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| Hash Number: | 1203 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1203 - Day 3 of Around the Hash in 7 Days |
| When: | Aug. 23, 2017 |
| Where: | 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Asshopper The Wetter the Better Wishboneher | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1203, Day 3 of Around the Hash in 7 Days When: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, at 6:30pm HDT Where: 715 Art Lane, Newark DE, 19713 -- please be nice about your parking skills regarding other neighbors. Who Hare: Wishboner, Asshopper, The Wetter The Better Why: If you missed the actual eclipse, come help us make some beer disappear! What Else: Bring a headlamp and a chair to sit on for the apres. Dry bag is always good! Hash Cash: $7.00 Friendlies: Apres, outside, yes. D’erections: From I-95, take Exit 1 for Route 896 N/Newark. Stay right and at the 2nd light, take a right JUST AFTER W Chestnut Hill Rd. The AFTER is a jug-handle to go across, there is no left turn lane at the light. On W Chestnut Hill Rd take the 3rd Right and go to the end. Folks coming N on I-95 can get off an exit early and save the toll and make their way to Rt. 896 South and turn right on W Chestnut Hill. Lost? Call Wetter | Hashers |
| All You Can Eat American Halfass Asshopper Beulah Ball-Breaker Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Bunion's Bitch Butt Lite Cause for Blindness Chasez Boyz Cousin It Dancing Fool Dead End Devil Woman Dirty Little Pumper Dirty Wet Pussy Groper Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Jewel of Duh-Nile Johnson On the Spot Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Perfect Woman Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer Runner Girl Shit Out of Luck Skidmarks Slutmaster Spunk Monkey The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Tits of Steel Up Piss Creek Up the Rear Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1203 So the slobbering pack gathered up at the cul de sac of Art Lane, for the Total Eclipse of The Beer hash which also served as the Asshopper birthday hash and as part of the 7 days of hashing, in Newark, De on the fine late summer evening of August the Twenty-Turd, 2017 A.D. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Dead End, Slutmaster, Groper, Up Piss Creek, Just Sherri, Dirty Wet Pussy, Dirty Little Pumper, Cousin It, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Jewel of Denial, Just Chris, Woody, Mary Fucking Poppins, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Dancing Fool, Bunions Bitch, Spunk Monkey, Cause For Blindness, Runner Girl, Johnson On the Spot, Beullah Ball Breaker, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Tits of Steel, Devil Woman, Chasez Boyz, Perfect Woman, Butt Lite, Up the Rear, Weird Al, Bumpy Beaver, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, All You Can Eat, Mount Me, and many, many others. Our hares and hosts for the day were Ass Hopper and Wetter the Better, who designed a lovely t-shirt for the occasion, with help from our fantabulous summer RA, WIshboneher. And so we hung out for a while sipping some brews and enjoying some breeze, and watching Dancing Fool breaking out his edger to spruce up the lawn, which has become as much of a tradition at this thing as the glutenous beast belonging to the neighbor sulking over for free food. And many of us got a hold of one of the those wonderful limited edition t-shirts from Wetter. Soon enough one of our hares and our RA for the day, Wishboneher circled us up. It was explained to us by Asshopper that they had prelaid the trail the night before, but re-laid it an hour or so before as most of the marks had been washed away by that rain that has come down so often in this summer of 2017. We were told to expect a beer stop and a shot stop, as well as a few Jolly J’s. Some people claimed that they heard the 3 mark and your on rule at the checks would also be in effect, but this turned out not to be the case. Asshopper told us to be careful while trespassing through his neighbors yard, which gave us a clue as far as what direction this was to be in. Soon enough we were off. On! On! We ran through the yard and out onto the street ahead. We found true trail going to the left and then to the left further, then 9 marks later and into the woods we found a false, the first indication that the 3 mark rule was not in effect. We turn around and see Wishboneher sulking around the corner, and realize we need to go the other way. On! On! Trail goes through the Arbor Park neighborhood for a little while longer then comes out to South College Avenue, where apparently there was a Jolly J in front of the Mad Macs restaurant, that nobody found. Or that nobody admitted to finding. We found some marks in the town house development that led us out to the elementary school. On! On! We ran through the Robscott Manor neighborhood for a while, then found another check and another false after about 7 or so marks. Runner Girl found the second Jolly J somewhere around there, as we passed him going the other way. We ran down a street, through a drainage path, found another check here and there, and finally found the Beer Near where Wetter the Better was waiting for us at the local park. And so we enjoyed our brews in the sub-humid temperature for a while. And it was going to take more than awhile for the people in the back to catch up to us. On! On! We found true trail in the woods and went down a creek for a while. Asshopper, with carrying a duffle bag was with us for a minute then turned around and went back to take care of something. This would explain something a few minutes later. On! On! We soon enough came out of the creek and out of the woods and went around back one of those manufacturing facilities along the railroad tracks where we found the Shot Stop mark, but no shots. A few, well more than a few hashers got impatient and took off for the rest of the trail, while the rest of us waited a while for Asshopper to get there, figuring that duffle bag of his may contain the shots. And some did some cartwheels and Pilates to pass the time. Soon, but not soon enough, Asshopper arrived as I expected and quickly passed out some jello shots that were quickly consumed. On! On! We ran passed the factory and out onto South College Avenue, where we found trail going across there, and soon to West Chestnut Hill road and Art Lane, back to point A. The final Jolly J. stop was stashed right in front of the neighbors house, and was found by Spunk Monkey, because he turned back and stopped following trail rather early. One by two by three, the pack straggled back to our hosts driveway, with Cause For Blindness finishing last, no surprise there. After a little while our summer RA opened up the circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. The hares drank quite a few times. So did a few interruptus.v Mount Me had some barely intelligible accusation and so ended up drinking for that. Everything is kind of a blur to me at this point, but our visitors from the Reading Hash, Johnson on the Spot and Beulah Ball Breaker, I think led us in the visitors song. Many other people drank for many things, including the 6 or 7 who had made all 3 of the hashes so far for that week. Many other shenanigans which I no longer clearly remember also happened during that circle, like Wetter the Better having to point out which receptacles were for trash and which were for recycling. Tits of Steel attempted to make an announcement by showing that which is made of steel in order to get everybody's attention. Asshopper may or may not have drank for his birthday that day, but he certainly did at the hash on Friday night. After Circle we enjoyed a fine spread of several kinds of chili, and salad and chips. There was also quite a variety of tasty desserts. Including with this was a birthday cake for our absent founder Cribsnatcher, whose birthday it also was. And he probably told our hosts he was going to attend the hash that day and probably forgot. And maybe I’m just assuming too much here, or maybe not. And so they the lit candles on that cake and sang hashy birthday from a-far for Cribsnatcher. All and all it was another shitty trail, and some of us had further adventures that week with the Ben Franklin Mob, the Blue Hen, the Harrisburgh Hersey and the Reading hashes again. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1204, the Porta-Ho birthday hash this Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |