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| Hash Number: | 1228 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1228 - The Twelfth Annual Mardi Gras Hash |
| When: | Feb. 10, 2018 |
| Where: | 52 Smalleys Dam Road, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Bunion Butt Wet Lay | Message |
| What: Hash #1228: The Twelfth Annual Mardi Gras Hash When: Saturday, February 10, 2018 at 3:00pm HST Where: The hares’ pad, 52 Smalleys Dam Road, Newark DE 19702 Who Hare: Wet Lay & Bunion Butt What Else: It’s Hurricane season! Come get yer beads on! Trail promises to be shiggy-rific! Cajun-Creole feast to follow! Dry shoes/bag recommended. Friendlies: Should be fine for doggies, but keep yer filthy hounds outta our house. Hash Cash: $7.00 D'erections: From I -95, take Exit 3 (Route 273 East) towards Dover. Stay on 273 E, passing University Plaza on your right, for about a mile. Turn right at traffic light onto Old Baltimore Pike, then go on Old Baltimore Pike for 1/3 mile to another traffic light. Turn left at light onto Trefoil Drive, turn right at STOP sign onto Smalleys Dam Road. Hares’ pad about tenth house on the right. Find spot to park, being kind to the neighbors, then Hash. | Hashers |
| Big Left Tit Bunion Butt Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Gives It Away Groper Jewel of Duh-Nile Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Pickle Dick Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Skidmarks Spunk Monkey Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1228 So, the slobbering pack gathered up at the end of Smalley’s Damn Rd for the anal Mardi Gras hash on the fine wet day of February the 10th, 2018 A.D. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: F-6, Magic Carpet Ride, Groper, Do Me On the Beach, Jewels of Denial, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Dirty Wet Pussy, Porta-Ho, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Big Left Tit, Spunk Monkey, Pickle Dick w/ Jack (Not the famous one), Mary Fucking Poppins, Gives It Away, Woody, and many, many others. Our hares of the day were Wet Lay and Bunion Butt, who have hared this Mardi Gras hash 12 or 13 times before, and not for the first time in a down pour. We hung out at there pad for a while sipping some hurricane mixed beverages and some fine brews delaying our time out in the rain for as long as we could. The rain thinned out for a little while.. Bunion Butt led us through the chalk talk, and informed us to look out for a Hurricane Drink Stop and a beer stop, and that part of the trail was to be marked in mardi gras beads, and for us to grab them up, tits out or not. Our first mark was a curving arrow and we were advised to look for the next around Porta Ho’s pad down the street. Soon enough we were off. On! On! We ran past Porta-Ho’s, where Jasper greeted us through the window and most of us didn’t see the one mark behind her mailbox. A few of the FRB’s lingered around the cul-du sac for a minute until Pube found marks going into the shiggy. On! On! We found many beads marking the way until we found the mark for the hurricane drink stop but there were no drinks as the sweeping Bunion Butt was carrying them with him. And so the assertive Pube ran back and carried them to those of us in wait. We enjoyed a drink or two in the rain for a whiles admiring each others beads and then we were off again. On! On! We found a mark or two going across Old Baltimore Pike, and back into the shiggy we went, where we disturbed a few Turkey Vultures feasting upon the remains of a deer, I think, though the left along one of the hooves scattered to the left. DWP had a spectacular hash crash after a few near misses. On! On! We went behind and around the University Plaza shopping center where a check was found, and trail was found going into the new neighborhood on the other side of that. A check was found near the drainage pond. Though here the FRB’s were stumped for a while, perhaps because more than a few marks were washed away by the rain. And there were plenty of pieces that looked like marks. Our sweeper Bunion Butt eventually caught up and hinted at the right way, or so we thought. On! On! Trail was found up the street, and then it went left or so we thought, as we followed a false trail or a No! No!, I still don’t know through the fence, and through a whole bunch of shiggy, with the FRB’s ending up out in the heavily patrolled Delmarva/Comcast facility and losing all trail. On! On! Bunion Butt led the walkers the right way, whatever way that was to the beer stop on the other side of the shiggy behind the apartments. And a whistle was blown many times, very loud until the lost FRB’s got the hint and headed over that way. Some of us, most of us, enjoyed our brews still in the rain. Bunion gave us another general direction and off again we went. On! On! Back into the shiggy and back on part of the same trail we went. Though the fence again, though eventually in a different direction. Some hashers took the easy route around the shiggy, but eventually trail led us into the Varlano neighborhood, and this is where the rain really started coming down. We banged a left out onto Old Baltimore Pike and took not our time at the cross walk, and hurried directly back to point A. After everybody was settled we Yours Truly opened up circle in the garage. Penalties and Awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-Downs were done. The first and last in drank, as did the many hash crashes and the one or two interruptii. The hares drank a few times. As did the folks who accidentally used nerd names. After down-downs were done, announcements were made and circle was closed. We then adjourned to the dining room where we enjoyed some fine red beans and rice, muffulatta, sandwiches, ettoufee, and some jezebel sauce, to go along with our fine brews. There was also the King Cake contest, with Gives It Away finding the baby. After circle shenanigans included a “Try to guess the weight of my Tits contest” and a fine time was had. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1229 this Saturday. On! On! MFP | |