Poppins, Orgy Porgy Put N’ Pie, Cousin It, Wishboneher, F-6, Closing Time, Magic Carpet Ride, Do Me on the Beach, Groper, and many, many others. Our hares and hosts for the day appeared to be the entire Rug Burn Clan. Including Does It All, Just TJ, Stealing Turd Base, who hosted us at his pad, Sandy Penis Beach, Just Jake, and of course Rug Burn. And so, we killed many minutes hanging out under the canopy thing in the driveway, drinking some brews, and giving the late cummers a few extra minutes to get caught up, which were very much needed for them. Our RA for the day, Wishboneher, circled us up, and Rugburn gave us the chalk talk. She informed us to look for both flour dots and pink chalk marks. And that while the duties were split up amongst many hares, that those who laid marks felt lazy, so we would need to look carefully for them, and that only one false was marked. We were also told to expect one beer stop, one shot stop and one jello shot stop. Rug Burn also recommended that those who planned on walking not fast that day stay behind for a minute so that she could give them short cut instructions. And a record of slightly less than half the pack paid attention to the chalk talk this time. Soon enough we were off. On! On! We went in the general direction of the pink chalk arrow that we saw during chalk talk. And we found a small pink chalk check mark at at the intersection to our right. We ran from one block to next finding a check every two or three blocks for many, many blocks. before eventually going into the woods. On! On! There was a small water crossing or two and some shiggy, as both on the trail and off the trail we went. Around and down a four wheeling trail we went before eventually coming out to the road. Past the water and the waste processing plant we went on our way down towards the river, that is the big one that most of us had to cross over to get to this hash. True trail went back into the woods, and then eventually out of the woods again. However many of us on the runners trail noticed those shortcutting walkers down the road in front of us and decided to shortcut with them. On! On! Trail went nearby Fort Mott and followed the river for a little whiles. Then it took a right and the “Beer Near” mark was found. And down the road a few blocks we came to what turned out to be Gropers Pad, with a few coolers sitting out on the patio. And so we enjoyed our brews for whiles, waiting for the people in the back to arrive, and a few stray walkers who ended up off course and found the beer near by following part of the trail backwards. Groper introduced some of us to our cat, and Asshopper knocked over the complimentary jar of cheese balls before we soon got on our way, as the precipitation began to come down. On! On! We ran down the road for a bit, then past an abandoned house and ended up back in the shiggy. Soon appeared Rugburn in front of us, with our jello shots for the jello shot stop. As the rain was starting to turn to something more solid, we didn’t linger for too long. On! On! Through the shiggy we kept going for a while. We came across another water crossing, and through some more shiggy. A check was found with true trail back out onto the asphalt. A block or so down the road, we found the shot near! mark, and a box left in the drive for us consisting of tasty Rum Chata and Fireball Cinnamon Whisky. Enjoy the shots we did but not for long, as getting very wet we were the longer we stood out side. On! On! Trail went down the street another block then took a left onto Rutgers Rd, where point A and stealing Turd Base were waiting for us in the driveway. We enjoyed a brew or an extra shot or two as snow started really coming down. And we were then instructed to adjourn through the make-shift tented walkway to the luxurious shed to the right of the house where we eventually circled up. After some down-down beers were poured our RA for the day Wishboneher brought the hares in the circle, but then some called for the all virgins to come into circle as one of them had some connection to the hares, and the interrupts to drink as well, for the hares were also all interruptus. And so they did after a song or two was sung. Other penalties and awards were dished out and songs were sung and down downs were done. PubeHeAteHer drank for first in, and someone other than Wetlay, I think drank for last. Just Jason, Just Kaitlin, and Just Meghan drank their official virgin down downs, which was their second for the day. All the interruptus including the hares, drank at least once or twice more. Our visitor of the day, Other Peoples Pussy, from the BFM and the Taco Tuesday hash, did a visitor down-down. And did everyone who resided in New Jersey, which again, included the hares. Dry lip people drank for something, as did, once again one or two of the hares, Rugburn and Sandy Penis Beach, as they were expected to be betrothed the following day. After circle was closed we enjoyed some fine BBQ meat sandwiches, potato chips, coleslaw, and a few other things, to go along with our beers. Also a fine wedding cake, made by Wetter the Better, I think, was ceremoniously cut and enjoyed. As the snow began to fall down harder and harder, and eventually, unfortunately collapsed the tent/tarp walkway thing . Though a fine time was had after another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1230 this Saturday. On! On! MFP | |