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|What:||Hockessin Hash #1117|
|When:||Jan. 9, 2016|
|Where:||Middle Run Valley Natural Area Possum Hollow Rd, Newark, DE|
Weird Al Spanks the Bitch
|What: Hockessin Hash #1117|
When: Saturday, January 9, 2016 at 3pm HST
Where: Middle Run Park, Newark, DE
Who Hare: Wierd Al and Bumpy Beaver
Friendlies: Trail, pooches probably ok. Apres, ???
D'erections: Follow directions to the Tri-State Bird Rescue. Before you get to the Bird Rescue, take a left into the New Castle County park/Middle Run Valley Natural Area ... but if you end up at the Bird Rescue, turn around and take the first right. Find wankers milling about, park and hash.
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
Handful of Cock
Hare Today Cum Tomorrow
I am 17 Cumming on 18
Itchy and Scratchy
Kum On Inn
Magic Carpet Ride
Mary Fucking Poppins
Seen Your Panties
The International House of Virgins
The Wetter the Better
Trail Order Bride
Weird Al Spanks the Bitch
|Trash for Hockessin Hash #1117|
So, the slobbering pack gathered up at the gravel lot of the middle run section of white clay creek state park on the sunny, not too chilly afternoon of January the 9th, 2016 AD.
Hashers I recall being present at some point: Bunions Bitch, Dirty Wet Pussy, Dead End, Magic Carpet Ride, Miss Piss, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Blow My Sweet Toots, Cousin It w/ Famous Jack, Pickle Dick, Tinsle Tits, Just Tyler, Just Dylan w/ some dog, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Itchy and Scratchy, PubeHeAteHer, NecroFeelMeUp, Devil Woman, Mary Fucking Poppins, Perfect Woman, ButtHead, Mount Me, Wishboneher, Woody, Seen Your Panties, Hand Full of Cock, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Do Me On the Beach, Cribsnatcher, Kum On Inn, Trail Order Bride, The International House of Virgins, and many, many others. As we so jostled around looking for parking spaces. For we had to share the lot with many mountain bikers.
Our hares of the day were Bumpy Beaver and the last Dodge Boy standing, Weird Al, which is that much more impressive if you are aware of the little accident they had last April.
Magic Carpet Ride hung out for a while trying to pawn off the remaining Flyers tickets for the following weeks event, before taking off. As did some chick with a broken leg who I don’t quite recall recognizing.
A few minutes past 3pm hash time, our one present at the time RA, Skidmarks circled the group up and we commenced the chalk talk before we were off.
On ! On!We went down one of the bike trails that we usually go down when Weird Al hares. Trail went up and down the hill before banging a left and then we ran into a check or two. With the checks for the most part giving us a choice between which way we could go up hill. The group managed to stay together for about .2 of a mile before the FRB’s pulled ahead.
On! On!Trail went up a hill in the direction of a highly frequented beer stop for the Hockessin Hash House Harriers, behind one of those churches on Polly Drummond Hill Road. And what do you know, The FRB’s found a beer near mark but no beer. For it took them less time to travel the .76 miles on foot to get there than it took Bumpy Beaver the 2 or 3 miles to get there by car. Eventually she did though, and with the beer and some lovely mixed shot she was serving up. Though much of the pack was hesitant to partake because a NCCO County Mounty was parked on the other side of the lot, though he/ she or it wasn’t that bothered by us and didn’t bother to investigate. Now 4-1/2 minutes is too long for Cribsnatcher to be at any beer stop no matter how safe it might be, so he ushered the group forward once again.
On! On!Trail kept going up a hill, then we came to a check, a check we have come to every time Weird Al hares his trail. But for once true trail went right, instead of left. And being confused as the the folks in the front were, this gave those in the back, in this case Wet Lay and Handfull, a chance to catch up for the very last time.
On! On!Trail continued down through the spirally paths created by the Delaware Trail Spinners, and a few folks almost crashed but didn’t. We took a right across a bridge traversing the great White Clay Creek, then came to a check, where Bunions Bitch managed to get himself lost on again and almost took NecroFeelMeUp with him.
True trail went to the right, and eventually crossed over part of the beginning of trail. But that clever Weird Al stayed behind to remark everything while we were off. Trail went back up to point A at the gravel parking area.
Hashers and their mutt straggled in one, by one, by three, with Wet Lay and Cribsnatcher being the last ones in that we didn’t forget about. Cousin It broke out his latest batch of home-brew, a tasty pumpkin flavored porter. And in the lot we were joined, by the late cumming got lost again Butthead by our other RA, the auto-hashing Wishboneher who eventually commenced circle.
Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Over half of the weeks interruptus were skipped because Wishboneher wouldn’t know who was interruptus anyway. Our visitor from the notorious H-5 hash, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, did his visitor down-down and attempted to lead us in his broken version of the El-Camino song. Blow My Sweet Toots did, probably not her first, and probably not her last, farewell down-down. Dead End drank for 2 or 3 things other than auto-hashing, And lots of other hashers drank for lots of other things that I no longer recall. Damn! That pumpkin porter homebrew was tasty.
After the circle was closed and the hash went in peace we adjourned to Rackers Pool Hall for the Apres’. And there we were joined by the auto hashing Tinsle Tits, Wetter the Better, and Perfect Woman decked out in his camo uniform.
We enjoyed some tasty Mac and Cheese, along with some fine Caesar salad, some beef barley like soup with mushrooms, courtesy of Bumpy who cums from the mushroom capital of the US, along with some coconut custard pie and some brownies to go along with our brews. As we watched the Houston Texans get there asses kicked again, amongst other things.
And while the sky saved the rain for the Blue Hen hash the next day... All in All it was another shitty trail.
Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1118, the Hockey Hash this Saturday.