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| Hash Number: | 1221 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1221 |
| When: | Dec. 23, 2017 |
| Where: | Middle Run Valley Natural Area Possum Hollow Rd, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Jewel of Duh-Nile Wishboneher | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1221 When: Saturday, December 23, 2017, at 3:00pm HST Where: Middle Run Valley Natural Area, Possum Hollow Rd, Newark, DE 19711 Who Hare: Wish Bone Her and Jewels of Denial What Else: Looking forward to seeing everyone!!! Dress festive !! Bring nicer than hash clothes for our apres which in the infamous Christmaparty and DWP and Kitchen Bitch’s place. Hash Cash: $7.00 Friendlies: Dogs will be ok on trail, but not at apres! D'erections: Follow directions to the Tri-State Bird Rescue. Before you get to the Bird Rescue, take a left into the New Castle County park/Middle Run Valley Natural Area. Park, don gay apparel, and hash. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Biatch Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Chasez Boyz Circle Jerk Cousin It Dancing Fool Dead End Devil Woman Fast Eddie Groper Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Jewel of Duh-Nile Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer RaidR Spunk Monkey Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1221 So the slobbering pack gathered up in the Middle Run Park area parking lot for the Winter Solstice/ Christmas Eve-Eve/ Dirty Sanchez hash on the rainy late afternoon of December the twenty-turd, 2017 A.D. Hashers I remember being present at some point: NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Lost Penis, Asshopper, Dancing Fool, Dead End, Bumpy Beaver, Weird Al, ChasezBoyz, Raider, Biatch, Devil Woman, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Spunk Monkey, Mary Fucking Poppins, Woody, Groper, Dead End, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Cousin It, Circle Jerk w/ Fast Eddie, and many, many others. Our hare of the day was Jewels of Denial, with help of a sort from Wishboneher who does, technically at least, get to take credit for this. And as it was advertised that the trail would not be starting until after 3:30pm sometime most of the pack arrived after 3, leaving more of that hot-chocolate rum drink made by Wishboneher for those who showed up early. Enjoying that, and some brews and some peanuts with did for a while. And almost until 4 pm we did have to wait before chalk talk as it had been raining all day except for the part of the day that Jewels had initially laid the marks. And so he went back out to re-lay it and got himself lost. But fortunately shortly after Wishboneher laid down the marks for the chalk talk, and before the sun went down, Jewels of Denial arrived covered in flour, inspiring Wishboneher to then douse herself with flour in order to pose for that picture. Soon enough Wish and Jewels gave us the chalk talk. It was explained there was to be a few song checks, a boob check, a check back, two shot stops, and a beer near. And arrow was laid more or less in the general direction and so we were off. On! On!We found a mark on a tree following the bike path down the hill. A check was found or run past or something, as true trail diverted from that path for a while into the shiggy, then went back up into it, though most of us skipped that part. Pickle Dick and Cousin It found it reverse style and followed it backwards down the hill for a little while. A few yards later down the path we came to a song check, though no one in particular was inspired to sing a particular song a serious half-assed effort was put forth, until Wishboneher arrived carrying the hot-chocolate with rum and some flour, and laid down the Shot Near mark a few feet down the trail. And so most of us enjoyed a moderate serving of that tasty but potent stuff, to Wishboneher’s great annoyance as it turned out she made a lot more of it that we had so far been willing to consume and so she had to continue carrying it. On! On!We kept going down the path and found another song check. After Pube found true trail going back from where we came then turning left Wish showed up again and laid down another Shot Near mark, and so we drank more, and with marshmallows. We went back on trail for a little while longer. On! On!Down the path and through a little shiggy. Over some logs we went, and Cousin It had himself a spectacular hash crash. Across a little stream we followed trail, until for a change we found a pre-laid Shot Near mark. We waited around for Wishboneher thinking it was more the same, but out came Jewels of Denial from the brush, and either he or Spunk Monkey discovered a few bags of Jello-Shots, which were enjoyed. For a bit. Here the late cumming Dancing Fool finally caught up with us proving the law that no matter how late a hash starts there will always be at least one hasher who shows up even later. And then back on trail we went. On! On!Up a hill, and then there was a check with over 3 marks going in three different directions one of them had a check and then a pound sign, and this we discovered later was a really long, unmarked false trail laid by the exhausted and lost Jewels of Denile which basically bypassed the rest of the drink stops and where Spunk Monkey and Dancing Fool decided to part. One of the other long false trails that went no where was followed by PubeHeAteHer for a while until he decided to return realizing their wasn’t anything going that way. The majority of the pack took the down-hill trail, big surprise, but yours truly along with Lost Penis, Hare Today and a few others decided just to hang with the hares who were just hanging there trying to remember which way we were supposed to go And so once more Wishboneher laid another Shot Near mark and the five or six of us had another shot. And then so the hares hinted at us to go in the directions that 2/3rds of the pack went in about 10 minutes earlier. On! On!We walked down the path for a few feet, then Jewels pointed us to where the beer stop was, and was actually marked but went unnoticed by those in front of us. A case of Yuenglings finest premium beer was uncovered underneath a fallen tree. We opened our brews and quickly went on our way as the sun was defiantly no where to be seen. Up a hill the path took us, and soon the backtracking PubeHeAteHer came upon us as he had turned round once he realized he had missed the beer stop. On! On!With the rest of the pack back at the start by this time, us DFL’s took the path of least resistance back to the start, with Lost Penis finishing dead fucking last. We hung out for a few getting the down-down cups ready as the rain began to fall, and our RA and hare for the day Wishboneher opened up circle with assistance from yours truly and a few other folks we didn’t ask for. Penalties and Awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Downs Downs were done. The hares drank many times of course, for their many violations/ accomplishments depending on your interpretation of things. As did the hash crashes, the interruptus, those who forgot to take off their head gear, and those who admitted they didn’t know what a Dirty Sanchez was before showing up to this event. Woody came in and ran the last part of circle. Announcements were made, and then the hash went in peace. After circle, some folks stood around in the rain for a little while, some folks went home to get cleaned up, but most re-convened at DWP’s christmas party an hour or so later for more debachury. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1222 this Saturday.On! On! MFP | |