I am too lazy to update the web side but back end is up to date.
| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 504 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #504 |
| When: | May 5, 2004 |
| Where: | Suburban Plaza, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Butthead Devil Woman | Message |
| What: Hash #504 When: Wednesday, May 5, 2004, at 6:30 PM, Where: Suburban Plaza, Newark, DE Who: Mystery Hare Why: Welcome the new mismanagement D'erections: From I-95, take the exit for Rt. 896 towards Newark. Go to Rt. 4, turn left. Go a few miles, then go straight at Elkton Road into Suburban Plaza. Park and Hash. Special Instructions from the new Hare Raiser: Be ready to volunteer to hare soon! | Hashers |
| Hash Trash | |
| Hockessin HHH Hash trash Run 504 Stinko de Mayo, 2004 First Hash of the New Regime On a perfectly beautiful evening about 30 skanky-looking hounds of the Al Hoquessin Jihad mat at the Suburban Center in Newark for the first Wednesday Hash of 2004. We were on our good behavior, however, since the Wanker of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, had accused hashers of responsibility for the obscene humiliation and torture of Iraqi prisoners . Well, fuck him (as we say in diplomatic circles). While out of control humiliation is normally applied to hares, virgins, and other sordid violators during our down-down shenanigans, we do not apply that crude behavior to dumb ass terrorists. Having had little time to function in her role as hare raiser (because of Baton Rouge debauchery), Devil Woman assumed the role of Hare and enlisted the aid of Butthead to lay the trail for the Hash. It was a glorious fuck-up, too. We had a much “too soon” beer stop followed by about an hour on trail until the final stretch devolved into a short-cutting, cheating fiasco like you wouldn’t believe. We had copious mud, high grasses, and water crossings which, luckily, never realized their potential for disaster. Finally, we ON IN’d at our cars before retreating to the wilds fields of Falluja for our religious ceremony in the extraordinarily reverential hands of our R.A. Delinkwent. With darkness and temperature falling, we tore into bags of guaranteed flatulence-producing Taco Belle burritos washed down with good beer. | |
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| trash504.pdf | |