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| Hash Number: | 1274 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1274 - Mount Me and Skidmarks Birthday Tutu Hash! |
| When: | Dec. 22, 2018 |
| Where: | 903 Delaware Street, New Castle, DE |
| Hares: | Mount Me Skidmarks | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1274, Mount Me and Skidmarks Birthday Tutu Hash! When: Saturday, December 22, 2018 at 3pm HST Where: New Castle Elementary School, 903 Delaware St, New Castle, DE 19720 Who Hare: Mount Me and Skidmarks What Else: And .... it's the 22nd. Soooo, what does all that mean you might ask? That's a good questions! It's a TUTU BIRTHDAY Trail!!! Dust off the 'ole Tutus and wear them on trail! Don't be that person without one! Friendlies: Sure, but they may not be welcome at the Apres or interim waiting at the bar to go to the Baker's Christmas Party! Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From Newark area, get on Route 273 east, after crossing over East Basin Rd (Route 141) the school will be on your left in about 0.5 miles. From NJ, cross the Delaware Memorial Bridge. Take route 9 South for about 1 mile. Take a slight right onto West 6th street. Then a slight right onto Chestnut Street. And then a slight right onto Delaware Street. The school will be on your right after the train tracks. From I-95S, exit to 141 S. Take a left in 2 miles onto 273 east. The school will be on your left. | Hashers |
| Beulah Ball-Breaker Biatch Bunion Butt Butt Lite C Fuck Run Dancing Fool Devil Woman Foofer Duper Gives It Away Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me RaidR Skidmarks Two Buck Fuck Up the Rear Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1274 – Mount Me and Skidmarks' Birthday Tutu Hash So, the shivering pack met up in the parking lot of New Castle Elementary School in New Castle, Delaware on the fine brisk Saturday of December the 22nd, 2018 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Woody, Mary F*cking Poppins, Lost Penis, Buttlite, Up the Rear, Devil Woman, Gives It Away, Two Buck F*ck, Dancing Fool, RaidR, Biotch, Beulah Ballbreaker, Foofer Duper (hashed with us many moons ago and now has cum back), C Fuck Run (visitor from San Diego) and many, many, others. Our hares for the day were Mount Me and Skidmarks who were doing this trail in honor of their birthdays. And being’s that the date was December 22, the theme for the day was Tutus. Eventually our RA for the day started the chalk talk. Skidmarks explained to us to look for both chalk and flour marks. And to expect a beer stop, and to not pay attention to the Turkey/ Eagle split we would eventually cum across, since those marks were left over from the hash in the same area a few weeks ago. Hard to believe the marks were still there with all the rain we’ve had. But, anyway, soon enough we were off. On! On! (to the tune of 12 days of Christmas)On the first part of trail our hares did fuck us whenThey gave us a check back ten On! On!On the second part of trail our hares did it againSeveral marks, checks and falses and then we ran around a bend On! On!OK. Mr. Bah Humbug checking in. No more Christmas Carol rhymes. Fuck that shit!We ran around old New Castle, visiting many parts of the trail that we did a few weeks ago. Some carols were sung including Beulah Ballbreaker singing O Tannenbaum in the native German. Then, lo and behold, also not unlike the trail a few weeks ago, we ran through and around Riverview Park where we Saw Three Ships until we came upon not a Midnight Clear but our Beer Near at a location none other than Sonora at the David Finney Inn. Because the weather outside wasn’t exactly frightful but baby it was cold outside, and because Sonora was warm and inviting (and there was wine as well as hash beer), the shivering pack gratefully (Joy to the World!) crowded into Sonora for our beer stop. There all momentum stopped, and the pack remained for at least 45 minutes, God Rest Ye Merry Gentlehashers. On! On!Eventually the hares decided that we had spent enough time at Sonora and we ran out into O Holy Night, headed back to the start. Once most of us reassembled in the parking lot we realized that C Fuck Run was Away in a Manger. We decided to Go Tell It on the Mountain and ask the Angels we had heard on High and call Smells Like Hash Spirit, who luckily told us C Fuck Run was still at the beer stop. D’erections were provided to CFR and he eventually made it back to the parking lot. Once all were assembled, we all auto-hashed to the Apres, Christiana Pub, where we circled. Our RA the Little Drummer Boy tried to remember The First Noel, all violations and accusations, and was aided by the cold shivering group of hashers. Down downs were administered to the true auto-hashers Shit Out of Luck and American Halfass, interrupti, visitors, first in, last in, etc. There were violations for hashers wearing tutus and for those NOT wearing tutus. And CUNTY (comes ...... ten years) and her significant other were at the beer stop. But thank you to Santa's Elves for helping me with the rest! And, of course, Hashy Birthdays were sung to our co-hares Skidmarks and Mount Me. After circle, we quickly we went inside the pub where beers were provided, nachos were provided, and Birthday Oreo Cupcakes were provided by Lost Penis.. And a fine time was had after another shitty trail. Which apparently was followed by another fine time at a Christmas Party or Pink Floyd Tribute concert after the hash. Merry Christmas all hashers and thanks to Necro and MFP for being our Hash Trashers!! Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1275 this cumming Saturday.On on!One of Santa’s Elves as told to Devil Woman | |