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| Hash Number: | 266 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #266 |
| When: | Jan. 8, 2000 |
| Where: | Delaware Museum of Natural History, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Buffy Himalaya Up the Rear | Message |
| Hash #266 - The ROCKIN' THE NEW MILLENNIUM HASH - Hosted by Buffy Saturday, January 8, 2000, 3PM, Location TBA Q: With Tommy Capano and Columbine HS and all, I'm very concerned about safety. My girlfriends have told me stuff about hashing that make me a little nervous. Specifically, is hashing safe for my breasts? I just couldn't stand it if I woke up one morning all saggy and lopsided! -- Safety First A: Not to worry! Our hash is dedicated to keeping the tits of America safe. You can have one of the many doctors in the hash give you an occasional check (I'm a doctor myself). | Hashers |
| Anal-ist Banged Up Beeper Buffy Bumper Humper Bunion Butt Cribsnatcher Deadhead Digital Dick Do Me On the Beach Gomez Groper Hard On Himalaya Hornblower Hot Lips Hot Pants Make Me an Offer Material Girl Queer Balls Roadkill Rubber Swamp Bitch Toxic Shock Up the Rear | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin HHH - Hash Trash For Saturday January 8, 2000 Hash Trash Run # 266 Rockin' the New Millennium Hash Happy New Year to Everyhasher!! On a beautiful day for hashing, with the temperature in the upper 40's, about 30 hounds of the H4 collected at the Natural History Museum on Rt.52 in Greenville, DE. The attendees (with lame apologies if I miss you) were Beeper, Roadkill, Groper, Cribsnatcher, Bumper Humper, Do Me on the Beach, Bunyon Butt, Banged Up, Hard On, Hot Pants, Hot Lips, Gomez, Hornblower, Make an Offer, Material Girl, Queer Balls, Toxic Shock, Rubber, Swamp Bitch, Anal-ist, Deadhead, and Digital Dick. With dry bags stowed and fluttering hearts stabilized with a beer infusion, the hares, Buffy, Up the Rear, and Himalaya, got the show on the road at 3:15. The slobbering pack got on trail behind the museum and negotiating some shiggy-laced ups and downs (not to be confused with downs and downs) through the woods, finally got back to Rt.52 via the huge Methodist Retirement Village. They have vigilant security cops there. The hares learned that when they were laying trail with flour in plastic bottles. When challenged by the security types, the hares explained that the containers were really a cocaine delivery to the old geezer residents. With thanks and a standing ovation, we were sent on our way. Crossing Rt. 52, we cut a swath through the Wilmington Golf Club (trespassing is what we do best) on our way into the Winterthur Museum grounds. A beautiful tour of the Winterthur Gardens followed until the H4 hounds spilled out onto the intersection of Thompson's Bridge Rd. and Rt.100 where the beer stop awaited. Soon, the death march continued over hill 'n dale through the Brandywine State Park. Through open fields, woods and shiggy until the drag-ass crowd pulled into the parking area at Thompson's Bridge. Then it was up a steep hill into another beautiful wooded area for a 20 minute slog up and down until we came to the ON IN near Rt. 202. We launched the religious ceremony quickly before everyone became hypothermic as the sweaty bodies started cooling down.The hares and a couple of hashus interrupti were hit with down downs, as were a Philly H3 hasher and a visitor. It was great to see MIC Och Shoots Blanks, World Wide Web, and Target Practice. The Apres was held at John Harvard's Brew Pub, right there on Rt.202, amidst a monster Saturday night crowd. The pub provided us with a nice corner near the bar so we could pretty much hang together even though the packed pub made us feel like sardines in a can--- side by wrinkled side. We enjoyed the good microbrewerey shit, along with buffalo wings, nachos, and humus with pita bread. The general consensus suggested that we had cum off a kick ass Hash. | |
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