I am too lazy to update the web side but back end is up to date.
| Hash Details | |
|---|---|
| Hash Number: | 1244 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1244 |
| When: | May 30, 2018 |
| Where: | Alley behind Gallucios, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Lost Penis Tits of Steel Wishboneher | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1244 When: Wednesday, May 30, 2018 at 6:30pm HST Where: Alley behind Gallucios http://gallucios-de.com/. Who Hare: Wishboneher, Lost Penis, and Tits of Steel What Else: Three bimbos are gonna show you a good time ... or at least an alright time. Promising many things -- 72 virgins, porn stars, and we will hopefully keep you away from the biting spiders. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best. Bring your appetite. Get your drink on!!!! Friendlies: Dogs ok for trail, but not for the Apres. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From the north on I-95, you can exit at Rt. 202 North and find your way to the Augustine Cut-off, cross the river, and take a right onto Lovering Ave. From the south on I-95, exit at Rt. 52 North and take right onto Van Buren St, and go 3 blocks and take a left onto Lovering. Go about 1/2 mile and look to your right, just past Gallucios, behind Ricciardi Bros. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Big Mother Fucker Bunion Butt Chasez Boyz Cousin It Dancing Fool Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Jewel of Duh-Nile Jug Stain Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Other Peoples Pussy Perfect Woman PubeHeAteHer Shuttlecock Skidmarks The International House of Virgins Thudmuffin Tits of Steel Toxic Shock Up the Rear Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1244 – a Bimbo Hash So, the slobbering pack met up in the frequently visited alley between Wishboneher’s house and Gallucio’s in ‘a place to be somebody’ Wilmington, DE on an overcast, muggy, mid 70-ish degree evening of Wednesday, May 30, 2018 AD. Hashers I remember encountering at some point or other included: Up the Rear, Shuttlecock, Skidmarks, PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Cousin It, Do Me On the Beach, Orgy Porgy Put-In-Pie, Mount Me, Asshopper, Devil Woman, Jewel of Duh-Nile, Woody, Perfect Woman, Dirty Wet Pussy, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Thudmuffin, Toxic Shock, International House of Virgins, Just Oceanna, Big Motherfucker, Chasez Boyz, Magic Carpet Ride, Jug Stain, Other People’s Pussy, Dancing Fool and . . .? Our hares for today were the bimbo trio of Tits of Steel, Lost Penis and Wishboneher who had invited some of the wankers over early to her house for cocktails, but had inadvertently (or not) locked her front door, so knowing our place, we retreated to the alley where the hash beer was freely (for $7) flowing. Spit Bucket graced us with his presence briefly as the crowd of misfits began to swell. The bimbos then proceeded to lay marks ... many marks down for chalk talk which included, but were not limited to: checks, check-backs, tit-checks, spewing dick check, witchy-ways, various arrows, on the foot, Jolly-J, jello shot check, song check, you’ve been fucked, smiley face, maybe a crime scene outline, hopscotch and I don’t know what the fuck. We all pondered this artistic clusterfuck with varying degrees of attention until a few wankers’ heads (who said head?) exploded and the rest walked away mumbling in gibberish until the walkers were given the a-ok to venture out while the rest of the wanks were given some more time to study the marks and cram for the test. And so at approximately 4:69 later ... On-On! We quickly picked-up marks heading over the bridge on Augustine Cut-Off where Orgy-Porgy found the Jolly-J and headed back in the opposite direction. Little did we know that he would be following trail until PubeHeAteHer and his trusty sidekick, Shuttlecock, found a check-back-to-start mark near Baynard Stadium. And so, we all retraced our steps until we arrived at the alley from whence we had cum where a jello-shot stop had been laid for our sucking pleasure. And so, we deep-throated many varieties of fruity, spiked goodness until we were assured that no, this was not the ‘on-in’ and we should continue our quest for boobs, spewing dicks, musical numbers and beer. On-On! And so, we picked up marks head-ing up a block and down Shallcross Ave, past the Art Museum, banging a left at a statue of some historical significance and past Rockford Park where we encountered some checks, witchy-ways, flour blobs, multi-colored chalk lines mixed in with the usual bird shit, trash and confused locals wondering what we were looking for or if we were just running from the cops. We ran into the You’ve Been Fucked mark which had a crossed-out arrow next to it, so not knowing what exactly to do, we ran back to the last check (several blocks back) and got lost for a while until Tits of Steel came to the rescue and pointed us raving morons in the right direction. On-On! Once righted, we ended up somewhere in the vicinity of Pennsylvania Ave and Union St where the Beer Near was thankfully spotted in a parking lot next to the railroad tracks. So, we enjoyed our much-earned beverages while taking some photo-ops next to the graffiti-clad truck until an apparent business owner pulled into the lot, gave us the evil-eye, and caused us the skidattle. The bimbos drove off with some auto-hashers while we tried to guess where trail went until Jug Stain was informed she was standing on a true-trail arrow. On-On! Onward we charged into the Little Italy section of this fair city where we picked-up marks around St. Anthony’s church and a few locals cheered us on. We sang some hashy lyrics and the song stop while those cumming later simply chanted “them, them, fuck them!” And as night set in, the tiny yellow chalk marks got fainter and fainter, but we managed to make our way back to Trolley Square where there in the parking lot of the horticultural center was the on-the-foot stop, which consisted of two jugs of lemonade vodka and a bottle of some pink shit. So whilst some fuck-heads tapped their own feet whilst others attempted to tap ass, we drained the jugs whilst many others tapped-out and headed back to the On-In, which was just a short jaunt down the railroad tracks, through a patch of actual shiggy and across the road back to point A-ish. And so, we congregated in the parking lot behind Wishboneher’s house until it was decided that circle should commence, despite a third of the pack being unaccounted-for. RA Woody, embracing his new role with vigor, managed to herd us into some semblance of an oval and got most of us to shut-the-fuck-up enough to start the shit show. As far as ending it ... that was another story ... and another. Mount Me was impatient enough to become first in while last in changed a few times as people strolled in, but Big Motherfucker and Just Oceanna seemed to own the honor in the end. Visitors Jug Stain, OPP, and Thudmuffin drank for cumming from far away lands, such as Philly and Jersey. Cunty and Just Paul, who had seen us earlier on trail decided to grace us with their presence in time to drink with Dirty and a few others for auto-hashing. The hares were made to drink and twerk many times for their shitty trail and shitty marks and all the orifficers were made to drink just cuz. Shuttlecock was made to drink for mistaking Dancing Fool for a homeless vagrant. Skidmarks and Lost Penis were recognized for celebrating the 1-year annalversary of their surprise wedding hash with Chasez Boyz who had officially officiated the ceremony, and we all reminisced about the demented pigeons he released to the stray cats, raccoons, and other Wilmington vermin on that special day. And after all the dry lips were wetted, Woody bestowed the benediction honors to Perfect Woman who delivered that long-anticipated line, “May the hash go in peace.” Following trail, we headed nextdoor to the Rockford Tavern where the hares treated us to a lovely spread of chili, sausage and veggies, pasta salad, chicken tacos, veggies and assorted goodies whilst we had our fill of more beer more beer more been and enjoyed each other’s company long into the night. And all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1245 this Wednesday.. On-On! NecroPheelMeUp | |