Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Number:562
What:Hockessin Hash #562 - FREE HASH!!
When:June 15, 2005
Where:Acme Trolley Square, Wilmington, DE
Hares:Bunion Butt
Pedalphile
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What: Hockessin Hash #562, FREE HASH!!
Where: The Acme, across from Kelly's Logan House in Trolley Square, Wilmington
When: Wednesday, June 15, 2004 at 6:30pm
Who: Pedalphile and Bunion Butt
Why: Its free to all, because the apres will be at the St. Anthony's Italian Festival, located a few blocks away. Bring some $ for the festival. The hares will designate a place to meet inside the festival.
D'erections: From 95 (N or S): Take the exit for 52 North (Pennsylvania Ave.)-Exit 7, merge onto Delaware Avenue. Travel along Delaware Ave. until you come to the intersection with Kelly's Logan House on your right, Catherine Rooneys on your left and Acme on your left. Park in the Acme parking lot and hash.
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Hash Trash Hockessin HHH Run 562 15 June 2005 The Free Hash at Trolley square

Aaarrrgh! The ancient retired trashman is back! After about seven years of writing drivel and being up to my ass in pages of Hash Trash, I've decided to give new scribe, Cribsnatcher, a respite, and crank out another page of outhouse journalism that would embarrass the National Enquirer. Responding nobly to a Hareless emergency, Bunion Butt and Pedalphile stepped up to magnificently mismanage a Hash they declared to be a freebie. Roughly, 30 hounds of the H4 made their way to the Acme parking lot across the street from Trolley Square on Underwear Ave. in Thrillmington. After an extended period of desultory beer-swilling and belching, we were ON ONing along sinister residential streets until we plodded on past the Zoo and down to the trails along the Brandywine River on the eastern end of Rockford Park. We did encounter some nice shiggy when we left the Railroad tracks and moved back to the assfault until we reached someone's home for Ye Olde Beer Stoppe— where we dawdled for an excessive amount of time. The hares were guilty of two major blunders: 1. They laid a trail that was a scenic delight, and 2. The dumbass trail was so well marked that nobody got lost. Those perversions are disturbingly abnormal for the H4. So, after about an hour on trail we gathered in the parking area where the Rt. Rev. Crusty Calves conducted the religious ceremony. The Down-down machinery ripped into the hares several times before we slammed a couple of visitors and three virgins. The featured event was for the re-baptizing of Principal Fuck Up who, because he was promoted to Superintendent of the Pottsgrove (NJ) school district, now has the Hash name of Super Fuck Up. It can't possibly get much better than that. Then, by general assent, many of our hounds continued to party across the street at Kelly's Logan House saloonery. Like, if the beer is free, what is there to bitch about?
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