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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 284 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #284 |
| When: | May 10, 2000 |
| Where: | Pennsville, NJ |
| Hares: | Groper Roadkill | Message |
| Nothing here yet | Hashers |
| Bumper Humper Bunion Butt Circle Jerk Cribsnatcher Deadhead Devil Woman Digital Dick Do Me On the Beach Gomez Groper Himalaya Hornblower Hot Pants Pig Shit Pulls His Toy Roadkill Slutmaster Toxic Shock | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin HHH - Hash Trash For Wednesday May 10, 2000 Hockessin HHH Hash Trash Run #284 Thunder and Lightening hash Under a rapidly darkening sky and a temperature about 20 degrees cooler than in the morning, 18 brave and foolhardy hashers met at a wildlife refuge just north of Penisville, NJ. The hounds of the H4 represented wildlife that had never before been seen in that mosquito infested swampland. Minutes before our hares, Groper and Roadkill, unleashed us, all hell broke loose. The gods of thunder and lightening dumped on us without mercy until, shortly before 7 PM, a lull in the storm let us get on trail---except for Beeper who actually got "beeped" to report for duty. (We suspect he had a babe parked at a motel who offered a more inviting alternative to hashing in a storm.) Hornblower arrived late, so we tried to lose him in the swamp. No luck. The other hounds who were idiotic enough to hash in this shit were: Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Deadhead, Cribsnatcher, Himalaya, Bumper Humper, Devil Woman, Bunionbutt, Pulls His Toy, Slutmaster, Digital Dick, Gomez, Toxic Shock, Pigshit, and Hotpants. We started out along some godforsaken mud trail that took us into mosquito heaven and up through a fiery nettle patch for a long run around some stupid lake. Negotiating various and sundry checkbacks, falses, and washed-out flour spots, we finally made it to thebeer stop. It was raining the whole way and some lightening bolts scared the shit out of us. The trail was extremely slick because of constant rain and mud covering. The terrain was varied (surprising for south Jersey) with woods, fields, shiggy, and a few little hills. Soon, it was ON, ON and up the slope onto a long stretch of railroad tracks. After about a mile of that shit, it was off to a direction leading to the ON IN that took us back to the wildlife sanctuary. A break in the rain allowed us to circle-up for our religious ceremony spastically conducted by the religious advisor, the newde-Rector of the Hockessin Grossly Unorthodox Church. The hares were punished first and then we had a visitor, Andy (Who hashed previously with the Guam H3)---further classified as an H4 Cherry. Then we formed a convoy that took us to Roadkill and Groper's house for the Apres. After squishing out of our sopping wet togs and getting warm and dry, we enjoyed various munchies, beer, cold cut sandwiches, and fruit. It was a nice time to do the hasher schmooze or see the 76ers get their butts kicked on the TV. Don't forget to fork over your $20 for dues 2000. | |
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| from web archive | |
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| WebsiteArchiveTrashes200-300.txt | |