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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 797 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #797 - The Annual Hockessin Xmas Hash |
| When: | Dec. 12, 2009 |
| Where: | Lombardy Elementary School, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Deadhead Himalaya Prom Queen Toxic Shock | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #798, The Annual Hockessin Xmas Hash Where: Lombardy Elementary School, off Foulk Rd, North Wilmington/Brandywine Hundred, DE. When: Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 3:00 PM Who: Prom Queen, Toxic Shock, Himalaya, Deadhead D'erections: From I-95, from the South, get off at the Rt. 202 North exit, keep to the left and go in the direction of 202/Westchester. From I-95 North, get off at the Rt.202 North exit and keep right. When you can see Rt. 202, keep to the right and take the branch to Foulk Rd. (Rt. 261) and go north. Proceed to the second traffic light, turn right at the light (probably School Lane or Bedford Rd -- I don't think anybody really knows or cares), go to the school and park. | Hashers |
| Amber Alert Beeper Bunion Butt Butthead Circle Jerk Cribsnatcher Crusty Calves Dead End Deadhead Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Family Jules Gomez Happy Ending Himalaya Hot Pants Lick It Clean Lost Boy Mary Fucking Poppins Miss Pissylvania Mouthfull Night Deposit Pickle Dick Prom Queen Randy Dykes Roadkill Seen Your Panties Skidmarks Spit Bucket Stun Gun Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Wet Lay White Trash Wickwacker | Hash Trash |
| So we had a hash, December the 12th, 2009 AD ... The slobbering pack met up at the parking lot of Lombard Elementary School in the quaint little village of Talleyville a few blocks north of Wilmington. Hashers Present: Cribsnatcher, Gomez, Roadkill, Dirty Wet Pussy, Skidmarks, PickleDick, Dead End, Devil Woman, Butthead, Licks it Clean, Amber Alert, Randy Dykes, Night Deposit, Spit Bucket, Tinsle Tits, Wickwacker, Mouthfull, Mary Fucking Poppins, Stun Gun, Senior Panties, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, White Trash, Just Kimberly, Lost Boy, Family Jewels, Miss Pissilvania, Beeper, Circle Jerk, Do Me On The Beach, Hot Pants, Crusty Calves, Toxic Shock, Happy Ending, and many, many others. Prom Queen, Dead Head, and Himilaya were the hares, I think, for the annual Christmas themed extravaganza. And a memorable extravaganza it was indeed, though I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not. Without anyone pointing us in the general direction of trail some hashers more or less guessed correctly that the first mark was around the fence in the park behind the school and ... On! On! Though a field we went, I think, and off on the side of Foulk Road, past the Lombard Office park, and the Lombard Over Priced, under inhabited, luxury Condos. On! On! We find a check, with the closest marks being in the direction of the parking lot that we started in, not wanting to miss the pickled haring, this hasher and several others decided not to short cut. On! On! Trail goes out onto 202, nearby that Augustine Cuttoff place. A cleverly marked check with a 7 mark false trail sends some of the FRB’s to the back, for a little while anyway ... On! On! Into Alapocas Run park we go. Up and down hills left and right. DWP decides to run through some water just for the heck of it, until we find Himilaya , Dead End, and later on, an extremely bored park ranger at the BN on the edge of the park. For about 5 to 10 minutes we enjoyed Himilaya’s world famous Norwegian pickled haring and Ackenvat. Did I spell that right? Yes we enjoy ourselves for a few, until, BOO HOO!!!, CUMB BYE YAH!, we get interrupted by Ranger I got nothing better to do (Not a Hash name), who makes Himilaya dump out what’s left of the booze. And to make matters even stupider, he follows the hashers back to point A, and brings a state cop with him. I’m wondering if this is the same guy who ticketed a group of seniors for walking on the wrong side of the road a few years ago. On! On!, We run out through a neighborhood, and under Augustine Cutoff, and back onto a field and back to the elementary school parking lot. Randy Dykes was first in, I think. The coppers show up soon after and write everybody’s license plates down, Oh! Boy! So we jump back into our cars and speed off to Prom Queen’s house. And as far as I know they didn’t follow us there. We circle up, but not for very long though, and enjoy the above average Christmas hash fare, including smoked salmon, pulled pork, and General Tso’s chicken, washed down with Troegs and Mickelobe Ultra lite. And then of course there was the annual gift exchange, with the continually regifted Midget Porn DVD, getting passed on again. Several people got dildos and condoms; many people got booze of some sort. Devil Woman and Beeper played some Christmas tunes on the piano, and Crusty Calves and Hot Pants started some thing where many people would laugh in unison for a joke most of them didn’t hear. All in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for the next hash next week. On! On! MFP | |
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| the numbering here is off to keep on track with the 800th using these numbers | |