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| Hash Number: | 1241 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1241 |
| When: | May 9, 2018 |
| Where: | 39.768010, -75.673619 |
| Hares: | Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Woody Woodpecker | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1241 When: Saturday, May 9, 2018 at 6:30pm HST Where: Chalk Talk and Circle: 39.768010, -75.673619 (plug this into Google maps) Who Hare: Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie and Woody Woodpecker What Else: There Will Be Water and there Will Be Shiggy -- wet feet on trail is definite, wet knees are likely, wet naughty bits might occur – suggest a dry sack. Easiest trail at times will be in the water. This trail will take time, so we will set off at 18:30. Bring a flashlight/headlamp if you plan to dally. Be sure to arrive early enough for pre-lube and chalk talk. Bring a change of shoes for Apres! Friendlies: No friendlies. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From the north, take I-95 South and Exit 5B (Rt. 141 North/Newport). Take Exit 5 (Rt. 62 Newport Gap Pike). Stay in the left lane and take Rt. 62 West (Newport Gap Pike). Cross over Rt. 141 and turn right onto Rt. 62 West. This is Newport Gap Pike and becomes Rt. 41 North at Kirkwood Hwy (Rt. 2). Turn left on Graves Road. Turn right on Wyndom Circle. Take the 2nd right and park anywhere on the street. From the south, take I-95North and Exit 5B (Rt. 141 North/Newport). See d’erections above for the remainder of your journey. When you have parked, look for the walking path between 10 and 12 Wyndom Circle (to the left of the two garbage cans in this picture). Walk the path, turn left, walk to the exercise structure. Hash. | Hashers |
| American Halfass Asshopper Butt Lite Cousin It Dancing Fool Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Groper Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Jewel of Duh-Nile Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Perfect Woman Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer Purple Haze Shit Out of Luck Shuttlecock Skidmarks Slutmaster Smells Like Hash Spirit Tinsel Tits Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1241 So, So the slobbering pack gathered up at the playground behind Wyndom Circle, which could be found with complicated coordinates or by reading the directions carefully in surprisingly Hockessin Delaware, on the fine late spring early evening of May the 9th, 2018 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Asshopper, Dead End, PubeHeAteHer, Slutmaster, NecroFeelMeUp, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Jewels of Duh-Nile, Shit Out of Luck, American Half Ass, Mary Fucking Poppins, Skidmarks, Groper, Butt-Lite, Magic Carpet Ride, Do Me on the Beach, Just Brian, Just George, Dirty Wet Pussy, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Cousin It, Smells Like Hash Spirit, Perfect Woman, Wishboneher, Dancing Fool, and many, many others. Our hares of the day were Orgy Porgy Put N’ Pie with help from Woody Wood Pecker so he could have someone else to blame for this mess. As the hares had warned us this little stroll would be a bit long, they insisted we leave on time, or in this case, a few minutes early, just as half the pack was strolling in. Orgy set down the marks for the chalk talk, while our newly christened RA Woody explained the marks. There would be a shot near and a beer near, along with a check back or two, and a great deal of shiggy and water. Soon enough, those who got there early enough were off. On! On! Trail went out of the park, across the road, and into the neighborhood for awhile. The first of many Check Back 6’s were discovered and cursed by the FRB’s, particularly Just Brian who cursed often during this trail. On! On! Trail went back into a cul-de-sac and disappeared. Our hare Woody soon enough appeared and motioned us to go another way, which happened to be another hill. Trail went into somebody’s big long driveway then cut across part of a new neighborhood being built. The FRB’s found a check then went the wrong way for a bit. American Half Ass then marked this as true trail with a piece of chalk, which was scribbled over later by Woody. On! On! We found marks going into some shiggy and ran around the back of an old farm for a while before coming to another check back 6, and then it was indicated that true trail required some more light trespassing. We took a left down a hill through some tick infested grass then went up, cut past another half of a fence line and came out to a softball field where the Shot Near was soon discovered. There we found a half consumed bottle of bacardi, and a thermos containing some tasty frozen pina colada mix which we enjoyed for a few minutes. But our hare insisted that we take not too much time there so off again we went. On! On! We went down a hill and through some shiggy which offered us many potential hash crashes. We went back out onto the road for a moment and cut through the yard of a house being built and got yelled at by an angry future neighbor on behalf of the future owner of that future private property. On! On! We went across the first of many water crossings. And so we followed a creek for a long, long while. Following the marks across and back across it we did many times. We encountered a slightly better property owner and were greeted by his dog. Trail went up a great big hill, and there the mighty Slutmaster attempted to climb it with his cane, with Woody standing by to assist him, though I didn’t stick around to see how well that worked out. On! On! Trail went out to a neighborhood, and crossed with some of the old marks left over from Magic Carpet Rides trail from the month before. Confused we did get for a bit, but we found new marks going around and around the neighborhood, until it crossed through somebody else's back yard, and somebody, else's and somebody else's, until we came upon a gravel road with the Beer Near mark, and about half a mile down that road we came upon Orgy Porgy with our beer. Those of us who made it that far enjoyed our brews for just a few minutes as the sun was rapidly going down. And our hare explained that half the pack diverted from trail earlier at one of the property crossing and came upon him earlier than they should have. Soon enough we were off again. On! On! We took a right at the road, and then a left down another private driveway and followed trail through shiggy and waist deep in a creek for a while. After we came back onto land, first Pickle Dick then DWP had a hash crash after walking across a loosely attached man hole cover. Up a hill, though some more shiggy we went. Until came out into a clearing, where we found Woody there again. And by this time the sun was completely down. Having no idea where most of us were the group I was with indicated this to Woody, and so he went on a futile quest to find people that kept him missing until the circle ceremony afterwards was almost completed. On! On! We stayed on the pavement went up a hill down a driveway and made it back to point A by cutting through somebody else's property. As our hare Orgy Porgy wished not to broadcast his address he gave us a hint that most of us had inadvertently parked in front of it anyhow, and so we met up back at his pad for the circle, after most of us spent a few minutes washing off. Unsurprisingly one or two folks decided just to go home, as it was past their bed time. And those of us who made it back, which was almost everybody, including the late cumming Skidmarks, almost everybody, except Woody who was still out looking for people, commenced circle on Orgy Porgy’s back patio. Our summer RA Wishboneher opened circle. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-Downs were done. As both hares were not present yet, she decided to save their down-downs for later, and so started with accusations. Buttlite drank for smacking into Gropers car while she was parking earlier at the beginning of trail. So did Groper for having her ass in the way. Pickle and DWP drank for hash crash. Just Brian drank for something, maybe bitching too much. Our first in and last in drank, though it was difficult to determine that on this occasion. Our Interruptus drank. Many other people drank for many other reasons until finally our other hare Woody arrived. And so he and Orgy Porgy enjoyed many down downs to this clever song picked up by Wishboneher. And then the hash went in peace. After circle we enjoyed a fine meal put together by Orgy Porgy which included quiche, bow tie pasta with pesto sauce, red beans and rice, some chile flavored pork, chips and salsa to go along with our beer, which this time included some fine IPA that our hare happened to have on tap. And a fine time was had after this most shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1242 this cumming Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |