Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Number:832
What:Hockessin Hash #832 - Port-a-Ho Birthday Hash
When:Aug. 25, 2010
Where:1705 Augustine Road, Wilmington, DE
Hares:Asshopper
The Wetter the Better
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What: Hockessin Hash #832, Port-a-Ho Birthday Hash
Where: We will start the run from behind what was Wanamakers in Wilmington. 1705 Augustine Rd., Wilmington, DE. Go in at Paul Campenellis Auto Tire (just off bridge) and go all the way up the road.When: Wednesday, August 25, 2010 at 6:30pm
Who: Asshopper and the Wetter the Better
Instructions:
-- Park here 39.763282, -75.554464 XXX and an arrow will point you to the prize competition,
-- Wearer of the best sunglasses-costume-ensemble wins invaluable stuff.
-- Birthday shenanagans require usual arrow following skills.
-- Also spread the cars out so we are incognito to office bdlg users after hrs.
-- Enjoy the run, shiggy, camraderie, and dog-eat-dog-doo competition: top 2 boys' and girls' get crap prizes
Hashers
Asshopper
Bumpy Beaver
Bunion Butt
Cause for Blindness
Circle Jerk
Cribsnatcher
Dead End
Deathwish
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
Donkey Punch
Gives It Away
Gomez
Groper
Half A Set
Lick It Clean
Mary Fucking Poppins
Mount Me
Night Deposit
Pickle Dick
Poo Fucker
Port-a-Ho
Rug Burn
Seen Your Panties
Slutmaster
Spit Bucket
Sporto
Spunk Monkey
Stun Gun
The Wetter the Better
Two Buck Fuck
Up the Rear
Wet Lay
Wickwacker
Wingnuts
Hash Trash
So we had another hash, Wednesday, August the 25th, 2010 AD.The slobbering pack met up at or in-between the Old Wanamaker's building and the business park next door in one of the nicer parts of the city to beat somebody around 6:30pm HST.
Hashers Present Included: Dead End, Rugburn, Groper, Port A Ho, Cribsnatcher, Gomez, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Donkey Punch, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Just Tara, Slutmaster, Poo Phucker, Just Zak, Just Corey, Seen Your Panties, Deathwish, Wick Wacker, Bumpy Beaver, Wingnuts, Lick It Clean, Cause For Blindness, Mount Me, Dirty Wet Pussy, Pickle Dick, Night Deposit, Spitbucket, 2 Buck Fuck, Gives It Away, Just Cindi, Just Pete, Thfkas, Just Jason, Up The Rear, Half A Set, Stungun, Mary Fucking Poppins, Just Kathy, and many, many others.
Asshopper and Wetter the Better were the hares, for the first time.
Lick it Clean made somebody cum to the hash who made her cum to the hash a while ago, but I forgot which guy that was. The chalk talk was done, and ...
On! On!
We went off behind a building into the woods, and out into somebody's yard, where there was a check that went behind some other building. On! On!
We went down a hill. We went around Wilmington Friends School. We went out to Augustine Cutoff.
On! On!
We went down a hill towards the center of town and found a check just across the Augustine Bridge. Trail went down the woods and into Rockford Park, I think. Eventually we find the hare's car and find a beer near down a hill out of sight from the road. We enjoy our brews under a railroad bridge and imagine what that liquid seeping out of the bridge might be. Half the pack missed where the trail was actually supposed to go, but lucky them, they picked up marks and followed them backwards to the beer stop. Then were off again.
On! On!
On the road and around the bridge we go. And then, and then, we find two arrows pointing in the direction of a check or something like that and a Z, whatever that was supposed to mean. The FRBs were confused for a minute but then trail is found.
On! On!
We go up a hill and back to point A. We circle up, awards and penalties are dished out, as the sun quickly goes down. The hares get to drink a bunch of times. Just Tara decides to take the option and briefly exposes her impressive bosom.
Afterwards we head back to the Apres as Asshopper's parents house, or should I say mansion. We enjoy some tacos and some cool birthday cake, and one cake that was shaped as a lizard. I think I recall this hash being in honor of Portaho's birthday, she went out to celebrate someplace cooler after trail I guess. Stay tuned for the next trail this Wednesday,
On! On!
MFP