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Hash Number:523
What:Hockessin Hash #523 - a joint Philly/Hockessin 9/11 Memorial Hash and Himalaya Birthday Hash
When:Sept. 11, 2004
Where:ACME Parking Lot, Media, PA
Hares:Himalaya
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What: Hockessin Hash # 523, a joint Philly/Hockessin 9/11 Memorial Hash and Himalaya Birthday Hash
When: Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 3 pm
Where: Media, PA
Who: Himalaya, Target, and a cast of thousands
Why: Himalaya's 25th (X3) Birthday Hash: The H4's idiot scribe, media whore, geriatric disaster, and everlasting embarrassment to his friends and family, with a bunch of other clueless hares, will welcum the H4 and Philly Hash. This fiasco will be a veritable
Hollywood production, featuring a cast of thousands and staged by the bombastic film immortal, Fossil B. deMille. Look for Charlton Heston to be the beermeister with his Roman chariot.
D'Erections: Take I-95 North and exit onto Rte. 495 (The Blue Route). Get off at the Media-Swarthmore exit (Exit #3) and go LEFT on Baltimore Pike (Rte. 1) for about a mile and look for the big Acme perking lot on the Right. Park way back near the trolley tracks. Attached is a map that might help.
Special Instructions: Bathing suits and towels are suggested for anybody who likes to swim. If we still have summery weather, fine. Otherwise it will be a good training dip for next winter's Polar Bear Plunge.
Thanks to Target of the Philly Hash, this is going to be a joint Philly/Hockessin 9/11 Memorial Hash and Himalaya Birthday Hash.
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HASH TRASH JoiNt HocKeSSiN-Phily HHH RUN #523 9/11/04 The Patriotic Birthday Hash
Picture perfect weather for our Fall opening Saturday afternoon Hash series found a huge turnout of about 60 hounds from the combined Hash brothels of Hockessin and Philly. With a late start, due to many hounds attending the memorial services for former PH3 GM, Otey Morse, we finally circled-up at the Acme in Media, PA, and introduced several cherries to the arcane mystery marks of the Hash trail before starting out into the wilds of Wallingford. We had a cast of thousands (well, maybe 8 or 10 anyway) who had the responsibility (Hah!) for the mismanagement of the red, white, and blue birthday fiasco. Scorn and derision should be heaped upon the heads of the trail layers, Principal Fuck Up, Himalaya, main PH3 hare, Target, and a whole passel* of hounds who prepared all kinds of great food for the Apres. *(A "passel" is formally defined as a group of nine zealous sex fanatics, and sleaze balls) The noble contributors, in addition to the trail makers, were Stun Gun, Crusty Calves, Cribsnatcher, Cheeks, Plunge 'n Puke, Tinsel Tits, and maybe more. Kudos and down-downs to Cums Early for beer meistering and to Dancing Fool for mishandling the beer stop and almost getting arrested...again. The trail led us on to the highways and loways (mostly) of the Media area. Not much serious shiggy, no water crossings, but a lengthy jaunt through wooded areas and selected bits of private property where we could do the trespassing we love to do so well. A welcum beer stop was stuck in there at the halfway point so that after about an hour on trail we slithered back into the Acme parking lot. Then the hungry mob moved over to the birthday boy's house for the Apres. After circling-up for the appropriate down-down debacle for the hares, virgins, etc.,and the awarding of a brass bench plaque to Himalaya for his 75th birthday, we settled in to drink, swim, eat, and make merry on the deck by the pool. We had lots of chips 'n dips, meatball subs, sausage with peppers and onions, veggie lasagnas, a great variety of salads, and a couple of delicious birthday cakes. Himalaya extends effusive thanks to the many H4 and PH3 hounds who made this combined 9/11 memorial and birthday Hash into a wonderful event. See more photos from me and Pedalphile via Hornblowers e-mail.
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