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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 511 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #511 - School's Out Hash |
| When: | June 23, 2004 |
| Where: | Paper Mill Park, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | -Mystery Hare- Stumpy the Sex Dwarf | Message |
| What: School's Out Hash When: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 6:30pm Where: Polly Drummond Fields (The new NCC soccer fields & asphalt hiking trail at the intersection of "Polly Drummond Hill Ebenezer Church Corner Ketch Road" and Paper Mill Road) Who: Stumpy the Sex Dwarf and other pedagogical types D'erections: From I-95: Exit to Rt 7 North and follow about 3 miles through all lights, intersections, and even goofy turns, past Rt 2 (Kirkwood Hwy), and past Goldey-Beacom College (on right). Turn left at the traffic light onto Rt 72 (Paper Mill Road). Go 1.5 miles to 2nd traffic light at Whiteman's Garage. See the soccer fields kiddy-corner to your left? Turn left onto Ebenezer Church Road & make immediate right into parking lot & hash. From Newark: Take Cleveland Avenue or Rt 273 to Kirkwood Hwy (Rt 2) and follow about 2 miles ( I think 4th light) to left onto Polly Drummond Hill Road at major intersection. (Boneyard & church on left.) Follow up long hill past shopping center on right and 5 (five!) churches on left to bottom of hill. Left into soccer field parking lot before traffic light at Paper Mill Road. Hash. All mileage approximate. That is, 3 miles could actually be 1 or 6 miles. If you get lost, you should be in summer school. Map: http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?ed=PzJ5vup_0Tq83OABoGIeYgf703mdAjWGEgRr1nlrIWzJYH3Ozi67M3ec56Cj8O87fQ--&csz=newark%2C+de&country=us&new=1&name=&qty= | Hashers |
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| Hash Trash Hockessin HHH Run 511 23 June 2004 The Skool's Out Hash It was on a lovely Wednesday eve when 35 to 40 hounds of the H4 met at the Polly Drummond Fields out there in the vast wasteland of northern Delaware. Our hares, Stumpy the Sex Dwarf, along with two other pedagogical types, were hell-bent on celebrating the end of the skool year by staging a brutal Hash. We, the members of the sedate Hockesssin Party Animals kennel, were targeted for the revenge really meant for the students. Students...you know—the evil, fascist retards that clutter up our skools. Anyway, we were on trail for over an hour and a half and our trek through a jungle of mud, dense underbrush, and ravenous skeeters was at least relieved by two beer stops. The pack of hounds stayed pretty much together because it was slow going on a trail that was well marked with many splotches of Anthrax (disguised as flour). Before darkness set in, we got back to our cars and circled up for the religious ceremony, led by Hornblower. The hares and other violators were hit for multiple down-downs. We also had almost enough virgins on hand to fulfill the promised ration for the Palestinian suicide bombers when they arrive in Paradise. Then it was a short drive into the hinterlands for the Apres at the home of the Sex Dwarf where we had an excellent repast of barbequed doggies, salads, chips 'n dips, topped off with fine cakes and cookies. | |
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