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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 823 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #823 |
| When: | June 23, 2010 |
| Where: | 1300 Porter Road, Bear, DE |
| Hares: | Dirty Wet Pussy Gives It Away Port-a-Ho | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #823 When: Wednesday, June 23rd, at 6:30PM Where: Starting in the business complex housing Delaware Rock GYM. I have been promised no cops ... by Fungi's Son ... for GPS address use 1300 Porter Road, Bear Delaware, 19701, this will put you at the front of business center. Who: Dirty Wet Pussy and Gives It Away Why: Its that time again to romp in the swamps of Bear, to celebrate Dirty's Birthday. Tie up those laces if it rains their will be some mud sucking fun. What to Bring: Dry bag, bug spray, chair, water balloons, water guns Directions from Points North Via I-95: From I-95 South Take exit 4A to Route 1 South. From Route 1 South take exit 160 to Route 40 West. Travel approx. 3 Miles on Route 40 West and turn left onto Porter Rd. (Look for Wawa and 7-11 on the corners). Travel approx. 0.75 miles and turn left onto Carson Dr. in the Porter Road Business Center. We are located in the back left of the park at 520 Carson Dr. Directions from Points South Via I-95: From I-95 North Take exit 1 to Route 896 South. Travel approx. 3 miles on Route 896 South and turn left onto Route 40 East. Travel approx. 3 Miles on Route 40 East and turn right onto Porter Rd. (Look for Wawa and 7-11 on the corners). Travel approx. 0.75 miles and turn left onto Carson Dr. in the Porter Road Business Center. We are located in the back left of the park at 520 Carson Dr. Directions from Points South Via Route 1: From Route 1 North take exit 160 to Route 40 West. Travel approx. 3 Miles on Route 40 West and turn left onto Porter Rd. (Look for Wawa and 7-11 on the corners). Travel approx. 0.75 miles and turn left onto Carson Dr. in the Porter Road Business Center. We are located in the back left of the park at 520 Carson Dr. | Hashers |
| Beeper Bunion Butt Butthead Circle Jerk Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Gaydar The Penetrator Gives It Away Glownads Groper Itchy and Scratchy Larry the Unstable Guy Lick Stick Lickity Split Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Mouthfull Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Piping Hot Vagina Poo Fucker Port-a-Ho Seen Your Panties Slutmaster Takes it Anywhere Tinsel Tits Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wickwacker | Hash Trash |
| So here’s a write up (remember those?) for the hash we had, Wednesday, June the twenty-turd, 2010 A.D. The slobbering pack met up at the Porter Road business complex across the way from the rock climbing gym, somewhere in-between the areas of Bear and New Castle, around 6:30pm. For a while they amused themselves by throwing water balloons at each other and drinking lots of beer. Hashers present included: Glownads, Larry the Unstable guy, Weird Al, Senior Panties, Wickwacker, Mouthfull, Bunion Butt, Groper, Wetlay, Seen Your Panties, Butthead, Itchy and Scratchy, Mary Fucking Poppins, Takes it Anywhere, Beeper, Slutmaster, Circle Jerk, Do me on the Beach, Mount Me, Dead End, Lick and Stick, Lickity Split, Gaydar, Piping Hot Vagina, Poo Fucker, Perfect Woman, Pickle Dick, Tinsle Tits, Just Jason, Just Megan, and Just 3 other new people whose names I forgot, and many, many others. Dirty Wet Pussy, whose own birthday this hash was in honor for, was the hare, with help from Gives it Away and Portaho. So, after spending about 20 minutes trying to decide who was going to do the beer stop; the chalk talk was arranged and off we went. Well, off the runners went in one direction, and the walkers in another. On! On! The runners followed trail through the woods and the brambles and the briars, and then out to an apartment complex about 2 miles totally out of the way, until Just Megan, caught a check back to the check that eventually put us back on trail just a little bit behind the walkers. My, my! What good eyes she has! If it hadn’t been for her, I have no doubt us FRBs would have kept running until we got to Wilmington. On! On! The runners begin running back in the direction of point A, until we find Der Haress herself waiting for us right by Porter Road. On! On! We encounter a check start following one direction, see no marks, then get pointed in another direction, that eventually puts us back on the previous direction, going down Porter Road. On! On! We catch up to the walkers and trail bangs a sharp left into a swamp by some railroad tracks somewhere, and after awhile I have no idea where we are. Portaho stops in the middle of a stampeding crowd of hashers to do her Hash Flash duties and gets her feet trampled on. On! On! We follow trail through the dense bush, some barbwire fences, then through a creek, which leads to a drainage tunnel, which leads to the first of three drink stops. Hashers enjoy jello shots, a few cold brews and waters, and some great conversation as we stand knee deep in water, the kind that only mosquito larvae would find comfortable, while picking off leaches and ticks. We go back on trail again, and...... On! On! We crawl through the drainage ditch for a while longer, that out onto some actual trail for a little while, past some farm, up a hill or two, down some railroad tracks, through a few muddy ditches and out onto County road where we find Dead End, with DWP's car and a cooler full of cool brews, under a railroad bridge. We enjoy our brews and lick our wounds again, by this point at least half the pack is bleeding somewhere, but its not like we had a reason to expect anything less. On! On! Most of us go back on trail through more woods, more mud, another creek, several other ditches, and several other fences, down another hill into a clearing where we find DWP, with the cooler. We quickly enjoy our brews, as the sun is rapidly going down, and are pointed back in the direction of the first beer stop, then find chalk arrows leading us down asphalt back to point A. The first in, yours truly, gets back to the cars, and is surprised to actually be the only one there which means, I guess, everybody actually followed trail this time. Hashers straggle back as the sun has finally gone down. We circle up. Awards and penalties are dished out. One of the virgins, Just Somebody, who I heard Weird Al brought to the hash, decided to take the option, preferring to bare her chest in the dark, instead of doing a down-down of piss warm beer that the beer meister brought. What a useless bum that Beer Meister is! He should be removed from office, and replaced by somebody with a truck, a nice big house, a nice big garage, and a nice big extra refrigerator! Well anyway, after circle we head back to the Apres at DWP's pad, where we are joined by the usual auto-hashing wankers. We enjoy some dogs and burgers, and some delightful dish involving breaded zucchini and tomatoes, along with crabs and some cookies. And a shitty good time is had. Too bad nobody thought to get a birthday cake for the largest contributor to H4 in the past several years, DWP, who once again decides to waste her genius and her disposable income, on the pack of half-wits. Stay tuned for the next shitty trail this Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |