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| Hash Number: | 1289 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1289 |
| When: | April 6, 2019 |
| Where: | 3600 Miller Road, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Butt Lite Digital Dick | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1289 When: Saturday, April 6, 2019 at 3pm HST Where: North Wilmington, Outer Parking Lot Across From Home Depot, 3600 Miller Road, Wilmington, DE 19802 Who Hare: Butt Lite and Digital Dick What Else: You are welcome to wear your post April Fools apparel (or All Fools' Day since we have a Dancing Fool!)! Practical jokes ... Maybe! Friendlies: Doggies - No, Kiddies - No.Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take the 202 South (Concord Avenue) exit off I-95. Take the first left onto Miller Road (opposite cCorner Is Kreston Wine & Spirits at 904 Concord Avenue), go north on Miller Road and the shopping center with the Home Depot will be on the right. If you go past Brandywine Motorcars on Miller Road, you missed the shopping center where Home Depot is located. The shopping center entrance Is across the street from the BP station and near the Wilmington Brew Works (for you wankers that have checked out that establishment). Park in the middle of the outer shopping center parking lot nearest Miller Road (away from the stores) so the customers don't complain about all the ruckus! Arrive early to take advantage of some tax free shopping! Butt Lite (Nancy) cell phone Please note the road/interchange closures: The Exit 9 Interchange at I-95 and Marsh Road is closed. Washington Street Extension to Carr Road is closed. This impacts if you only go to apres, which is on Marsh Rd north of I-95. Easiest route is Rt. 202 N (Wilmington Pike), right on Wilson Road, left on Marsh Road, left into Branmar Shopping Center. | Hashers |
| Bunion Butt Butt Lite Butthead Chili CU Next Ten Years Cums and Runs Dead End Digital Dick Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Groper Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Lost Penis NecroPheelMeUp Papsmear Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer RaidR River Man Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket Spunk Monkey Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1289 So, the slobbering pack met up in the far-ass-end of the Home Depot parking lot in Nicer-Norther, Wilmington, DE on a sunny, pleasant, upper 60-ish degree afternoon of Saturday, April 6, 2019 A.D. Hashers I remember being present at some point or other included Lost Penis, PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Spit Bucket, Do Me On the Beach, Skidmarks, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Dirty Wet Pussy, Woody, RaidR, Slut Master, Spunk Monkey, Pump House, Pap Schmear, Chili, Riverman, Groper, Toxic Shock, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, CU Next Ten Years, Just Paul, Just Jess, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Butthead, Cums and Runs, Dead End and . . .? Our hares for today were the fair-weather duo of Butt Lite and Digital Dick who brought back some lovely spring weather upon their recent return from snow-birding in Florida. We were informed that Cousin It was also a hare, but was currently out on a long walk, hopefully with a compass and some emergency flares. And so, whilst we enjoyed some brewskies and soaked up some of that warm sunshine, Butt Lite proceeded to lay marks down on a piece of cardboard, perhaps not to attract further attention to our tailgate party ... who the fuck knows. We were to look for blue chalk and the usual white flour, which was apparently mixed with something unpronounceable just for fun. There were to be checks, falses, a check-back and ... oh yeah, they forgot the beer near ... and oh yeah, the marks were laid before it rained last night, so they may no longer be there. So, while we prepared ourselves for a potential survivor situation and made sure someone had an Uber app on their phone, RA, Woody acknowledged our visitors Chili, Riverman, Pump House, Cums and Runs and Pap Schmear who decided they had nothing better to do on a lovely day than to get lost in Wilmington with a group of degenerates. Butt before we were released, Spit Bucket, whose face we haven’t seen since he’s been growing an out-of-control bush on it for the past year, stepped forward with a razor to indicate that he was tired of eating pubic hair and must be shaved before we could go on trail. A few wankers served as guest barbers, including Skidmarks, Tinsel Tits and Pube, though at first they tried some version of mutton-chops, then a half-beard, but eventually the squirrel’s nest was removed in its entirety. And so, the wankers made their way across the parking lot in a trail of Spit Bucket’s facial pubes to hopefully find some semblance of marks ... On-On! We picked-up some flour blobs leading us across a crater-filled grassy field to the street on the other side. After a few fuck-ups, we found our way into a shiggy area on a trail which is the first of many times today that the pack would be split up in completely different areas. At one point, some wanks were looking for marks in the woods, while others were looking on the roads on either side of the shiggy. Eventually, Digital Dick strolled up, so we mistakenly followed him as he had completely forgotten where trail went. Some hashed smarter on the road, while the rest of us followed the hare back into the shiggy, but eventually we crossed a road, then headed back into more shiggy by a creek with some giant boulders and a tunnel. On-On! Here Spunk Monkey took a hard fall and a swim while the rest of us split up on both sides of the creek through the tunnel. Apparently, someone found marks up the embankment to the right, so everyone made their way in that direction, but from all different directions. Then we came to a construction area where marks were lost, then found again somewhere leading to the railroad tracks. Some of the pack ended up there, while the rest made their way across the construction site above the tracks, but eventually had to slide down through some shiggy, cross a railroad bridge and jump off a wall to a street. Ask anyone else, and the story will be completely different. On-On! And so, we did find some marks on the road, though the turns were not always clear. Trail led us through some neighborhoods before reaching Rockwood Park where we took a hard right down the paved path and ended up in the woods across from the hares’ house. Apparently, the FRB’s missed a check-back 5 written clear-as-mud in the grass somewhere that Digital Dick made everyone else do. Probably why we were pounding beers for 23 minutes at the Beer Near in the hares’ backyard whilst everyone else was taking a semi-guided tour of the park. On-On! Eventually everyone made it to the Beer Near, so we enjoyed our suds while watching the wanks cross the creek in many creative ways to try to avoid getting their feet wet. And once we had soaked-up enough beer and sunshine, Butt Lite instructed us that we were to cross back over the creak and Head to the right, so ... On-On! We found marks for a while leading us out into the neighborhood until they eventually ran out. Knowing we were not far from the parking lot at this point, the wankers pretty much gave up all hope and motivation to look for marks and just Head-ed back to the Home Depot ... and more importantly, the beer. And so, circle commenced around the tailgate of Skidmarks’ truck where RA, Woody got the insults and accolades rolling. Our visitors were once again recognized for traveling from far-away places like Philly. We weren’t sure if Spit Bucket was a visitor since we didn’t recognize him anymore, but he was made to drink for littering his facial pubes in the parking lot. Interuptuses drank for pretending not to know us for a while. FRB, Pube drank with DLF, Tinsel who was last in due to shopping at the Home Depot on the way in. Dead End drank for auto-hashing and Wet Lay drank for using nerd names. Several drank for blood on trail while it was debated whether a tiny scratch was really enough to constitute blood on trail. Spunk and a few others drank for hash-crashing. Late-cumming Just Jess was introduced as a virgin, made to cum by CUNTY. And finally, the hares drank for their shitty trail with less than 10 visible marks on it. Then, at long-last, Woody dismissed his own out-of-control circle by declaring that the hash go in peace. Following circle we gathered up at Famous Joe’s on Marsh Road for a lovely spread of ham, scalloped potatoes, baked beans, salad, chocolate-chip bread and more beer more beer more beer. We enjoyed some laughs, some good company and some Final Four action later into the evening and all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1290 this Saturday. On-On! NecroPheelMeUp | |