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| Hash Number: | 1224 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1224 |
| When: | Jan. 13, 2018 |
| Where: | Pike Creek Christian School, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Magic Carpet Ride | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1224 When: Saturday, January 13, 2018 at 3:00pm HST Where: Pike Creek Christian Preschool for GPS (parking lot after the long driveway on Polly Drummond Road) Who Hare: Magic Carpet Ride Hash Cash: $7.00 Friendlies: Dogs on trail okay but not apres.. D'erections: From I-95, take exit at Rt 273 toward Newark. Proceed about a 5 miles turn right onto Red Mill Rd then immediate left to stay on Red Mill Rd. Go straight across Kirkwood Hwy (Rt 2) and road changes name to Polly Drummond Hill Rd. Proceed another mile or so, and driveway for the Pike Creek Christian School will be on the left. If you reach the shopping center with McGlynn's, you've gone to far, turn around. Park, bitch to the RA about how warm it was yesterday and it's their fault it's cold today, and hash. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Big Left Tit Bunion Butt Cousin It Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Groper Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer Skidmarks The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Up the Rear Wet Lay | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1224 So, the slobbering pack gathered up in the Pike Creek Christian Preschool parking lot on Polly Drummond Road near the entrance to Middle Run Park to freeze our balls off again on a mid twenty-ish degree afternoon of Saturday, January 13, 2018 AD. Hashers I remember encountering at some point or other included: Skidmarks, Lost Penis, PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Cousin It, Orgy-Porgy-Put-n-Pie, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Mary Fucking Poppins, Dirty Wet Pussy, Just Sheri 2, Groper, Do Me On the Beach, Mount Me, Up the Rear, Asshopper, The Wetter the Better, Dead End and . . .? Our hare for today was Magic Carpet Ride, who on her first solo haring had declared that this would be a “fiesta” hash since we could all use some warm thoughts on yet another bleak winter’s day. So whilst we sipped on the beers that had thawed-out a little from last week, Magic conducted chalk-talk at the trailhead (who said head?) of Middle Run Park explaining that we would be following a “rainbow” of colorful, neon marks. There were to be some Checks and Falses as well as a Beer Near in an “ancient ruins.” So while we were greatly entertained by Magic doing some flamboyant gestures and dance steps to describe trail, it was time to follow the true-trail arrow out of the wind and into the enchanted forest. On-On! We followed trail to the left over the frozen ground and did indeed pick up many bright, colorful marks in orange, yellow, blue and pink which created a most festive journey. MFP identified many of the Falses and Magic did a fine job of spreading the marks far enough apart to keep us wondering if we were still on trail. Then Pube came to a Jolly-J mark, which had somehow been forgotten by our hare in chalk-talk. Skidmarks assisted with locating the shooters behind a tree, however insisted that Pube have the joy of running back to the DFL. So, while Pube shared some rum shots with Groper, the rest of us continued down the Candyland trail. On-On! We wound our way through our brightly-lit path until we came upon the Beer Near in bright pink letters at the remnants of an old pump house. There inside the door was a mini-keg of Heineken waiting for us, so Skids figured out the complicated tap system as one-by-one the rest of the wanks rolled in. Here we were joined by the late-cumming Dirty Wet Pussy and Just Sheri 2, who had followed the sounds of our voices through the trees leading them off the beaten path, but directly to the beer. We were instructed by Magic to drain as much of the beer as possible so she wouldn’t have a heavy load to carry back, so after a few more Solo cups of Heineken-schmeineken, our fingers and toes reminded us of the below-freezing temps and we were soon on our way to get the blood circulating again. On-On! Trail brought us up near the new bike pump-track and we made our way around the muddy singletrack and back into the woods where Pube found yet another Jolly-J, which he ran back and shared with Wetter. The rest of us continued on, crossing the non-frozen creek carefully enough to not dip our feet in. Eventually MFP came upon a False with no Check nearby, so we figured trail probably went across the bridge we just blew by. Orgy-Porgy headed that way while Skids found an easier way across and Pube took a wrong turn and ran some extra, to the confusion of everyone else in the pack. On-On! At last, we came upon an “On” with an arrow, so figured we must be close. Skids was waiting there for us at the top of the last punch-in-the-balls hill, so we decided to grab some beers to warm us up while we waited for the rest of the pack to arrive. In doing so, we found out that Cousin It’s car alarm works quite well. So, once everyone had arrived, it was decided that we should get out of the cold and attempt circle at Famous Tim’s bar, since the Eagles playoff game had already begun and some of the fans in the bunch were getting a little anxious. And so, we descended upon Famous Tim’s where many other Philadelphia athletic supporters were gathered and enjoyed some tasty tacos and many more beers while simultaneously yelling at and cheering for the Eagles. At half-time, our RA declared that we must commence some version of circle, so we gathered around a table and began by serenading Magic Carpet Ride for not having enough colors on trail and for ‘oh yeah’ forgetting to mention the two Jolly-J stops. Skids and Wetter drank for FRB and DFL while Pickle Dick outed himself for hash-crashing. There were a few interuptuses, though some had left already and we pretty much drank a social for any additional violations, accusations, etc. So, after it was declared that the hash go in peace, we stayed a while and ‘peacefully’ cheered the Eagles to a nail-biting, down to the wire victory. And all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1225 this Saturday. On-On!NecroPheelMeUp | |