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| Hash Number: | 853 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #853 |
| When: | Jan. 15, 2011 |
| Where: | 100 Laurel Heights Road, Landenberg, PA |
| Hares: | Butthead Mary Fucking Poppins | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash for Saturday, January 15, 3:00 HST Who: Butthead and marvelous, not quite mysterious, and certainly unwitting co-hare: MFP Where: 100 Laurel Heights Road, Landenberg, PA. Landenberg's slogan is you can't get there from here. Its true, so just stay home. Hell, even if you get here, there will be no parking and a shitty trail that may well be a lot shorter than your drive to get to this shitty trail. Then, there will be an even worse apres, with similar weather as on trail, only colder, and even less parking. Weather: Trail in snow pack, high of 29, extreme winds, flowing water creek crossings. Hip waders or whale blubber are essential gear for this trail. Frankly, outside of the religious advisor, none of you are tough enough for this trail. Directions (you really shouldn't be interested in directions by now): From Newark, Rt. 896 off I95: 1. Head northwest on S College Ave/DE-896 N toward Welsh Tract Rd Continue to follow S College Ave 2.5 mi 2. Turn left at W Main St 0.1 mi 3. Turn right at New London Rd by the Deer Park, continue 5.7 mi 4. Turn right at Good Hope Rd 2.9 mi 5. Turn left at Penn Green Rd 1.7 mi 6. Turn right at Laurel Heights Rd 102 ft, make first right and park. There are about 6 spaces, 12 if we are nice hashers. Alternatively, you can get to Route 41 from Route 1; its 2.6 miles, turn right at Penn Green Rd, go 1.9 mi & Turn left at Laurel Heights Rd, make first right and park. From Wilmington on 41: Take 41 North off Kirkwood Highway (Route 2). Follow DE-41 North 6.2 mi to PA state line and another 3.3 miles to LEFT turn onto Penn Green Road, go 1.9 mi and turn left at Laurel Heights Rd,make first right and just try and park Other things you might care to know: Butthead has been dubbed Bad Lay by the Blue Hen hash. Come see why his incessant need to find virgin trail sometimes results in near disaster, earning him the alternate nickname. Theme: The theme is piss off, you effen wankers. Bring your pea-en in the snow shirts featuring Sweet Pea peeing in the snow ... I will. Then-re-enact the moment. Pets: Hell, trail will be a lot more friendly for dogs than humans. Dogs love briar patches, creeks, deer and rabbit covens. Heck, speaking of covens, unless you were in one like a certain Delaware senate candidate (man its good to live in PA), you probably are ill-equipped to do this trail, its just not for mere mortals, and even if it were, you'd need magic to find a place to park your car. Moral: Carpool, dress warmly and waterproof, and then stay home and sleep on your couch. Its a holiday weekend, and you should be eating chips between naps on the couch. Questions: call a hasher whose number you know ... they can't help you ... you are beyond capable repair ... however, you can commiserate on your combined fate of missing this hash. On On, BH | Hashers |
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