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| Hash Number: | 1248 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1248 |
| When: | June 27, 2018 |
| Where: | 735 Ferry Cut Off Street, Old New Castle, DE |
| Hares: | Jewel of Duh-Nile | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1248 When: Wednesday, June 27, 2018 at 6:30pm HST Where: 735 Ferry Cutoff St, New Castle, DE 19720 Who Hare: Jewels o' duh'Nile & ??? What Else: Is everybody Happy? Friendlies: Dogs and kiddies are welcomed, Apres, probably not. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take the exit for Rt. 141 East/New Castle. Go past the airport, Rt. 13, and William Penn High School and take a left onto Rt. 273. At the bend, take a left into the parking lot for Walgreens (Happy Harry's for you old fucks). Look for hashers, park, and get Happy. . | Hashers |
| American Halfass Anal Drip Asshopper Bunion Butt Butt Lite Dancing Fool Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Groper Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Jewel of Duh-Nile Lost Penis Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer Shit Out of Luck Slutmaster Smells Like Hash Spirit Two Buck Fuck Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1248 So, the slobbering pack met up across the street from the actual appointed meet-up spot of Famous Pat’s Tavern (being too chicken to cross the road), in a shopping center on Ferry Cut Off Street in tourist-destination New Castle, DE on a cloudy, mild, upper 70-ish degree evening of Wednesday, June 27, 2018 AD. Hashers I remember encountering at some point or other included: Wishboneher, Lost Penis, PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Do Me On the Beach, Asshopper, Woody, Dirty Wet Pussy, Wet Lay, Groper, Slut Master, Bunion Butt, Just Gregg, Dead End, Mount Me, Butt Lite, American Half Ass, Shit Out of Luck, Just Leanne, Just Zach, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Smells Like Hash Spirit, Dancing Fool, 2 Buck Fuck and . . .? Our hare for today was Jewel of Duh-Nile, who has been passed-around so many kennels lately that he had forgotten he had signed-up to hare his mother hash until at least Monday. No worries, for Jewels had a plan to live-hare this one, having learned some strategery from the many hashes he has dropped-in-on as of late. And so, whist we rifled through cans of shitty swill, Jewels asked for the customary 12-minute head-(head?) start, and slipped-away before half the pack noticed what was going on. Our RA for today, Wishboneher was thusly tasked with interpreting the chalk-talk marks left by our hare, so she called our two virgins, Just Leanne and Just Zach to step forward and be recognized as the latest installment of the many virgins that Smells Like Hash Spirit has made to cum. When Wishboneher asked the virgins why we were gathered here today, Just Leanne replied, “To run in the woods and drink,” so we all introduced ourselves and decided they could stay. Wishboneher deciphered that we would discover some flour blobs, some checks, check-backs, falses, a Jolly-J, a Beer Near (yay!) and an OTF (On The Foot) where a beverage of some sort must be consumed by the pack by tapping the foot of the next chosen drinker and so-on, before moving on. So, once the instructions were as clear as mud, we knocked-back the remnants of the piss-in-a-can we were drinking and at exactly 11 minutes, 59 seconds, we followed the true-trail arrow pointing us head-(head?) on into traffic. On-On!We found some flour marks down Chestnut Street which led us across the street after dodging some speeding cars, and into Old New Castle. The hare had craftily laid many checks, which slowed the FRB’s down while the DFL’s enjoyed social-hour without giving a shit whether they were on marks or not. PubeHeAteHer found the Jolly-J which he got to share with Dirty Wet Pussy while the rest of us were getting thrown-off by a check on a different block. On-On!We meandered through the historic streets trying not to maim ourselves on the cobblestone streets and messed-up brick sidewalks until we picked-up marks on trees heading right into Battery Park where we came upon Jewels parked on a park bench at the Beer Near. Unfortunately, the beer was not near, since beer-bitch Hare Today Cum Tomorrow somehow brought the beer to New Castle Airport instead of Battery Park (easily mistaken, of course … or not), so we waited a while and had to stroll our asses over to the tennis courts (away from where the cops were) once Hare finally arrived with the goods. And so, we teased him only slightly for fucking-up while we cracked-open some fine PBR’s and Yuengling’s while enjoying the lovely view of the Delaware River until it was time to quit loitering and get back on trail. On-On!We headed up South Street, banged a right somewhere, then swung around to Tremont Street until we saw Hare Today drive up. We asked him for clues, but soon realized he didn’t know shit and that we had checked wrongly across some railroad tracks leading the rest of the pack to wander around aimlessly and bitch and moan until the FRB’s eventually found marks down 7th Street leading us toward the Heritage Greenway Trail. Dancing Fool, however opted to hash smarter and simply ran down the railroad tracks (because there was more trash to collect there anyway) and met up with us at the entrance to the paved path. On-On! After taking the path a few steps, we came upon a chalk hop-scotch drawing with the letters “Jewel” in the squares as well as an OTF. A stash of two giant cans of Hard Iced Tea and Sea Quench were found under a bush, which we assumed were for us, so we began tapping feet, drinking, tapping ass, drinking until one-by-ten, the rest of the pack showed-up to help out. Some wanks tried to sneak away, but the rest of the pack held them back until the cans were sufficiently drained so Dancing Fool could add them to his magic bag of New Castle refuse. On-On!We continued on the paved path, across 273 where Pube checked correctly back to the start and the rest of the pack was left to discover the check-back 9 because we just wanted to run a leeeetle further. Eventually we righted ourselves to the right and found our way back to the On In in the parking lot from whence we had cum. We inconspicuously circled-up in the back of the shopping center near the dumpsters and mostly out of the view of the cops, where again, all but one of the leftover 40-ouncers from MFP’s birthday hash were used for down-downs, including some fine St. Ides and Miller High Life. RA, Wishboneher, started the circle of songs, accolades and accusations beginning with serenading our hare, Jewels for his shitty trail and poor choice of Beer Near beer-bitch, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, who also drank for not being able to follow fucking directions. Pube and Bunion Butt drank for being FRB and DFL respectively. Butt Lite drank for wearing race wear while trying to cover it up with a hash shirt at the end. Dead End and Hare Today drank for auto hashing. Smells Like Hash Sprit was made to drink for making the most virgins cum, along with her latest protégés, Just Leanne and Just Zach. DWP, Jewels, Pube and yours-truly were made to drink for race-istly competing in the Savage Race over the weekend. And once enough was enough, Woody declared that the hash go in peace and get a piece of pizza because we were all hangry. Following circle, we finally made it across the street to Famous Pat’s where we enjoyed a lovely salad prepared by Wishboneher and pizzas provided by our hare as well as many, many more beers. And all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1249, H4’s annal Red, White and Blue Hash this Wednesday. On-On!NecroPheelMeUp | |