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| Hash Number: | 1260 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1260 |
| When: | Sept. 15, 2018 |
| Where: | 5 Polly Drummond Shopping Center, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Jewel of Duh-Nile Nip Fuck | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1260 When: Saturday, September 15, 2018 at 3:00 pm HST Where: Famous Tim's, 5 Polly Drummond Shopping Center, Newark, DE 19711 Who Hare: Nip Fuck and Jewel of Duh-Nile What Else: Will this be a Hurricane Hash? Only if you drink too many ... Friendlies: Dog or kid friendly? No, No. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take exit for Rt. 273 toward Newark. Proceed about a 5 miles turn right onto Red Mill Rd then immediate left to stay on Red Mill Rd. Go straight across Kirkwood Hwy (Rt 2) and road changes name to Polly Drummond Hill Rd. Proceed another 3 miles. Shopping center on right. Search around for a shabby bunch of miscreants, park, and hash. You could also use McGlynn's d'erections. | Hashers |
| Beulah Ball-Breaker Bunion Butt Closing Time Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Jewel of Duh-Nile Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Nip Fuck Perfect Woman PubeHeAteHer Shit Out of Luck Skidmarks Spit Bucket The International House of Virgins Tits of Steel Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1260 So the slobbering pack met gathered up in the parking lot in front of Famous Tim’s in Polly Drummond Shop center on the fine early fall afternoon of September the 15th, 2018 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Wishboneher, Woody, Skidmarks, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Beullah Ballbreaker, Tits of Steel, The International House of Virgins, Mary Fucking Poppins, Dirty Wet Pussy, Shit Out of Luck, F-6, Closing Time, Perfect Woman, Spit Bucket, Do Me On the Beach, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, and many, many others. Our hares of the day were Nip Fuck, who was doing her first haring ever after over a decade of hashing, and Jewels of Duhnile, who has done many in only a few years. And so we hung out rather unmolested sipping our brews and thanking the hash gods that the hurricane stayed south of us allowing us to enjoy a rain free day for a change. Our RA for the day, Wishboneher, opened up circle, and Nip Fuck led us through the chalk talk. We were told to look for flour and chalk marks, and to expect a Beer Stop and a Shot Stop. A nice nifty chalk true trail arrow was marked. And as usual we went off direction for a little while. On! On! We found one or two marks going down the hill on New Linden Hill Rd and then no others. Yours truly got the impression this was a false trail, and that there was a check mark we missed, and that turned out to be the case, though a few decided to run a little farther down so they could run a little farther back up to catch up. We saw Nip Fuck just standing there across the street and that pretty much confirmed it. On! On! After running to the purple chalk check mark we missed, true trail was discovered going out to Polly Drummond Hill road. And so the FRB’s got to jog for a minute while the walkers moseyed on behind until we took a left into the neighborhood and went past what had been a pretty happening block party an hour earlier. A few checks and false trails were found up and down a few hills until we got to the bottom of one where we found Jewels of Duh-nile and the Beer Near mark next to the woods. We dragged the cooler into the woods and most of us proceeded to enjoy a cold one, while Tits of Steel took care of her business in the creek. After everybody caught up and had a few sips we continued on. On! On! Trail went across the creek and up a big steep hill and into the Fox Wood apartment complex, where the FRB’s got stumped a few times with the checks and falses. Through a moderate amount of shiggy we went through and down a hill or two, and across a Be Very Careful Mark. We soon found ourselves back out on New Linden Hill Road. Down the road we went for a bit, until we found a shot near mark with an arrow that pointed through a stinging meadow and into the trees where we found Jewels of Duh-Nile again with a cooler full of tasty jello shots. These we enjoyed, while Pube tried to climb a tree. He we were also joined by the auto hashing F-6 and Closing Time and their kiddo. On! On! Trail went up some stairs, the very same stairs that Cousin It found a half consumed bag of chips which he then consumed a few years before. Back into the hood we went. Then around the corner and back into Polly Drummond Shopping Center and point A we found ourselves, with Spit Bucket finishing first and a distracted Skidmarks arriving last. After a while the down-down beers were poured and our RA Wishboneher opened the circle with a little bit of help asked for from Woody, and a lot of help not asked for by Skidmarks. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-Downs were done. The hares drank many times, as some hasher who had something in common with them that day was accused of something every other time. Spit Bucket and Skidmarks drank for being first and last. Beullah Ballbreaker drank for interruptus. Do Me on the Beach drank for it being near her wedding anniversary, along with the three people present who were also present at the ceremony. Tits of Steel and everyone else who ever crapped on trail drank for that. A social was done in honor of the dearly departed Himilaya’s birthday. And many other people drank for many other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace. After circle we adjourned to Famous Tim’s where we enjoyed several varieties of Pats Pizza along with some tasty veggie thing and chips and salsa, to go along with some fine tasting brews. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1261, the Octoberfest Hash?, this cumming Saturday.. On! On! MFP | |