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Hash Number:1198
What:Hockessin Hash #1198 - Necro Pheel Me Up’s Birthaday Hash
When:July 19, 2017
Where:1215 New London Rd, Landenberg, PA
Hares:NecroPheelMeUp
PubeHeAteHer
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What:  Hockessin Hash #1198, Necro Pheel Me Up’s Birthaday Hash
When:  Wednesday, July 19, 2017, at 6:30 HDT, (Chalk Talk at 6:40, hares away at 6:45 pack away at 6:51)
Where:  1215 New London Rd, Landenberg, PA 19350 (Same location as the AGM) 
Who Hare:  Necro Pheel Me Up & Pube He Ate Her 
What Else:  Bug spray and dry bag strongly suggested! Hash Cash:  $7.00
Friendlies:  Maybe, maybe not!  Apres has fenced in back yard (take a wild guess where it is at!) D’erections:  From I-95 S, take exit 1-B, Newark/Rt. 896 N.  Follow Rt. 896 N out of Newark and Carolyn's Cafe (site of AGM) is just over the DE/MD/PA line on the left-hand side.
Hashers
Asshopper
Big Mother Fucker
Bunion Butt
Bunion's Bitch
Butt Lite
Cousin It
Dancing Fool
Dead End
Dirty Wet Pussy
Groper
Hare Today Cum Tomorrow
Jewel of Duh-Nile
Lost Penis
Magic Carpet Ride
Mary Fucking Poppins
NecroPheelMeUp
Perfect Woman
Pickle Dick
PubeHeAteHer
Sex Toys For Tots
Silence of the Goats
Skidmarks
Slutmaster
The Wetter the Better
Triple Whore Score
Vomit Comet
Wet Lay
Wickwacker
Wishboneher
Woody Woodpecker
Hash Trash
Trash for Hockessin Hash #1198
So, the slobbering pack gathered up in the parking lot of what once was Amici’s, then The Wedge bar and Grill, then Caroline’s BYOB place, and now Caroline’s place you can rent for your own private events, up the New London Rd from Delaware in Landenburg, PA.  This on the balmy summer early evening of July the 19th, 2017 AD.
Hashers I remember being present at some point: Buttlite, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Jewel of Denial, Wetter the Better, Asshopper, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Wishboneher, Slutmaster, Mary Fucking Poppins, Dead End, Cousin It, Perfect Woman, Triple Whore Score, Vomit Comet, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Pickle Dick, Sex Toys For Tots, Silence of the Goats, Woody, Magic Carpet Ride, Wickwacker, Groper, Dancing Fool, Bunions Bitch, Dirty Wet Pussy, Big Mother Fucker, Just Sherry? and many, many others.
Our hares of the day were PubeHeAteHer and his partner in crime the birthday girl NecroFeelMeUp.  And thus they decided to live hare this trail because the year before when they took a similar route some concerned park rangers had removed their marks. 
Despite the warning that we were this day to start more or less on time, hashers continued to arrive late well after it was past the 6:30 mark.  And so the chalk talk was explained to the 25% of us who showed up on time and were willing to listen and who didn’t decide to go off to the bathroom or do some other thing in middle of the directions being given to us.  We were told that we would be hashing in three states that day, which turned out to be true at least for those who stayed on trail.  We were informed that there was to be a beer stop or two, a shot stop and a song stop among other things.  Our front running hare Pube took off at about the advertised time of 6:45, and at 6:51, our sweeping hare Necro insisted that we depart much to the chagrin of the usual late cumming bastards who wanted to spend another hour drinking more beer in the parking lot as if the sun wasn’t going to go down soon.
And so the arrow, or both of them pointed down the hill on New London Rd in the direction of Newark.
On! On!Trail went down New London Rd, past the Welcome to Delaware sign, and soon we found a check with true trail going into Carpenter part of White Clay Creek State park.  Yes, you know that’s the place we always get in trouble, every single, single time we go there.  Though these particular hares had not yet joined our group until about a decade after our banishment from that place.  
On! On!We followed the trail and found a few checks and falses, this being a live hared trail, it took slightly more effort than usual to figure all that stuff out, though the hare stayed pretty close to the 3 mark guideline for true trail.  We found the song stop at the monument marker at the Delaware/ Pennsylvania border and waited many minutes for everyone to catch up.  The rather impatient FRB’s decided to take off just as those in the back got sort of close, as we song a few songs including the “Why are we waiting” one led by yours truly.
On! On!Trail followed the hiking/biking paths and went up many, many hills until eventually we came out to the concert pavilion place, where there was a concert going on, and fortunately a beer stop for us.  As our hares had arranged to have one of their cars parked there.  For several songs we enjoyed some nice cold brews, as it was a very warm evening.  And here we ran into one of our interruptus friends, Wickwacker, who was also there to enjoy the concert.  And just as the sun was beginning to go down we were ushered forth for the rest of trail.  With a few exhausted folks deciding to ride in the car with Necro.
On! On!Trail went though the park a little more, just barely bypassing what us high school cross country runners referred to as “Suicide Hill”, then we came out to New London Rd and went in the general direction of North for a little while. Trail banged a left into one of the neighborhoods where we found a check back 5, and true trail going up a creek.  A creek which I believe went through all 3 states. 
Many and or most of the pack wanted to avoid getting wet as usual and attempted to bypass this creek for as long as possible by trespassing through the surrounding properties, which thus made it a little more difficult for them to find the shot stop which awaited us.  As our other hare, NecroFeelMeUp was waiting for us with a bottle of Fireball and Apple Pie Moonshine along part of the creek that was in the state of Maryland I believe.  We took not our time at this one as it was getting dark fast, so most of us took our shots quickly and resumed up the creek.
On! On!Trail just kept going up the creek, I think all the way up to Elbow Lane, back in Pennsylvania where we started, though most of the pack decided to get out of the water by the time we reached Little Egypt Rd, just down the hill from where we started.  The short cutting or Auto-hashing Wet Lay getting in first.  Followed by the first in on most of true trail, Sex Toys For Tots, followed much later by the last three in: Asshopper, DWP, and just Sherry.  Soon after we adjourned back to the hares pad, just down the hill in Delaware for the circle and the apres’.
As our summer RA, Wishboneher, had expected not to make the hash that day she had requested that yours truly, MFP, attempt to herd the cats that day.  And even though Wish still ended up making it, I decided I would still honor that request, as it had been a while since I ran a circle.
So I called the hares in.  And awards and penalties were dished out.  Our visiting hashers, Silence of the Goats and Sex Toys for Tots, sung us a song.  Our virgin, Just Sherry, got her first down down.  The birthday girl NecroFeelMeUp got a birthday side-side.  And since almost everybody who made a Grande Ass of themselves at the Blue Hen tubing hash the previous Saturday also showed up to this, we decided to make them drink for that too.
Announcements were made, and once again, Woody screwed up the one simple thing we depend on him to due.  And so the hash went in piece, and we enjoyed a fine spread of tacos and taco fixings, along with one tasty chocolate birthday cake provided by Wet Lay.
All and All it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1199, this Wednesday.On! On!
MFP