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| Hash Number: | 791 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #791 - the Halloweenie Hash |
| When: | Oct. 31, 2009 |
| Where: | Smalleys Dam Road, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Dirty Wet Pussy Kitchen Bitch Up the Rear | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash # 792, the Halloweenie Hash Where: End of Smalleys Dam Road, Newark DE 19702 When: Saturday, October 31, 2009 at 3:00 PM Who: Dirty Wet Pussy, Beast and UTR Why: Do we really need a reason to dress up OH ya its Halloween. This is a costumed run ... So dig out all those lovely costumes and show us your worst, best, oldest, sexiest, or scariest. Prizes for best dresses. Don't forget your Treat Bags ... Hash Cash: $7. We will be hitting several bars along the way. No fear ... I will bring plenty of ones for change. ( been doing well at the strip club) Note: Bring extra costume for the Hot tub for On After. Any questions call Dirty wet Pussy. D’erections: From I-95 get off on the Rt. 273 east exit toward Dover, go 3 lights to Old Baltimore Pike and turn Right, go to the firs traffic light and turn on Trefoil DR (Raintree Village) go to the end of the road and turn left. Park in the circle. And Hash. | Hashers |
| Bunion Butt Cribsnatcher Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Family Jules Fish Stick Gomez Hanna Job Himalaya Itchy and Scratchy Kitchen Bitch Lost Boy Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mouthfull Pickle Dick Port-a-Ho Roadkill Rug Burn Skidmarks Slutmaster Stun Gun Tinsel Tits Up the Rear Wet Lay Wickwacker | Hash Trash |
| So we had our Halloweenie hash actually on Halloween, Saturday October the 31st, 2009 AD. Hashers, whose names I remember that I remember being present: Cribsnatcher, Rugburn, Gomez, Stungun, Roadkill, Hannah Job, Up the Rear, Slut Master, Wick Wacker, Mouthfull, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Lost Boy, Family Jewels, Skidmarks, Deadend, Itchy and Scratchy, Mary Fucking Poppins, Himilaya, Fish Stick, PortaHo, Pickle Dick, Tinsle Tits, Lost Penis, Just Somebody, Just Somebody Else, and a third Just Somebody, And, many many others, Dirty Wet Pussy, dressed up as a green cave girl, or I think that alien chick that William Snatcher banged on some episode of Star Trek, was the hare. The slobbering and mostly costumed pack, met up at the end of Smalley’s Dam Rd, around 3pm, during which time the rain actually seemed to stop for a while. Around 3:15 we departed down the road for a trail that the hare assured us would not have that much shiggy. Well, not a lot of shiggy for her trails anyway. On! On! We ran around Rain Tree village during the one hour of the weekend that it actually rain, looking very hard for little dops of flour called marks, but then we see one, and then another, and then, uh ... nothing. But here the hare comes so we guess we’re going the right way. On! On! Trail goes into the woods through some, here we go shiggy, and here we go, a huge water crossing with over a very slippery felled tree, and here most of us go through this attempting not to ruin our costumes. But a poor, uncostumed, and unfortunately not yet intoxicated Himilaya, has a little slip, and little fall, and a not very little boo boo on his leg. Check out the photo of it. That ain’t Halloween make up folks! And thus the ambulance has to get called to take our dear brother to the emergency room. Get well soon dear Himilaya!! We will miss you greatly, and we would also greatly miss that pickled haring you bring every year to that Christmas hash. On! On! After the woods we come out to good ole’ Baltimore pike. Up the hill and down the hill we go, and into that Varlano Woods neighborhood the trail leads us. The checks, and difficultly finding marks leading from them, keep the FRBs from flying too far ahead from the rest of the pack. On! On! Trail goes into the woods behind University Plaza, and, big surprise! into University Plaza. But, big surprise, the first Beer stop is not at Shell Hammers, as some of us expected, and instead was in that little, quiet, Chinese restaurant, next to the Boston Market. We enjoyed cold bottles of Yuengling lager, for most of us were overheated. The grateful wait staff seemed grateful for the privilege of wiping off all the sweat we left on their seats. On! On! Trail goes across 273 and into that shopping center with Boscovs in it. Since most of the pack sees the Bunion Butt driving the Beer truck into the parking lot, most of the pack gives up looking for marks. We find the Beverage Near parked next to a couple of cars with other auto hashers in them, and we enjoyed, not only beer, but piping hot wine, and Jell-O shots with gummy bugs. On! On! Back through the parking lot we go and the marks lead down the street, which is known to all of us who have ever worked at the post office, as get this; Main Street, Newark, 19702. Not to be confused with that other Main Street Newark, 19711. Or, as it as known to everyone else, Main Street Christiana. The third beer stop is at the good old familiar Christiana pub, where we enjoyed Yuengling Bottles, and a few rounds of darts. On! On! Back good old Baltimore pike we go and back to the end of smalley’s Damn Rd, and back to the cars. We circle up, penalties are awarded and nudity is displayed. Family Jewels won the costume contest, by dressing up as that Nerdy girl from Scooby Dew. The on After was at DWP’s place, where we enjoyed a shitty good salad bar, with shitty good minestrone, shitty good cake, shitty good Halloween candy, and defiantly had a shitty better time than anybody who went to or left to watch the shitty phillies game. And all in all, it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for the next hash, next Saturday, I guess. On! On! MFP | |
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