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| Hash Number: | 1251 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1251 - Toga! Toga! Toga! Do Me On the Beach and NecroPheelMeUp's Joint Birthday Hash! |
| When: | July 18, 2018 |
| Where: | 108 West Main Street, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Do Me On the Beach NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1251 -- Toga! Toga! Toga! Do Me On the Beach and NecroPheelMeUp's Joint Birthday Hash! When: Wednesday, July 18, 2018 at 6:30pm HST Where: Deer Park Tavern, 108 W. Main St., Newark, DE 19711 Who Hare: Do Me On the Beach, NecroPheelMeUp, & PubeHeAteHer What Else: This is a Toga Hash, people! That means don your favorite bed sheet, no matter how sticky it is! There will be prizes for the best togas, which will be judged by Do Me On the Beach (she says "Skin is in!"). If you need ass-istance on how to tie a toga, check out this link (or just use some packing tape and a staple gun!). On-On and Toga-Toga-Toga! Friendlies: Trail, not so much (unless they are over 21 and have ID). Apres, fenced-in back yard. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: See here, in case you've never been to the Deer Park Tavern. | Hashers |
| American Halfass Anal Drip Asshopper Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Closing Time Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Groper Jewel of Duh-Nile Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Nip Fuck Perfect Woman PubeHeAteHer Shit Out of Luck Skidmarks Slutmaster Smells Like Hash Spirit The Wetter the Better Triple Whore Score Up the Rear Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1251 So the slobbering pack met around the side of the Deer Park tavern on the fine early evening of July the 18th, 2018 AD, for the much hyped toga hash. Hashers present at some point included: Nip Fuck, Just Maddie, American Half Ass, Shit out of Luck, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Groper, Skidmarks, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Lost Penis, Triple Whore Score, Jewels of Duh-nile, Magic Carpet Ride, Just Leigh Ann, Just Zack, Just Tom, Up the Rear, Dirty Wet Pussy, Mary Fucking Poppins, Smells Like Hash Spirit, Just Greg, Perfect Woman, Slut Master, F-6, Closing Time, Woody, Bumpy Beaver, Weird Al, Just Mary and many, many others. Our Hares of the day were NecroFeelMeUp and PubeHeAteHer with help or support from Do Me on the Beach. And so we hung out for a while, while most of us donned togas, and sipped some fine wine and some fuzzy navel like concoction out of Do Me’s car, until our RA for the day Woody who appeared to have not much of anything under that toga finally circled us up for the chalk talk. Our hares explained the marks, which were to include two Beer Nears, a song check, a naughty stop and a stop where we were to perform a scene from Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, in groups of 4. And so before we left off Necro hurriedly passed out to each of us a piece of paper with the lines. And soon enough we were off. On! On! Trail, marked almost entirely by yellow chalk arrows went up main street then banged a right into the Trabant Center, but since that was locked we had to go around it down South College Avenue. We found marks leading us up on to the pedestrian bridge where we found the song check.. Us FRB’s waited for a while at the bridge, where there was no breeze and it started to feel rather warm. Finally the slow pokes arrived and we did a quick 2 verses of the Yogy bear song before we got back on the street. On! On! We ran down South College Avenue for a few yards more and took a left past the U of D library and came up through Memorial Hall, where the naughty stop was discovered. And ignored by a few like Magic Carpet Ride. And I heard from many yards away Nip Fuck kicking up a fuss as she suspected her baby girl Just Maddie, was setting her up to get her ass spanked by her ex-husband who was right behind them on trail. On! On! Trail crossed over Delaware Avenue on onto Main Street where it took a right, and we found the stop where we were to act out that scene from Julius Caesar right in front of Grotto’s pizza. So four by four, we did that, giving a great show to the patrons sitting out on the patio of Grottos. And a few cell videos were made. On! On! Trail crossed over to the over side of Main Street. We ran past Cafe Gelato, where the auto hashing Pickle Dick was busy enjoying a fine meal. Trail disappeared right after we passed Catherine Rooney’s, as us FRB’s couldn’t see the light blue chalk Beer Near mark. And so we enjoyed a few mini pictures of Yuengling and Bud Light, and an attempt was made to trick Woody into drinking the latter. And amazingly all of that was quickly consumed by this bunch that seems to be getting ever more beer snob-like every year. On! On! Trail went down Academy Street and past the fire station. Jewels, American Half Ass, and a few other FRB’s fell for a rather long false going behind the Perkins Student Center. True trail was discovered on the other side of Academy going through more of U of D’s campus and taking a left at the music building and down Orchard Road. Going all the way to the end of it. Every 3 blocks there was a check, but marks could only be found going straight. On! On! Eventually we intersected the last leg of the trail for the Red, White and Blue hash laid a few weeks before, and found some clever scribbling by the hare over the On In mark that was still there from two weeks ago.. At the end of Orchard we took a right to the intersection of Apple and South Main Street, where we found a check in front of the 7-11. Surprise, surprise we hear American Half Ass, who ended up way ahead of us somehow, screaming “Beer Near” in front of the Pats MVP Sports lounge, the last place left in the Newark City that offers a good deal on draft brews when you buy in bulk. And so we enjoyed sitting in the AC, and a tower or two of Yuengling and Bud Light, once Mario the bartender found where the plastic cups were hidden. Some folks entertained themselves with the giant Jenga game set out on the porch, but as the sun was going down, the hares pushed us along. On! On! Trail went down the road past the liquor store, the Fed Ex Kinko’s, the Buffalo Wild Wings and a few other business before ending, big surprise, back at the Deer Park. While the Apres was scheduled to be up New London Road at Necro and Pubes place again, sometime was needed by two our hares and our food bitch Wet Lay for the day to get some stuff ready, so we were requested to stop for one last beer at the Deer Park, since we had been taking up half their parking lot, but had not patronized their business yet. So after that, we headed back to the pad of Necro and Pubes. About the time the sun was finally down, our RA, Woody, opened circle. Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Down Downs were done. The hares drank a few times. And everyone who didn’t even make an attempt to don a toga was brought in for a down down. The first in and last in drank.. Pickle Dick drank for auto hashing and for inviting to see his band play the other week, for what turned out to be a private party. Triple Whore Score and a few others drank for interruptus. Our virgin Just Tom AKA Just John AKA Just Bob, and perhaps a few other names our RA got confused with drank his virgin down down along with Just Mary, who turned out not to be a virgin, as she had hashed once in Singapore. Our hare NecroFeelMeUp and one or two others did got a side side for their birthday, as there seems to be one of those every week lately. An attempt was made to name Just Greg with a name that was inspired by a business called the Drip Cafe which he owns. But we couldn’t decide on a winner that day so I guess we’ll come up with something for him next time. Slutmaster won the toga contest for showing the most skin. And for that, he got a bottle of something. And I forget who won a bottle of something for the best rendition of Julius Caesar, but somebody did. Many other people drank and were acknowledged for many other things. So many that we decided to skip the announcements that time. And Woody, forgetting that he was Woody, looked around for Woody to close the circle. After circle was closed, with our beers we also enjoyed a fine spread of Greco-Roman- Mediterranean inspired food provided by Wet Lay. Caesar salad, spinach turnovers, pita bread with hummus and spinach dip, olives, feta cheese, grapes and baclava were included along with a fine cake in honor of NecroFeelMeUp’s birthday. For a little while a dart tournament broke out, and Slutmaster ran the pool table. All and All it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1252 this cumming Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |