Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Details
Hash Number:813
What:Hockessin Hash #813
When:April 10, 2010
Where:Hideaway Lounge, Wilmington, DE
Hares:Family Jules
Lost Boy
What: Hockessin Hash #813h
When: Saturday, April 10, 2010 at 3pm
Where: The Hideaway Lounge off of Ebright Road in North Wilmington. Also, please hang around until 8PM for Karaoke.
Who: This week’s run, brought to you by Lost Boy and Family Jules(Jewels)
D'erections: From Newark and Points South:
-Take I-95 N Towards Wilmington
-Get Off On the 202 North Exit.
-Stay on 202 for about 5 Miles.
-Turn Right on to Naamans Road for about ¼ mile.
-Turn Left on to Ebright Road for about 50 yds by Concord High School
-Turn Left Into Brandywine Forge development onto Forge Drive for about 15 yds
-Look For Hideaway Lounge- Park and Hash.
From Philly and Points North:
-Take I 95 S Towards Wilmington
-Take Naamans Road exit West for about 4 miles.
-Turn Right onto Ebright Road by Concord High School for about 50 yds
-Turn left into Brandywine Forge development onto Forge Drive for about 15 yds
-Look For Hideaway Lounge – Park and Hash
From West Chester and Points on the Northern End:
-Take 202 S.
-Turn Left at Naamans Road/Rt 92 for about ¼ Mile
-Turn Left onto Ebright Road by Concord High School for about 50 yds
-Turn Left into Brandywine Forge development onto Forge Drive for about 15 yds
-Look For Hideaway Lounge- Park and Hash
Any questions, complaints, gripes, or financial advice - please call one of the hares at
Bare Assed Her
Bunion Butt
Dead End
Devil Woman
Family Jules
Happy Ending
Lost Boy
Lost Penis
Rug Burn
Seen Your Panties
Senior Sex Toy
Spit Bucket
Toxic Shock
Wet Lay
White Trash
Hash Trash
So we had a hash,April the 10, 2010 A.D.
The slobbering pack met up at the parking lot of the Hideaway lounge in good old north Wilmington, on a fine spring afternoon.
Hashers Present including but not limited to:
BareAsster, Senior Panties, Wickwacker, Mouthful, Gomez, White Trash, Skidmarks, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Devil Woman, Butthead, Slut Master, Senior Sex Toy, Deadhead, Toxic Shock, Happy Ending, Himilaya, Radar, Bitchard, Just Penny, Just Somebody Else, and many, many others.
Lost Boy and Family Jules were the hares, and thus they hared this trail with mostly chalk, and not too many checks, supposedly because it was windy.
We have our chalk talk, and there forth we are off.
On! On!
We run down the street past the hideaway lounge and into a neighborhood. We encounter a check or two or three.
On! On!
We run in back of Concord High school, and follow trail through the bleachers beside the track. Back into a neighborhood, we go and out into a construction zone.
On! On!
We hit a little bit of woods and shiggy, but back out on the open road we go, following, barely visible, but highly consistent yellow chalk marks. DeadHead, Gomez, and Skidmarks, who usually try to shortcut trail whenever they can, seem to be forced into following it, this time.
On! On!
We run on Marsh Rd, I think, and then maybe, Faulk or Grub, or one of those famous north Wilmington roads that take us near Prom Queens neighborhood.
On! On!
We run out of marks for a while on Faulk Rd, then turn around and walk back up a hill, and then see the marks we were following after all. Down a hill we go, until we find our first beer near at the something, something shopping center off Naamans Rd. There we also find Happy Ending sunning himself on a rock, posing as if he was a statue. Lost Boys's Mom and one of her friends have the beer in her car. About an hour passes between when the FRB's arrive and the DFLs, but amazingly those in the front have enough patience to give time to those in the back to drink a beer.
On! On!
Soon enough we are off again. Up a couple of hills and thru a couple of neighborhoods we go. Trail at this point is almost entirely asphalt, except for a short stink that takes us past a Veterans center or something.
On! On!
Trail leads out to Ebright road, and back to the Hideaway Lounge. Hashers gradually straggle back in. We are joined by Pedalfile, who as usual, shows up at the end just for the food, and Spit Bucket, who apparently walked all the way from his pad in Rockford Park.
We circle up, penalties and awards are dished out. And we had two namings. Just Penny got named "Good with Four Inches" for some story of some response she had to some embarrassing personal question. Lost Boy***s Mom got named "Mommy Beerest", because every time Lost Boy hares a trail, she helps out with the Oprey, the Beer Stop or both.
Afterwards we all headed back into the Hideaway Lounge, and dined on some chicken fingers and Nacho's, drank a few more pitchers of beer, and were also joined by Groper, Rugburn, Lost Penis, and possibly Dead End, who made it out for the cool Karaoke hour.
As usual, a fitting end to another Shitty Trail.
Stay Tuned for the next hash next week,
On! On!