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| Hash Number: | 830 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #830 |
| When: | Aug. 11, 2010 |
| Where: | 1241 Old Cooches Bridge Road, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Mouthfull Wickwacker | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #830 When: Wednesday, August 11, 2010 at 6:30pm as usual trail off no later than 6:45. Where: 1241 Old Cooches Bridge Road, Newark, DE (My screen printing shop) Who: Wick Wacker, Mouthful and possibly additions What to bring: A sense of humor, dry bag that you might want to leave in my van just in case this might be an A to B hash:) Bug spray, head light or flash light, water wings and bathing suit (just in case), I did mention a dry bag didn't I? I don't remember seeing any PI on any of the trail but it is always possible. D’erections: From either direction on I-95, take the route 896 North exit. Once you are on Rt. 896 N turn right at the first traffic light past Friendly's. There is an old gas station on the corner you are turning at. Go about 1/4 mile to a stop sign and turn right on Old Coochs Bridge Rd. Procede to the first left turn lane (just past the back side of the Howard Johnson Hotel) and turn left into a small warehouse complex. Park and come to the front of unit 1241. From Newark proper and all places north and east of Newark: Make your way to route 896 S. After passing the McDonalds and the Shell stations turn left at the traffic light where the Boston Market is then follow the directions above. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Choco Taco Circle Jerk Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Gives It Away Larry the Unstable Guy Lick Stick Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Mouthfull Poo Fucker Port-a-Ho Queer Balls Roadkill Rug Burn Sir Jacks A Lot Slutmaster Sporto Spunk Monkey Stitched Up Tight Stun Gun The Wetter the Better Two Buck Fuck Wet Lay Wickwacker Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| So we had another hash, Wednesday, August the 11th, 2010 AD. The slobbering pack met up in front of Wickwacker's T-shirt factory in the Diamond State (...something like that) Industrial park off 896, then off Old Cooches Bridge Rd, then off a stop sign. Around 6:30 HST. Hashers who followed Mouthfull's directions didn't have too much of a problem finding the place, Hashers whofollowed Google or GPS, well, some of them did. Hashers Present: Dead End, Sir Jacks A Lot, Queer Balls, Rugburn, Roadkill, Just Kevin, Stitched Up Tight, Larry The Unstable Guy, Just Pete, Slutmaster, Poo Phucker, Woody, Stungun, Circle Jerk, Do Me On the Beach, Choco Taco, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Just Shannon, Mount Me, Port A Ho, Dirty Wet Pussy, The Hasher formerly Known As Schporto, Just Jason, Asshopper, The Wetter The Better, 2 Buck Fuck, Gives It Away, Mary Fucking Poppins, Lick Stick, and many, many others. Wick Wacker and Mouthfull were the hares. Well, The Wack Job himself gave us a long complicated chalk talk, which usually means he tried doing something clever while laying trail, which never, ever, ever, works out when you're dealing with hashers. He laid a walker and a runner trail, but the walkers had to wait for the runners to get out of sight so the hare could give them a shortcut and ... On! On! We run through the industrial complex a bit, and then into the woods by the Christiana creek. We encounter a check back six that sends us back to asphalt, and towards another industrial park. On! On! We run up a road towards the railroad tracks and 72. We encounter a few checks where the right direction is fairly obvious. And soon enough we find Mouthful and her white caravan with the beer for the first beer stop. We enjoyed our brews along the scenic boulder laden area next to the train tracks. Some hashers, as usual, were in a big big hurry to get lost again, so we were off soon enough. On! On! We ran down the tracks a bit, and then encountered a few checks that sent a few hashers, following a few marks into the woods. Eventually true trail is found going out of the woods and into a neighborhood. On! On! We run through the neighborhood a bit and get heckled by the neighborhood middle school children. On! On! We find a check right at Mc something or other middle school. Larry the Unstable one goes the right way, and Just Jason leads a couple of people the wrong way. There’s another beer stop in the playground parking lot. On! On! Trail goes out onto Rt 896, and up Chestnut Hill Rd. At this point several hashers begin to have a strong suspicion about where the on after is going to be, so they run back to their cars so they can secure a parking spot. On! On! Trail bangs a left through a neighborhood and then goes through the bel-air condos and then out onto Welsh Tract Road and then we find Mouthful and another beer near at that guys house with the pool and the fake palm tree who lets us have an Apres at his place every summer. Well, it turns out, big surprise!, that the Beer Near was also the On In and the On After. People run back to point A and bring their cars back one by one. And people jump into the pool. We circle up. Awards and penalties are dished out. MFP gets first in again. All the people who try to safely watch circle from the pool get penalized. Just somebody makes an announcement about a nude bike race and then gets promptly pants by Schporto in middle of circle. And lots of other things happened. After circle we enjoyed some pizza, this time we had pepperoni and sausage. And there was the pool and a shitty great time was had once again. Stay tuned for the next Shitty trail this Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |