Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Number:502
What:Hockessin Hash #502 - History of Carney's Point Hash!! and Bimbo Hash!!
When:April 17, 2004
Where:Carney's Point, NJ
Hares:-Mystery Hare-
Groper
Wishboneher
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Hockessin Hash #502 History of Carney's Point Hash!! and Bimbo Hash!!
Saturday, April 17th at 3pm.
Bimbos are: Groper, Wishboneher, and there could be a Mystery Bimbo!
Come to this hash in NJ to see great Scenic Views and Bruce Willis' Parents Home.
From Delaware take the Del. Mem. Bridge to New Jersey. Get off at the Exit for RT #130 North. Go 2 lights (you will have passed the Deepwater Diner and Sakima Golf Course on right) After the second light go approx .1 mile to YMCA on left and Park at the Y.
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Hash Trash Run #502 April 17, 2014
Carney's Pointless Hash
On a beautiful summer-like day, a smallish turnout of about 20 hounds of the H4 met at the YMCA parking lot in Carney's Pointless, NJ. With every intention of cruel and unusual punishment, a long trail had been laid by the hares, WishboneHer, Groper and the Mystery Hare (who didn't do anything except look like an Al-Qaeda suicide bomber hiding under a grotesque long, black wig). Like he was expecting to explode the beer cans strapped to his ass and, as a martyr, finds his 70 heavenly virgins at the hash. There was one wig - expert spectator along the trail who yelled, "What the hell do you have on your head?!"
Soon we ON ON'd over to the fields and around the assfault streets of the little burgs along the Delaware River. We had a few nice pauses at spots marked with an "SV" which stood for "Scenic View." We did indeed have some neat views as we took a few short jaunts on the beach. At a beer stop near the old Bruce Willis family homestead
Tinsels pooch, Matilda, a little golden Cocker with about as much brain as a hasher, plunged into the river going after ducks. Cribsnatcher then performed a heroic act by waiting into the cool water and rescuing el doggo before she got swept away in the strong current.
After almost an hour and a half on trail, we made it back to the Y to circle up for the religious ceremony led by the inept and defrocked RA, Cums Early. Then a motorcade to Penisville and an Apres at AJ's. We had a perfect day for the saloons outdoor deck and a fine spread of salads and cold cuts for DIY sandwiches.
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