Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Details
Hash Number:1288
What:Hockessin Hash #1288
When:March 30, 2019
Where:Shopping Center - name unknown. Intersection of Faulkland Rd. (DE Route 34) and Center Rd. (DE Route 141)
Hares:Circle Jerk
Do Me On the Beach
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What: Hockessin Hash #1288
When: Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 3pm HST
Where: Shopping Center - name unknown. Intersection of Faulkland Rd. (DE Route 34) and Center Rd. (DE Route 141). (It’s across the street from Ferris School for Wayward Youth, catty-corner (sp ?) from DuPont Chestnut Run facility).
Who Hare: Do Me On the Beach & Circle Jerk
What Else: It’s supposed to be warm. Wet feet likely.
Friendlies: Doggies? Yes, could use a leash for some parts. Apres will be at a bar, no dogs there. Kiddies? I’d advise against it.
Hash Cash: $7
D'erections: From I-95, take exit for DE 141 towards Newport.. Go about 5 miles the Shopping Center will be on your left. Look for Dunkin’ Donuts and Dollar Tree. Exxon on corner. Park over by DD.
Hockessin Hash Receding Hareline: See our website -- hockessinhash.org --- to remind yourself of the list of upcumming hares.
Hashers
Asshopper
Biatch
Bumpy Beaver
Bunion Butt
Circle Jerk
Cousin It
Dancing Fool
Devil Woman
Do Me On the Beach
Groper
Magic Carpet Ride
RaidR
Slutmaster
Spunk Monkey
The International House of Virgins
The Wetter the Better
Tits of Steel
Toxic Shock
Weird Al Spanks the Bitch
Wet Lay
Woody Woodpecker
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So, the slobbering pack gathered up at an unnamed shopping center located at the intersection of Faulkland and Center Roads on the fine very spring-like day of March the 30th, 2019 AD.
Hashers I remember being present at some point: Woody, Slutmaster, RaidR, Biotch, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, International House Of Virgins, Tits of Steel, Bumpy Beaver, Weird Al Spank the Bitch, Groper, Magic Carpet Ride, Dancing Fool, Toxic Shock, Cousin It, Spunk Monkey, Just Tom, Devil Woman, and maybe a few others.
Our hares of the day were the duo of Circle Jerk and Do Me On the Beach.  Even with the threat of likely wet feet, many hashers showed up anyway, because the temperature rose above 65 degrees for the first time since the beginning of Spring last week.
And so we hung out for a while, sipping on some brews waiting for the hares to show up, and watching the natives doing their shopping for liquor and cigarettes.  Eventually the somewhat tame crowd all came together for the chalk talk.  Our hares explained to us to look out for chalk of various colors, and flour.  There were to be two Turkey/Eagle splits, and one beer stop.  We were also warned that the Eagle trail was close to 5 ½ miles, and that we better be off because we were losing daylight.  So the slobbering pack followed the direction the 3 arrows (made in two colors of chalk, plus flour) were pointing in and we were off.
On! On!
The pack was missing most of their Eagles, so the walking pack meandered along Faulkland Road looking for marks.  Woody bravely ventured onto the grounds of the Ferris School (for boys) looking for marks in the woods, but, alas found none.  But finally our intrepid hare caught up to the meanderers and pointed us in the right d’erection.
On! On!
We crossed a bridge and went into the woods, winding around this tree and that, trying to not have our shoes sucked off by mud, and jumping across (or walking through) several little creek-lets that we came across.
On! On!
We continued winding around this tree and that, trying to not have our shoes sucked off by mud, and jumping across (or walking through) several little creek-lets that we came across.  And we also crawled over several downed trees, and some of us used downed trees to cross the little creek-lets.
On! On!
Eventually we came out to a parking lot, hoping that this was a signal that a BN was close.  But, disappointment came in, as, alas, no BN marks were seen … yet.
On! On!
We continued through the parking lot to a road, where a Turkey/Eagle split was marked.  Most of the pack took the Turkey – mainly because they were following other hashers and not really looking for marks.  For the Turkeys, the marks led to another parking lot where – finally! – we found our Beer Near!
After waiting a loooong time to see if the three intrepid Eagles would show up, the pack decided to f*ck them and keep on going.  The pack meandered back to trail.  The beer transport, a brand spankin’ new truck owned by Spunk Monkey, remained behind to see if the Eagles showed up, while the hare went looking for them – again.
Trail took us through a neighborhood where several hashers spied a BAKE SALE!  Those with money bought different cookies and brownies.  In the meantime, Slutmaster kept going, and ended up being the FRB!
Eventually the rest of the lazy Turkey pack made it to the ON IN, and the waiting began for the Eagles to make it in.
Several minutes later, IHOV and Tits of Steel were spotted.  And several minutes later again, Woody, our DFL was finally spotted.
Circle was to happen at the abode of Circle Jerk and Do Me, so the pack lazily made their way there.
After hanging out for a few minutes, down-downs were poured and our RA for the day, Woody, opened circle. Slutmaster enjoyed his FRB down-down.  Woody may or may not have enjoyed his DFL down-down.  Other awards and penalties were done.  Then Woody declared that the hash go in peace.
After circle we adjourned upstairs to the nicely decked out deck where we enjoyed several different kinds of pizza, beer, and a surprise dessert of ice cream sundaes!  We then watched a video of Up Piss Creek who was on FOX News for his bike building business.
All in All it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1289 this cumming Saturday.
On! On!Devil Woman