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| Hash Number: | 1253 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1253 - F Family Hash |
| When: | Aug. 1, 2018 |
| Where: | 18 Salem Village Sq., Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Closing Time F-Bomb F6 | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1253, F Family Hash When: Wednesday, August 1, 2018 at 6:30pm HST Where: Salem Village Shopping Center. We will circle up behind the Dunkin Donuts and if you wish to pre-lube you can stop in my favorite dive bar, Hutch's Pub. 18 Salem Village Sq., Newark, DE 19713 Who Hare: F6, Closing Time and F-Bomb What Else: Trail may encounter a little bit of water, so don't forget a dry bag. Friendlies: Trail, should be. Apres, fenced-in back yard. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From 95 S take exit 3 for DE-273 E towards Dover, make a sharp right onto Chapman road, and then a right onto Salem Church Road. Shopping Center will be on right. From 95 N, take exit 3 for DE-273 Dover and follow previous directions. For the locals, its on Salem Church Rd next to Christiana High School. | Hashers |
| American Halfass Asshopper Big Left Tit Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Closing Time Dancing Fool Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy F-Bomb F6 Groper Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Major Shit Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Nip Fuck Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Perfect Woman Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer Shit Out of Luck Skidmarks Slutmaster Tinsel Tits Triple Whore Score Two Buck Fuck Up the Rear Vomit Comet Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1253 So the slobbering pack gathered up along side the Dunkin Donuts on Salem Church and Chapman Rds in the 19713 zone of Newark Delaware for something resembling a family values hash on the fine early evening of August the First 2018 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Asshopper, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Woody, Wishboneher, Slutmaster, Perfect Woman, American Half Ass, Shit out of Luck, Two Buck Fuck, Dirty Wet Pussy, Big Left Tit, Up the Rear, Major Shit, Triple Whore Score, Vomit Comet, Just Destiny, Magic Carpet Ride, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Mary Fucking Poppins, Dead End, Orgy Porgy Put N’ Pie, Groper, Dancing Fool, Nip Fuck, Just F-Bomb’s two roommates, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Bumpy Beaver and many, many others. For our hares of today it was somewhat of a family affair with F-6, Closing Time, F-Bomb, and Just Miles all accepting responsibility/ blame for another typical Wednesday night trail. After a few minutes past a few minutes past 6:30 our RA for the day, Wishboneher circled us up for the chalk talk. Our hares explained to us to look for pink squiggly chalk marks as well as flour marks, that there would be two beer stops and one shot stop and that all the arrows were to be true. Well, that turned out accurate except ... for ... maybe the first one. We were also warned that there would be a few hazardous road crossings and to be very careful. The last 3 hashers I listed had to bounce before trail, but soon enough we were off. On! On! We ran in the direction that the true trail arrow pointed all the way out to Salem Church Rd, but found absolutely nothing. Though some of the walkers, perhaps after guidance from one of the hares, found a few marks at the other end of the shopping strip by the dollar store. On! On! Trail took us out on to the side of Salem Church Road for awhile, and with no checks present during the first part the runners got pretty far ahead of the walkers. And this time the departing Necro and Pube got ahead of the runners, by driving and honking their horn telling us to get out of the way. On! On! Trail took us to the end of Salem Church Road and across Rt 4/ Stanton Ogletown Road, where we had to be very careful and look both ways, as rush hour didn’t seem to be anywhere near over. Soon enough we had to cross back over again, and followed marks through the Allendale Apartment complex and into the patch of woods and shiggy along side it. The FRB’s ran out of marks for a few minutes but found them eventually until we came out to a clearing where we found the beer near along with hares Closing Time, F-Bomb and one of F-Bombs roommates- Just Zach I think was his name. And so us 4-6 FRB’s hung out there for what seemed like a long while enjoying a beer or a water while we where being attacked by many mosquito’s, thus motivating Orgy Porgy and Woody to take off a bit early. Eventually everybody, I think, made it there whether they followed true trail or not and we were off again. On! On! Trail took us into a neighborhood for a while then down a path and into another neighborhood and then out to Harmony Road. One of the FRB’s was nice enough this time to mark all the checks. Trail took a left into Gallagher Middle school and around the other side of the building we found F-Bomb and his roommate again for our second beer near. And so we enjoyed our brews this time sans the mosquitos for a while, while F-Bomb regaled us with a tale of when he and his Old Man were scouting this trail and how they got chased out of the woods behind the Christiana Hospital, thus solidifying the current route. After all the walkers got in F-6 gave us directions for the unmarked Turkey trail, which most of us unsurprisingly took. And soon enough we were off. On! On! The eagle trail went through the woods and shiggy around the little league baseball field where their were many things to sting hashers present, especially Big Left Tit. The Turkey trail just went down Harmony Road where it crossed over a dead skunk and soon enough intersected with the Eagle Trail. On! On! Shortly before the end of Harmony Road at Route 273, we found an arrow that pointed across the street to the gas station. Then we couldn’t seem to find marks, though our hashing sense led us to look for them on the other side of 273, which turned out to be the most hazardous road crossing of the day. On! On! A mark or two was found in front of the 7-11 and took us down Gerald drive and around that neighborhood eventually crossing through the Road barrier into the Dartmouth Woods neighborhood on the other side of S. Brownleaf Rd. About when we got to Regal Blvd we found a mark bearing right but no more marks after it. Though lucky for us F-Bomb and Just Miles were standing up the street in the other direction and indicted the right way to get to the shot stop, which was through the side of somebody's yard and in the trash collection zone of the Sandalwood Apartments.. There we were rejoined by Closing Time and served some awfully strong version of Blue Kamikaze drink, which we enjoyed for a few minutes, while some of us admired the furniture being thrown out and Dancing Fool admired the rest of the trash. On! On! The last part of trail took us behind the apartments, across the stream, through the other apartments and into the back entrance of Salem Village Shopping strip where we started. American Half Ass who seemed to be treating this thing like a race the whole time finished first, and Skidmarks took the blame for last in, though he probably wasn’t. And after half of us cracked open beers we were instructed to drive a few miles away to F-Bombs pad in the Rutherford neighborhood for the circle and the Apres. And I think most of us arrived there and took parking directions from Just Roommate 2 and were immediately treated to several varieties of pizza and salad and pasta salad and some wonderful tasting cupcakes before our RA Wishboneher with a little help from DWP and Skidmarks got most of the remaining pack to gather up on the back patio for circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done. The hares drank 3 or 4 times, well maybe 4 because F-6 forgot to take off his hat. The first in and last in drank. As did BLT for getting stung by something on trail, and Orgy Porgy and Woody for cutting out from the first beer stop early. Our interruptus drank.. As did our virgins Just Destiny, Just Miles and the two Just roommates who did their virgin down-downs. As well as all those with dry lips. After circle closed and the hash went in peace, sans announcements for the 2nd week in a row, some of us enjoyed some more food and brews for a little while longer. And Vomit Comet lived up to her name again. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1254 this cumming Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |