Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Number:289
What:Hockessin Hash #289
When:June 14, 2000
Where:None
Hares:Digital Dick
Flygirl
Make Me an Offer
Woody Woodpecker
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Hashers
Beeper
Buffy
Bumper Humper
Country Sausage
Cribsnatcher
Deadhead
Devil Woman
Digital Dick
Dung Ho
Flygirl
Fugitive
Gomez
Groper
Hornblower
Lick It Clean
Long Ranger
Make Me an Offer
Messiah
Mike Hunt
Pulls His Toy
Queer Balls
Roadkill
Slutmaster
Stumpy the Sex Dwarf
Woody Woodpecker
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Hockessin HHH - Hash Trash
For Wednesday June 7, 2000
HASH # 289
HARES: WOODY, FLYGIRL, DIGITAL DICK, MAKE ME AN OFFER, BILL JACOBSON.
CHERRIES: SEAN AND JOE
TRAILDOGS: RANGER ANDY, BEEPER, BUFFY, BUMPER HUMPER, COUNTRY SAUSAGE, QB, CRIB, DEADHEAD, DEVIL, FUGITIVE, HORNBLOWER, GROPER, GOMEZ, LICK IT CLEAN, MIKE HUNT, PULLS HIS TOY, MESSIAH, ROADKILL, SLUTMASTER, STUMPY, AND DUNG HO.
THE TRAIL: THE HASH STARTED WITH A RIDE IN THE "BIG WHITE WHALE" TO A SECRET LOCATION. THE RIDE WAS BUMPY AND POOR GROPER HAD TO SIT NEXT TO HORNBLOWER'S STINKY DOG. I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO PASS OUT!!!! ANYWAY WE ARRIVED AT THE MYSTERY STARTING PLACE. AS USUAL THE MID/BACK PACKERS STOOD AROUND TALKING WHILE THE OBSESSIVE/COMPULSIVE FRBs RAN THEIR ASSES OFF LOOKING FOR TRAIL. FINALLY SOMEONE YELLED ONON. WE MID/BACK PACKERS RELUCTANTLY BEGAN TO RUN. WE RAN THOUGH HILLS AND SEVERAL WATER CROSSINGS (FOUR TO BE EXACT). WE RAN ON RAILROAD TRACKS FOR WHAT SEEMED TO BE SEVERAL MILES. THE TRAIL WENT ON FOREVER. THEN WE REACHED THE BEER CHECK. I THOUGHT "OH MY GOD ISN'T THIS STUPID TRAIL OVER YET?" AGAIN WE BEGAN TO RUN.
AGAIN WE RAN THROUGH THE WOODS, THROUGH ANOTHER STREAM AND AGAIN ON RAILROAD TRACKS. FINALLY, FINALLY WE REACHED THE END. WE THEN ATE GREAT FOOD AND DRANK GREAT BEER. IT WAS AN EXCELLENT HASH.
HAPPY TRAILS,
LICK IT CLEAN
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