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| Hash Number: | 547 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #547 |
| When: | March 5, 2005 |
| Where: | Conrad Middle School, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | On the Rag Tinsel Tits | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #547 When: Saturday March 5, 2005 at 3:00pm Where: Conrad Middle School, 201 Jackson Ave., Wilmington, DE 19804 Who: Tinsel Tits & OTR (remember who this is or what it stands for?) D'erections: From I-95. Take Rt. 141 North. Take the Rt. 4 east exit toward Wilmington. After about a half mile a park will be on your right, turn left onto Troy Ave and take a right onto Jackson Ave. If you miss Troy Ave, simply go to the next light and turn left onto Boxwood Ave. Turn left onto Jackson before the school. Go to back of school and park. | Hashers |
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| missing part 1: the Banning Park mud pits, he got a sneaked sucked right off his foot and, as he sat down to get re-sneakered (see photo). Tinsel Tits taunted him with a threat of a down-down for his remarkable Dumb Ass Slug performance. Slutmaster and Senior Sex Toy were nowhere to be seen. This prompted a call to 911. Mystery solved! It turned out they were the pair that Delaware State cops had apprehended for exhibiting naughty behavior in Banning Park. Banned from Banning— oh what grim irony! The other hounds, Just Fuckin Take It , Mary Fuckin Poppins, and On the Rag got into a mud and ice-ball fight with neighborhood basketball thugs, but they escaped into the shiggy to survive. Finally, we all got back to the cars and circled-up so Cums Early could perform the RA's religious rites replete with appropriate and inappropriate down-downs for real and imaginary violations. Using pirated knock-off copies of the Bethany Beach Church Camp Hymnal, we wheezed and hacked out a stirring rendition of Amazing DisGrace Amazing DisGrace, I hate your face, You ain't got no class. I'll stomp your toes and punch your nose, And then I'll kick your ass. From there it was a short drive to the Hi Ho Saloon on Newport Pike for the Apres. The Hi Ho proprietors gave us a jolly welcum and served up the pitchers of beer to wash down the excellent spread chips 'n dips, lasagna, clam chowder, Crib style pork roast, and salads. The Hi Ho Saloonery will never be the same—if they recover. St. Patty's Day Hash this Weekend | |
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| missing part 1 of hash trash | |
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