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| Hash Number: | 1290 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1290 - Game of Thrones - A Song of Mud & Beer Hash |
| When: | April 13, 2019 |
| Where: | 29 Falcon Court, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Magic Carpet Ride Purple Haze Wet Lay | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1290, Game of Thrones - A Song of Mud & Beer Hash When: Saturday, April 13, 2019 at 3pm HST Where: Dragonstone, which is at 29 Falcon Court, Wilmington DE, 19808. Who Hare: Magic Carpet, Wet Lay, & Just George the Whitewalker. What Else: This is a family friendly hash. In our nod to Game of Thrones, we will have 3 different trails: Targaryen (Eagle), Lannister (Turkey), and Greyjoy (Pirate - 90% water: You’ll be in the water for over a mile non-stop). Take your places amongst the houses! Wear the color (or a costume) that pertains to your trail: Targaryen (Red), Lannister (Yellow), Greyjoy (Green). There will be a special prize for the Greyjoy FRB! Be very careful! There’s a dragon on the loose! Friendlies: Doglings? (Y) Childsters? (Y) Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take exit 5B Rt.141 N. Take the exit for Rt. 2 W/Newark and follow signs to Rt. 41 N. Turn left onto Millcreek Rd and then stay left onto Stoney Batter Rd. Turn right onto Middleton Dr. Turn right toward Falcon Ct; Stay left onto Falcon Ct. Hockessin Hash Receding Hareline: See our website -- hockessinhash.org --- to remind yourself of the list of upcumming hares. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Biatch Bunion Butt Butt Lite Dead End Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Groper Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Horny Hands Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Parrothead PubeHeAteHer Purple Haze RaidR Slutmaster Spit Bucket Spunk Monkey The Wetter the Better Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Winter is coming ....... No, thank goodness Winter finally departed whilst yours truly was out adventuring in realms far outside of Hockessinstoros. The slobbering pack gathered up out back of Magic Carpet Ride’s on Dragon Court in the Kingdom of Pike Creek, De on the fine warm spring afternoon of April the 13th, 2019AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Dead End, Do Me on the Beach, Devil Woman, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Horney Hands, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Buttlite, Groper, Dirty Wet Pussy, Mary Fucking Poppins, Parrothead, Spitbucket, Weird Al, Biaotch, RaidR, Just Tom, Just Kevin, Spunk Monkey, Bunion Butt, Spitbucket, Slutmaster, Woody, Wishboneher, Groper, Parrothead, and many, many others. Our hares of the day were Magic Carpet Ride with help from Just George, costumed as a white walker, with the marks, and Wetlay with the food. Though I don’t think we’ve run out of Stars Wars movies yet, Magic this year decided to change the theme of her hash up a bit and made this A Game of Thrones hash. And so a most elaborately laid plan the hares did set out to do .... and you know how that usually works out. But at least there was beer at the beer near this time. At least for those who were willing to wait for it. And so the hashers hung out and enjoyed each others company and the fine spring weather sipping some brews for a while before our fair-weather RA for the day, Wishboneher circled us up for the chalk talk. Magic dressed up as one of the major characters, explainedeth to us that we must choose our side in the war for the throne and therefore our trail. Those who felt like running were advised to choose House Targaryen and were supposed to don red and follow a trail of red ribbons. Those who felt like walking were to choose house Lanister and don the color of yellow and follow yellow ribbons. And those who felt like sloshing and swimming were to choose house Greyjoy and don the color green following some green ribbons. There were also purple chalk marks here and there where the three paths I think were supposed to join up. But this hash, like the Game of Thrones story, contained so many characters and subplots and conflicts and story arcs that it was pretty hard for me to keep up with it. Magic, our warrior queen for the day, pointed with her sword in the general direction we were supposed to find marks and so we were off. On! On! The walkers, I mean the Lannisters, walked up on to the street and stayed on the asphalt whilst the Greyjoys eventually found ribbons leading them down to the creek while the Targaryens stayed on the land above. No actually it didn’t work out that great. It took us a while to find the ribbons and such but we tried to follow that plan. But into the woods and in the creek and on the asphalt we all tried to stay. On! On! A few of us got separated from each other. Pube, of course speeded away boldly ahead. Some of the walkers went the wrong way for a while. Wetter the Better and DWP got stuck in the creek for a while. Yours truly found a left over halloween decoration, a plastic severed hand, that he used later in a poor attempt to enact a scene from the game of thrones saga at the beer stop later. On! On! Eventually a few of us on the Targaryen and the Greyjoy trail came across Magic Carpet Ride, PubeHeAteHer, and the Beer Near mark, and were able to follow that all the way to the first Beer Near, manned by a Madam Wench of some relation to the hares. And here we enjoyed our brews, including some Game of Thrones Saison like beer of some sort, with a picnic table at our disposal. Eventually all the walkers and the folks struggling in the creek caught up with us. On! On! The Greyjoys had to get back in the water. The while the Targaryen’s had to go back to getting lost in the woods. Magic gave everybody some instruction about what to do once the trail took you to a log that crossed the creek but this was misunderstood. Yours truly, in keeping with the theme of the hash, decided to betray one house in favor of the other, and joined the walking Lanisters. On! On! We followed a nice paved asphalt path up a hill. Where there were nice, clear, easy to see purple chalk marks for us to follow. On! On! Us FRB’s on the Lanister side came across a big Beer Near mark, but found no beer. So kept going on for about a half a mile, Until we thought better of it and turned around to meet back up with the walkers. Wet Lay, who didn’t actually participate in the laying, planning of trail, suspected her co-hares had planned the spot on the path where there was another park bench for us to make us of. Having the foresight of the Three-Eyed Raven, Wet Lay turned out to be correct. About 10 minutes later Just George the White Walker came walking up the hill, towing the second round of beer in that wagon. And so we waited for another long while for those struggling in the creek, along with those who got lost in the woods to join us. But eventually they did. We enjoyed some more brews, before our Warrior Queen Magic gave us one last bit of instructions and that was just to find our way back to point A. On! On! A couple of us got confused again and went up the wrong hill. On! On! We all made it back. Sans a couple of other hilarious details. Down-Downs were poured and eventually our RA for the day, Wishboneher circled us up. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were song. Down-Downs were done. The hares drank many times as well as anyone that the mob of fools could think of having any association with them. “When one whatever drinks, all whatevers drink” Etc, Etc. Pube drank for being first in again, while Wetter the Better and Wet Lay drank for last. Spunk Monkey was awarded a metal for staying in the water the longest or finishing the water trail first or something like that. Our visitors from out of town, Horney Hands and Parrot Head from Philly drank for that. Our interruptus, and there were a few more of those than usual, drank. Many other folks drank for many other things. But since we had the time, and we weren’t circling in some parking lot where we could expect any second for the local authorities to show up and shoe us out of there ... We finally got around to naming Just Tom,” 7th Hole.” Because he plays golf. And because we couldn’t think of anything good inspired by the digestive issues he was rumored to have a few weeks before. And we finally got around to naming Just George “Purple Haze” because of the purple marks he left for us that day, and/or perhaps because his daughter and Co-Hare is also named after an acid rock song. After announcements were made and the hash went in peace, we enjoyed another fine, fine spread put out for us by Wetlay. Including salad, pulled pork from the boar slain by Robert Baratheon, some mac and cheese and some wonderful skull shaped lemon and coconut cake. This go along with our brews. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash # 1291 This coming Saturday. They Say I am only Half a man. So what does that make you? On! On! MFP | |