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| Hash Number: | 1252 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1252 - American Half Ass and Shit Out of Luck's Virgin Lay in Beautiful Bellefonte |
| When: | July 25, 2018 |
| Where: | 401 Philadelphia Pike, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | American Halfass Shit Out of Luck | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1252, American Half Ass and Shit Out of Luck's Virgin Lay in Beautiful Bellefonte! When: Wednesday, July 25, 2018 at 6:30pm HST Where: Murph’s Irish Pub, 401 Philadelphia Pike, Wilmington, DE 19809. Who Hare: American Half Ass and Shit Out of Luck What Else: It should be wet (that's what she said), so please plan accordingly. Friendlies: Trail, probably okay. Apres, not so much. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: Take the Marsh Rd exit off of I-95 and head south. Go one block past Philadelphia Pike/Rt. 13B and take a left on Hillcrest. Park in the church parking lot with the rest of the sinners. | Hashers |
| American Halfass Asshopper Bunion Butt Dancing Fool Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Groper Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Jewel of Duh-Nile Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Nip Fuck Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Perfect Woman Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer Shit Out of Luck Spit Bucket Spunk Monkey Toby's Bitch Toxic Shock Two Buck Fuck Up the Rear Wet Lay Wingnuts Wishboneher | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1252 So, most of the slobbering pack met up at Murph’s Irish Pub instead of the originally planned Methodist church parking lot, due to an 11th-hour emergency weather change of plans by our hares (who prefer bars over church anyway) in the artsy-fartsy Bellefonte section of Wilmington, DE on a damp, soupy, mid 80-ish degree evening of Wednesday, July 25, 2018 AD. Hashers I remember encountering at some point or other included: Wishboneher, Lost Penis, PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Do Me On the Beach, Mary Fucking Poppins, Asshopper, Dirty Wet Pussy, Wet Lay, Groper, Bunion Butt, Dead End, Mount Me, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Dancing Fool, 2 Buck Fuck, Toxic Shock, Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie, F6, Jewel of Duh-Nile, Spit Bucket, Nip Fuck, Toby’s Bitch, Perfect Woman, Spunk Monkey, Wingnuts, Up the Rear, Pickle Dick and . . .? Our hares for today were Shit Out of Luck and American Half-Ass, who could be seen running across the street laying trail for the second time today due to torrential rains that came through about an hour before and washed-away all the marks. So rather than letting Mother Nature have her way with us, the hares decided to move prelube inside to the bar, though a few stragglers who did not check their technology ahead of time had to be wrangled from the original location. We all enjoyed some beverages inside while the rain eventually let up and we were corralled by RA, Wishboneher outside so one of the hares could explain plan B to us in the hopes that no more oopsies would occur today. Shit Out of Luck provided the pack with a bag of jello shots to pass around in the hopes that everyone shoving their faces with gooey, blue goodness would shut the fuck up long enough for her to explain the marks that she believed American Half-Ass was in the process of laying. These included the usual flour blobs, some checks, falses, a BVC (be very careless), photo stop, Shot Near (which we continued to enjoy), Turkey/Eagle split, a Beer Near (yay!) and a new mark, WCN (Wilmington Cop Near) as apparently there had been a shooting in the area earlier that day, so there would potentially be some lingering police activity, though they probably had bigger fish to fry than a bunch of drunk assholes disturbing the peace. There were two true trail arrows, one pointing in the bar and one pointing in the wrong direction, so we were told to choose our own adventure and ... On-On! We quickly picked-up flour marks heading up Philadelphia Pike and wound around the neighborhood on a few checks which slowed down Pube and Orgy-Porgy only slightly.. There were also several true-trail arrows that had us turning and turning through the streets for about a half mile until at last ... the Beer Near was spotted pointing into the Bellefonte Café. A few of the FRB’s poked their heads in to make sure at least most of the slobs would be welcome in this establishment. So after being given the nod, we invaded the tight bar area and ordered a variety of tasty brews whilst enjoying the sounds of the bluegrass band jam happening in the dining area. Here we were joined by Dancing Fool, who like a homing pigeon, always finds his way to the hash. Then, a flour-coated hare strolled up with Toby’s Bitch who had been waiting in the church parking lot for a sign from above, and since Jesus can’t go hashing, American Half-Ass saved him and led him to the ‘free beer for all the hashers’. And so, while we continued to enjoy our brews, we continued to sweat while standing still in the 99% humidity until it was time to get the funk out of the bar and back on trail. On-On! We continued to meander through the streets of Bellefonte until we came upon a photo stop in front of a home whose owner clearly loved animal skulls, antlers and other such remains as they were nailed all over the front of the house. And so, we took some pics in front of the creepy hunting lodge and high-tailed it back on trail until we discovered a Turkey/Eagle split. The Eagles were directed around a longer loop with an ass-busting hill while the Turkeys simply waddled their asses down Lighthouse Road. On-On! And what to our wandering eyes should appear, but a lighthouse on Lighthouse Road with a Shot Near. Pube and Jewels had overachieved by doing both Turkey and Eagle since Pube decided to run back for the not-yet-arrived jello shots and also guilted Jewels for trying to dodge the hard hill on the Eagle trail. So while we waited for our shots, American Half-Ass provided us with a history lesson that this was one of two Marcus Hook lighthouses, the other being in, you guessed it, Marcus Hook and also that it was the highest lighthouse above sea level on the east coast. Once the rest of the slobs dragged in, we all debated as to who could break off the padlock on the lighthouse door, but instead decided to gather in front and take a group photo. So once every angle was captured from a few different cameras, we continued our quest toward the end of trail and more beer, since we continued to sweat profusely and required hydration. On-On! Trail headed us straight to Marsh Road where we passed by the home of the hares on our way to the On In back at Murph’s. And so, once every slob made it safely back across Philadelphia Pike, we circled up in the back parking lot away from the fish-smelling dumpsters, and our RA, Wishboneher got the shit-show started. Songs were sung, down-downs were done and many accusations were thrown about. The hares were called into circle for their trail being too dry, not having enough pavement and for changing the starting location last-minute. Spit Bucket was called-out for FRB while Toby’s Bitch drank for DFL.. Wishboneher drank for mistaking Toby’s Bitch for a visitor. Then Toby’s Bitch drank again along with 2 Buck, Wingnuts, Spunk Monkey and a few other interuptuses for being away waaaay too loooong. Wingnuts drank for being Wingnuts. Jewels drank for whoring himself out again by hashing 5 times last week. It was also discovered that the nerd name of “Chris” outnumbered the nerd name of “Karen” for the first time ever in an H4 circle, so all the Chris’ drank a few times (Spit Bucket, Orgy-Porgy, Pube, F6 and Shit Out of Luck). Up Piss Creek strolled in just in time to drink for auto hashing along with Dead End. And finally, Dead End served as stunt-Woody, and declared that the hash go in peace. Following circle, we again invaded Murph’s Pub where the hares treated us to a fine spread of chicken wings, pulled-pork sandwiches, potato salad, cole slaw and other tasty vittles. More beers were drunk, laughs were laughed, fun was had and Groper gave away all her clothes. And all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1253 this Wednesday. On-On! NecroPheelMeUp | |